Oscar's 2022: It won't be an embarrassment like last time we promiss

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Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Yeah sexual harassment is a super funny thing to joke about especially nowadays

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

You would never think Regina Hall was actually funny watching this

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This joke was funny for the first minute

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:33

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Its not sexual harrassment because its womennnnnnasdasdeqewdasda

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Imagine a male comedian doing this

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:34

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Jason Momoa just burped on a live academy award broadcast. give him the hosting job.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:34

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

Benne posted:

I thought we as a society finally agreed we were done with Amy Schumer

I thought the DiCaprio joke was funny but why stop to explain it? Same with the burn on don�t look up when she stopped to say she liked it. Wrecked the momentum

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:34

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I think I forgot to put this down but uh Dune.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:35

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Wait, what the gently caress, the announcers didn't even announce it?

What is this?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:35

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

surf rock posted:

Wait, what the gently caress, the announcers didn't even announce it?

What is this?

I think this one was pre-recorded during the first hour.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:35

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Wesley, my man

No. Dear Jesus no.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:35

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Rosie Perez has not aged a day, I swear.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:36

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

Jose Oquendo posted:

I think this one was pre-recorded during the first hour.

That would explain how the winners warped onto the stage

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:36

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Cinematography, I have Macbeth.

edit: Dune was my second pick. Good job

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:37

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

ABC literally asked them to cut TWELVE of the 23 awards so they could cram more bullshit in.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:38

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

DUNC

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pospysyl: Nov 10, 2012

Dunc sweep?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:39

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Zero One posted:

DUNC

It will probably win everything EXCEPT best picture.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:39

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dune's gonna clean the gently caress up when Part 3 comes out

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:40

pospysyl: Nov 10, 2012

This watch commercial is the most appealing thing I've seen so far

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:40

E.G.G.S.: Apr 15, 2006

I'm just excited to watch Sean Penn destroy his Oscar later.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:44

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Documentary Short up now.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:45

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

What was the point of banishing these awards if they're just gonna show the speeches anyway

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:45

Old Kentucky Shark: May 25, 2012; If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.

I am turning this poo poo off and just watching Dunc again instead.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:46

Gaius Marius: Oct 9, 2012

Glad I can't find a restrean of this

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:46

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SFX, I said Spidey Boy.

Dune is going to be this years Mad Max

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:47

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Giving everything to Dune is the correct choice

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:48

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Aside from Dune, none of those movies even deserved a nomination. Really slim pickings this year I guess.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:48

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Dune deserved to win Many Awards, it's an incredibly well-done movie

It does kill me that Pig and The Green Knight didn't get nominated for anything, though. Along with Dune, they're my top three favorite films of 2021.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:49

Driftingmouse: May 26, 2021; by Fritz the Horse

My Face When posted:

Documentary Short up now.

What did win DOCUMENTARY Short?

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:49

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Really disgusted to see Shaun White on stage

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:50

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Wow never thought Tony Hawk, Shaun White and Kelly Slater would snub George Lazenby but that's the world we live in today.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:50

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Driftingmouse posted:

What did win DOCUMENTARY Short?

Queen of Basketball

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:50

checkplease: Aug 17, 2006; Smellrose

Agreed. Pig and green knight were sadly big misses.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:50

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

The best era in film history was the 18 month stretch where every movie geared toward teenagers had a 30-second cameo from Tony Hawk that consisted entirely of someone saying "hey look, there's skateboarding legend Tony Hawk!" and then the camera pans over to him doing an ollie or something and then the movie continues. It was great.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:51

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Celebrating James Bond but not Godzilla? Get the gently caress out of here.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:51

TheBigBudgetSequel: Nov 25, 2008; It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

DUNC SUPREMACY

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:51

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With all this bullshit about women's rights on the show, it's really crazy Last Duel wasn't even nominated for ANYTHING.

Edit: Hi yes, it's me. I'm the Stanner for Last Duel. I watched the day after Dune and I still have chills.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:51

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Shaun White has, like, negative TV charisma

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pospysyl: Nov 10, 2012

Disappointed we didn't see Christmas Jones I. The Bond Girl part of this montage

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