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Thumposaurus posted:Steve Va i= wizard Uli as always the best dressed of any group he was with.
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Dave Hill of Slade - Cleric.
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Mar 26, 2022 03:04
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this got weird yall made it weird
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Mar 26, 2022 03:22
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You should go wearing black robes and corpse paint, sing all your backing vocals in a death metal growl, and make your vocalist translate your demonic growled comments between songs. Like your main band is Cryptic Coroner from South Central Poland and this is a side gig that you’re just barely prepared for.
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Mar 26, 2022 03:32
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I wanna put on a thick accent and call myself Gunther.
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Dr. Faustus posted:I had forgotten all about Lenny's "unfortunate" wardrobe malfunction. Such problems to have. if you leave with any knowledge then please know that these  are also dad jeans. and if anyone insists they aren't ... that's-a extra cheugy
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Mar 26, 2022 05:01
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any pair of jeans stops being dad jeans if you put out enough cigarettes on them
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:As an aside, I worked in a comic book store with a local legend everyone knows as Metal Fred and he was one of ten people at the first Manowar show in Philadelphia. The band was used to playing soccer stadiums in Europe and brought that intensity to a small club in the middle of the week. They were out there in very little but dead animals just terrorizing the hell out of the audience. He got his first Manowar tattoo right after it. The threshold of any great artist is terrorizing the audience.
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well why not posted:any pair of jeans stops being dad jeans if you put out enough cigarettes on them certainly anyone should do this if they're comfortable with it and not follow the prescriptivist advice from that one poster on the last page who seems to be somehow posting from the male fashion advice subreddit circa 2008
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this guy's all "no t-shirts" and "no jeans" but won't say what kind of thing he's looking for? rear end in a top hat, I guarantee it. also, like, have you seen any video or anything of these guys playing live, like on their social media or something? what are they wearing in that poo poo? also, get yourself a red shirt and a black tie and show up looking like you're ready to join kraftwerk
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Mar 26, 2022 15:16
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Is it Paul Anka? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LsnW0WZlKQ
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hexwren posted:this guy's all "no t-shirts" and "no jeans" but won't say what kind of thing he's looking for? Or a black shirt and red tie so you can join Green Day
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Dr. Faustus posted:^^^ If I could erase that album from our timeline I would
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Laserjet 4P posted:what's wrong with passion & warfare hexwren posted:this guy's all "no t-shirts" and "no jeans" but won't say what kind of thing he's looking for? I just kinda winged it and bought these four pieces at the same place: For pants I bought a pair of linen drawstring beach pants for outdoor warm-weather gigs, and these stupid black jeans for indoor gigs. For shirts I bought this loose linen shirt, again for warm out-door gigs, and for inside I picked this long-sleeved shirt, which I find inoffensive (mostly.) I can't be arsed to put any more effort into this for now. I spent $125 total after coupons, so it's no great loss. If anything is really reprehensible I will send it back.
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Just get JNCOs
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Faustus showing up to play guitar at the mix UFC/Natural Health convention
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well why not posted:Faustus showing up to play guitar at the mix UFC/Natural Health convention "This next song is by Donovan, though you may not have heard it played like this...."
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You guys get it! o7
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Dr. Faustus posted:Nothing. I was thinking of Sex & Religion. honestly i'm here for the disco/club shirt. sue me!
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uncloudy day posted:honestly i'm here for the disco/club shirt. sue me!
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The pants will be good for the inevitable sublime cover songs
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Dr. Faustus posted:...and for inside I picked this long-sleeved shirt, which I find inoffensive (mostly.) Why did you go for the disco shirt? There's a whole section for shirts for musicians! I honestly don't know how you overlooked it! (Seriously though, I'd totall wear this with my Zubaz.)
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Thumposaurus posted:Blues lawyers are a dying market gotta get the next big demographic the punk lawyer. Dr. Faustus posted:How the hell do you find good clothes for the stage? I have no idea what people are wearing because when I think of guys my age in cover bands all I can picture are bowling shirts or mechanic shirts. I do not want to do the Guy Fieri. Better looking natural in jeans and a black well-fitting t-shirt than deer in headlights in something else. Unless that's your look, in which case, rock it.
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It would be really funny to be the guy in the dadrock working class band overddressed like Brian "Head" Welch, Twiggy Ramirez or, like, Andrew Wood.
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I just wear skinny jeans and a sports bra tbh. Just play the loving guitar you nerds.
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I remember before my first gig I dyed my hair purple and was stressing about what to wear. I also asked the singer/guitarist if there was anything he wanted to rehearse for the stage to try and get the audience moving and he said "we are not there to entertain people" which is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever heard about performing music and inspired me to look really goofy on stage compared to him.
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I used to wear button up beach shirts from target over a plain white t-shirt also from target, but that may be because we played a bunch of Beach Boys and Jimmy Buffett. I looked and felt incredibly awkward my first couple of gigs, but that has more to do with having not played in front of a crowd for 13 years. Previous gig’s setlists might qualify for the thread title, but I still play through them when I have a case of the Mondays, so hey whatever works!
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Mar 28, 2022 02:10
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if you play metal you gotta wear a really obscure band's shirt so that if anyone thinks your band sucks they see your shirt and think you suck on purpose
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Animal Friend posted:I also asked the singer/guitarist if there was anything he wanted to rehearse for the stage to try and get the audience moving and he said "we are not there to entertain people" which is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever heard about performing music What did he think he was there for?
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Stupid Music poo poo: we are not there to entertain people
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muike posted:if you play metal you gotta wear a really obscure band's shirt so that if anyone thinks your band sucks they see your shirt and think you suck on purpose Wear a shirt that says, "I suck on purpose," and the audience try figure it out.
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muike posted:if you play metal you gotta wear a really obscure band's shirt so that if anyone thinks your band sucks they see your shirt and think you suck on purpose A sonic youth t-shirt is cheaper than a tuner
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Kingo Ligma posted:A sonic youth t-shirt is cheaper than a tuner A Merzbow t-shirt means never having to say you're sorry.
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I'm back with more stupid music poo poo! My wife's aunt asked if she could keep her organ in our studio because the club closed and she had to get it out. 1958 Hammond C3 with Leslie is now indefinitely parked in my basement and as soon as I replace some tubes it's going to roar.
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DUDE
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That's 10K worth of anybody's money right there. Christ.
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JesustheDarkLord posted:I'm back with more stupid music poo poo! My wife's aunt asked if she could keep her organ in our studio because the club closed and she had to get it out. Wrong. Thread.
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I like the tiny drumkit next to the monster organ
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Thumposaurus posted:I like the tiny drumkit next to the monster organ I have been paralyzed from posting in all the non-stupid music threads for like 2 years because I we'll have to do a huge effort post about all the cool poo poo we've collected and sort-of learned to play but also we have three kids and I think it's important that they be included in family music time.
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