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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


there was a really good free kick goal in the concacaf champions league (a deeply cursed competition) last night

https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1503893908593553409

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



It is indeed a cursed competition and that is indeed a sick golazo

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
:nms:

Dude gets hit in the face with the ball, passes out, falls on the other guy's leg, breaks it, and is given a red card because of it:

https://twitter.com/ESPNFutbolArg/status/1504489183011749889

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

joepinetree posted:

:nms:

Dude gets hit in the face with the ball, passes out, falls on the other guy's leg, breaks it, and is given a red card because of it:

https://twitter.com/ESPNFutbolArg/status/1504489183011749889

Dang I wish I had read all that before clicking. Also imagine passing out because a ball smashed into your face and when you wake up 1) You're not getting the most treatment and 2) You're somehow the bad guy of the situation

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1503336204720381954?s=20&t=pdaie2IXva4N2AnnDTz0LQ

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


no because when you take a photo of it it'll be reversed so it's the right way around

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Slotducks posted:

no because when you take a photo of it it'll be reversed so it's the right way around

What

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


wow u never use a camera before?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Ohh I see you are doing a bit. My bad

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Just like an ambulance

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
when all you have are impractically large bolt cutters everthing looks like an impractiacally large bolt

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


The Simpsons reference is :discourse:

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

North West Counties Football League Division One South Champions - you'll never sing that

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/Dan_KP/status/1507015599242690569

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

JingleBells posted:

North West Counties Football League Division One South Champions - you'll never sing that


Quinoa everywhere. I’ve done a few games this season so I’ll definitely be at the Alsager match on Saturday.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

britishbornandbread posted:

Quinoa everywhere. I’ve done a few games this season so I’ll definitely be at the Alsager match on Saturday.

I picked up a season ticket last year as it meant I could get out and see football during lockdown and it's cheap - £80 for the season. Also got to see them win 18-0 the other weekend which was probably the most ridiculous game of football I've seen - been to a few away games to mark new grounds off the map (like last night at Barnton) - it's nice to be able to watch football where I don't actually care about who wins (also it's the cheapest pint in Cholton).

They also have great fans:

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Barnton Cheshire? drat you were spitting distance from me

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Dumb as a loving rock but can't say Tevez wasn't entertaining

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1507283691768365058?t=K3GSkIH6XOvF_PEmePShCg&s=19

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1508078514758635526

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
This is normal in Holland.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

vyelkin posted:

This is normal in Holland.
They even have a Dick Advocate!

szary
Mar 12, 2014
bring back the Jizz Hornkamp

Rid
Jun 16, 2003

What do you mean you're out of butter?

szary posted:

bring back the Jizz Hornkamp

Favorite joke my buddy made at the most recent Willem II game: 'Jizz is a real banger. If only he'd have come quicker!'

Honestly though, if he'd been signed earlier, we'd probably be doing a lot better...

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Not the best this week

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/GeirJordet/status/1508363388883243012

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Alphonso Davies completely losing his mind over watching Canada qualify on livestream while he’s stuck at home is really wholesome content.

https://twitter.com/timandfriends/status/1508205330345381889?s=21&t=45WFL88jQwWjYoAof-1sWg

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Much like my posts, this was a remarkable waste of time.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

pseudodragon posted:

Alphonso Davies completely losing his mind over watching Canada qualify on livestream while he’s stuck at home is really wholesome content.

https://twitter.com/timandfriends/status/1508205330345381889?s=21&t=45WFL88jQwWjYoAof-1sWg

This is fantastic

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
That thigh :stare:

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Here's the world cup ball

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
When are they unveiling the artificial clouds?

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
a continuous loop of slaves migrant workers holding white sheets while skydiving over the stadia

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Frankston posted:

Here's the world cup ball



I haven't read the marketing guff but I assume it's the roundest ball in the history of football and features isometric bump mapping and some sort of asteroid material that makes it easy to do volleys. Also all the keepers are preparing their cry laugh emoji 'not mad about the state of this stupid poo poo ball' tweets in advance

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
He's almost made that too round

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



All of the balls are also nfts that you can bid on during the match! Your ball might be the one that wins the world cup!

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

the sex ghost posted:

I haven't read the marketing guff but I assume it's the roundest ball in the history of football and features isometric bump mapping and some sort of asteroid material that makes it easy to do volleys. Also all the keepers are preparing their cry laugh emoji 'not mad about the state of this stupid poo poo ball' tweets in advance

It is "the fastest ball ever".

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

the sex ghost posted:

I haven't read the marketing guff but I assume it's the roundest ball in the history of football and features isometric bump mapping and some sort of asteroid material that makes it easy to do volleys.

Hell yeah, any excuse to post one of my all-time favorite football ads, “The Mission”:

https://youtu.be/vhzajdYMzB0?t=3

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