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Mar 28, 2022 12:16
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Mebh posted:This is why bidets are revolutionary. Why wipe yourself when you can get a robot with a high pressure hose to do it for you and make a soft tinkling chirp noise when its done... Failed Imagineer posted:A slapfight that happened at the literal and metaphorical epicentre of the global consent factory. The semiotics of all that are going to be keeping po-mo cultural critics in hot takes for years to come The whole thing is dumb though because it's unlikely Rock wrote the joke by himself, and confronting him about it on TV is about the worst way to deal with it. It was a lovely joke but also a really dumb way to deal with it.
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Mar 28, 2022 12:16
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Mebh posted:Keir Starmer. Forever the most bran flakes of politician. The box it comes in is more interesting, makes you poo poo, only liked by old people who you've never seen in real life, constantly talked about as something necessary for you to consume. I like bran flakes
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Mar 28, 2022 12:18
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but i would urge them to go further, by removing the remaining flavour
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Mar 28, 2022 12:21
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Bobby Deluxe posted:The whole thing is dumb though because it's unlikely Rock wrote the joke by himself, and confronting him about it on TV is about the worst way to deal with it. It was a lovely joke but also a really dumb way to deal with it. Hear hear. As my 6 year old said this morning: "In a world full of Will Smiths, be a Zelensky" 🙏🇺🇦.
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Mar 28, 2022 12:22
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keep punching joe posted:Hear hear. As my 6 year old said this morning: "In a world full of Will Smiths, be a Zelensky" 🙏🇺🇦. Even knowing it's a joke this is still raising my blood pressure to read.
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Mar 28, 2022 12:24
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Oh my god my mental defences can't even cope with the rush of takes about this Oscars thing, I'm literally going to have to go into an isolation chamber for a month when the Queen dies. Well that would be a pretty good alibi
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Mar 28, 2022 12:28
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Oh my god my mental defences can't even cope with the rush of takes about this Oscars thing, I'm literally going to have to go into an isolation chamber for a month when the Queen dies. lol if the queen's death isn't the time to strap yourself in and face the Content
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Mar 28, 2022 12:33
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Dehumanize yourself and face to incredible content E: I will legit take the day off work but not to mourn, just to lolscroll all day long
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Mar 28, 2022 12:33
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forkboy84 posted:But can you sum it up in a sound?
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Mar 28, 2022 12:48
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Dehumanize yourself and face to incredible content I actual don't have a clue what the reaction is going to be in like in Dublin. There's a lot of decorum-poisoned people around, but also a lot of salt of the earth North Dublin republican types so it could get pretty spicy lol
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Mar 28, 2022 12:56
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sebzilla posted:I like bran flakes I've never seen you in real life so quite possibly you're made up!
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Mar 28, 2022 13:10
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Who are some good Irish republican aligned commentators to follow in anticipation of the big day?
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Mar 28, 2022 13:22
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keep punching joe posted:Who are some good Irish republican aligned commentators to follow in anticipation of the big day? https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/685911795886862337?t=zNlYdgOIys0wbJFtG6QeNw&s=19
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Mar 28, 2022 13:26
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Mebh posted:I've never seen you in real life so quite possibly you're made up! Just knowing you don't like bran flakes isnt enough to figure out what's wrong with you. What is a good bowl of cereal to you?
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Mar 28, 2022 13:26
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kecske posted:The Pursuit of Slappyness Handrock
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Mar 28, 2022 13:36
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I too like bran flakes, I like them with buttermilk (not true buttermilk, but cultured milk).
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Mar 28, 2022 13:37
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What's the bran cereal called that are small stick shaped? I loved those, haven't had them in a long while.
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Mar 28, 2022 13:40
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Guavanaut posted:The final gently caress you of the housing market will be using all the empty investment units as containers for flour. stop posting about grown men slapping each other for a bit. What's wrong with cheap, recyclable paper packaging?
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Mar 28, 2022 13:41
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happyhippy posted:What's the bran cereal called that are small stick shaped? that'll be the all bran.
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Mar 28, 2022 13:49
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SixFigureSandwich posted:grown men slapping each other revisionism already smh
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Mar 28, 2022 13:51
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A big hot bowl of Ready Brek with a handful of All-Bran thrown in on top  taste of the 1980s for me
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Mar 28, 2022 13:53
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SixFigureSandwich posted:stop posting about grown men slapping each other for a bit. What's wrong with cheap, recyclable paper packaging? Nowt wrong with the packaging itself, just its a terrible medium to hold poo poo that easily flows out and cant easily be put back in again in leakages. keep punching joe posted:that'll be the all bran. Ah, thanks. Can't remember seeing them around here recently. These tasted better than Bran Flakes to me.
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Mar 28, 2022 13:54
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Ready Brekk is just middle class porridge imo.
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Mar 28, 2022 14:03
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keep punching joe posted:Ready Brekk is just middle class porridge imo. I’ve been making 50/50 oats/whole grain teff overnight slow cooker porridge recently. (My son is diabetic and coeliac; teff, which is gluten free, both increases the protein level and lowers the glycemic index. Plus it’s a delicious combo). Where does that fall on the porridge class spectrum?
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Mar 28, 2022 14:10
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/685911795886862337?t=zNlYdgOIys0wbJFtG6QeNw&s=19 What's Shrek's twitter account?
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Mar 28, 2022 14:25
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keep punching joe posted:that'll be the all bran. Yeah but which one
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Mar 28, 2022 14:41
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keep punching joe posted:Ready Brekk is just middle class porridge imo. It's middle class now? I always thought of it as "single mum needs to get 5 kids out the door to school in under 60 seconds" based on my own upbringing
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Mar 28, 2022 14:52
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happyhippy posted:Nowt wrong with the packaging itself, just its a terrible medium to hold poo poo that easily flows out and cant easily be put back in again in leakages. Some places have gone the complete other way around to find a solution though.  Those places are Wrong.  Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/685911795886862337?t=zNlYdgOIys0wbJFtG6QeNw&s=19 
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Mar 28, 2022 15:00
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Guavanaut posted:Yes it's this. There should be a flour jug that you buy once to put them in, like with bagged milk. You can pick a not-tupperware container exactly like this in every pound shop in the country. However, the reason why flour gets packed in paper rather than plastic (or even waxed paper like sugar) is that sitting in an airtight container with an air gap over it promotes fungal growth much more quickly than either leaving it out in the open (although obviously there's insect and other hygiene problems with that) or just folding over the top of the paper bag. Not a problem if you're getting through a bag in a couple of weeks, but longer than that you get to spin the Wheel Of Ergotism.
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Mar 28, 2022 15:24
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goddamnedtwisto posted:You can pick a not-tupperware container exactly like this in every pound shop in the country. Can the wheel reward you with LSD, or is it just unpleasant illnesses?
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Mar 28, 2022 15:27
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I could buy a flour bag sized tupperware type thing and punch some holes in the top with a bradawl, but I'm not sure how many people actually would. The accepted solution from twitter on it was to use an American style Quaker Oats can, which I guess makes sense. The general solution I see in people's houses is that flour gets places.
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Mar 28, 2022 15:30
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happyhippy posted:Handrock Hitsh
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Mar 28, 2022 15:52
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You've really got to be a true proletarian to consider Ready Brek to be middle class, I certainly can't manage that myself.
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Mar 28, 2022 15:54
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I bought some of those tubs people use for cereal. One for bread flour, one for self-raising.
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Mar 28, 2022 15:58
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We never got it, it was considered too dear. Oats and water that was our breakfast. a splash of milk if you were lucky.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:00
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Hey thread, Does anyone have any experience dealing with a noise complaint? Both me and my neighbour have been visited by the council, me today, and her a couple months ago, in relation to dogs barking. When the council staff came to my door they advised that recordings had been made. They didn't tell me when the actual noises were made, or when the infraction actually occurred. They recommended getting anti bark collars for the dogs... I don't believe that's necessary as they don't excessively bark. Me and my neighbour are confused as if there is another report, we wouldn't know who it was directed at. We both agree that neither of our pets bother each of us (and we live in semi-detached homes) and as a PTSD sufferer I'm up very easily in the night if there is a disturbance. It could also be the case where they thought it was next door, when it might have been my dogs. One of my dogs is elderly and for a few nights was crying cos she was in pain. But I wouldn't have let her cry on, I'd get up to check on her. Otherwise I wouldn't be the type to leave them barking as I generally don't want any bother! At this point all the council has done has advised me of the complaint, but also advised if it gets raised again I could be fined or have the dogs taken away. This cannot happen. Any guidance or advice?
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Mar 28, 2022 16:08
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Oh my god my mental defences can't even cope with the rush of takes about this Oscars thing, I'm literally going to have to go into an isolation chamber for a month when the Queen dies. TBF if will smith punches the queen into the jaw (as a symbol) and she dies that would definitely be very funny.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:45
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Melissa McCarthyism posted:Hey thread, Any chance the dogs are barking while you are out? There are various training techniques you can do to reduce barking (there are lots of videos about this on youtube), but if its when you are out of the house its difficult to stop completely. One thing I have heard that can work is for the neighbours to use a dog whistle whenever they start barking (once you have trained them to stop when they hear the whistle), sometimes even without the training the confusion of hearing the whistle but now knowing where it came from can stop the barking. As for taking your dogs off you, that's more a threat to try and get you to take the complaint seriously, its pretty unlikely to happen unless you had an excessive amount of dogs. Fines however are a real possibility. If you go the training route it might be worth recording your sessions, so you can demonstrate to the council (or a court) that you are attempting to fix the issue, but might just need a little more time.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:50
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OwlFancier posted:TBF if will smith punches the queen into the jaw (as a symbol) and she dies that would definitely be very funny. Welcome to Erf!
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