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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Jesus tittyfucking Christ way to poo poo the bed Panama


Another great snype

:widowsnypa:

stab fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Mar 28, 2022

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

How was that not a foul on Panama.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Moktaro posted:

How was that not a foul on Panama.

Pity

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
jesus get Fulisic off

oh thx

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Not a moment too soon.

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
Yellow for arguing with the ref on that one?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Lol at noted flat track bully Eddie Johnson being on the top goalscorer (in qualifying) list.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Is nobody noticing that at the time of this posting Mexico is also making GBS threads the bed rn?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

GopherFlats posted:

Yellow for arguing with the ref on that one?

Yep.

Someone get that man a beer (Pulisic, not the ref).

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

stab posted:

Is nobody noticing that at the time of this posting Mexico is also making GBS threads the bed rn?

They just scored, so...

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

stab posted:

Is nobody noticing that at the time of this posting Mexico is also making GBS threads the bed rn?

Mexico has been Not Good this entire cycle. They'll still qualify, but it's been rough stuff from them

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

stab posted:

Is nobody noticing that at the time of this posting Mexico is also making GBS threads the bed rn?

I swear I will do all the moves if Mexico has to play Solomon Islands for their spot. :twisted:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Moktaro posted:

Lol at noted flat track bully Eddie Johnson being on the top goalscorer (in qualifying) list.

EJ was good for one good header per game, and absolutely nothing else

But oh, what a header

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
Busio looks not good.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

They just scored, so...

All part of the plan for ultimate chaos on Matchday 14

:gibs: :killemall:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Mierte

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


lol at busio's "jump" on that delivery

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

GopherFlats posted:

Busio looks not good.

He gets bullied every week and has lost his starting spot at Venezia for the past month or so. If he bulked up a bit it would help, I think. He’s got the makings of a good player but he’s been pretty bad recently. He was much better in the beginning of the season.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Gio Reyna rules

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/USMNT/status/1508243161885331462

both jedi and de la torre have been really good but come on, you already know

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011

Dango Bango posted:

Gio Reyna rules

Agreed

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
FIFA ranking when the Ocho was seeded:

Mexico (11)
United States (22)
Costa Rica (46)
Jamaica (48)
Honduras (62)
El Salvador (69)
Canada (73)
Panama (81)

Group standings going into the last matchday:

Canada
US
Mexico
Costa Rica
Panama (e)
El Salvador (e)
Jamaica (e)
Honduras (e)

Yep, very predictive.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
God drat, that was cathartic

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Don't give up 6 goals in Costa Rica, Yanks.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Unfortunately since Mexico held on for the win in order for them to get knocked down the #4 seed they'd have to lose to El Salvador at home and Costa Rica would have to make up a +4 GD as well. I do not see both of those things happening.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



wishing everyone who qualified for the world cup tonight sweet dreams :)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




All the USA has to do to dodge the playin game is avoid losing to the Ticos by 5, right?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

All the USA has to do to dodge the playin game is avoid losing to the Ticos by 5, right?

By 6.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yep. 5 goals would put the two even on GD at +8 but US would win out on GF (US currently winning that stat 21 to 11).

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008



a forfeit is a 3-0 loss

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Morning goons


Canada is going to the World Cup

:psyduck: :psypop::psyboom::signings:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Haven't kept up with the qualifying but is there some configuration of results that mean Canada get to go but the USA don't. Because that would be a giggle

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

the sex ghost posted:

Haven't kept up with the qualifying but is there some configuration of results that mean Canada get to go but the USA don't. Because that would be a giggle

Costa Rica would have to beat the US by over six goals and the US would have to lose a playoff to either New Zealand or the Solomon Islands.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

shirts and skins posted:

Costa Rica would have to beat the US by over six goals and the US would have to lose a playoff to either New Zealand or the Solomon Islands.

Nuclear test site countries should be banned from international competition, genetic freaks are unfair. Wait, wrong Islands

There's also the scenario where El Salvador scrap a win in Mexico & US lose by 4, sending Mexico to that game, if I understand the GD correctly

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

Costa Rica would have to beat the US by over six goals and the US would have to lose a playoff to either New Zealand or the Solomon Islands.

6 or more goals, but yes. The top 4 teams are locked in (Canada, US, Mexico, Costa Rica) and only Canada is assured of not dropping to the #4 playoff spot. Those 4 are definitely going to Qatar, the question is which one has to travel there in June.

Omnikin posted:

There's also the scenario where El Salvador scrap a win in Mexico & US lose by 4, sending Mexico to that game, if I understand the GD correctly

Yep. If El Salvador and Costa Rica both win by a total of 5 goals between them then Mexico loses out to Costa Rica on GD.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

shirts and skins posted:

Costa Rica would have to beat the US by over six goals and the US would have to lose a playoff to either New Zealand or the Solomon Islands.
And that New Zealand team is currently ranked something like 115th, if you happen to believe the FIFA international rankings hold any weight whatsoever.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Congrats to Canada, home to ice hockey, Bret Hart, Bryan Adams and qualifiers for the 2022 World Cup.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Let's hope the Panama thugs don't break Alphonso Davies' leg out of spitefulness. Mexico will beat El Sal at home for 2nd, CR probably win by a score of 2-1 or 2-0, idk.

CONCACAF- the comedy option of World Foot

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mr. Mambold posted:

Let's hope the Panama thugs don't break Alphonso Davies' leg out of spitefulness.

Seems awfully rude to injure a guy who's not even on the squad this window due to injury.

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



whypick1 posted:

Seems awfully rude to injure a guy who's not even on the squad this window due to injury.

Have you watched Panama? They're rude dudes.

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