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Today on the lowest low stakes AITA AITA for not eating the bread part of a calzone and only eating the meatballs and cheese? quote:Yesterday I (15F) went to a pizza restaurant with my mom and dad. My parents got a pizza and I got a meatball calzone, which was rlly huge! When it came out I cut it in half and still thought it was too big, so I cut the sides open so I could open it up. I did that and the first half of it I ate all the meatballs and cheese, there were only 2 meatballs in it cut in half then I put my opened one on the pan and grabbed the other half because I actually wanted to eat the other half's guts. Reddit of course decided this 15 year old kid being a kid is an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:13
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Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for not allowing my girlfriends sister to move in and changing the locks? Not the rear end in a top hat. I'm again baffled by people who just give out keys to family members "just in case".
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Mar 28, 2022 16:15
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for firing the babysitter for being a bad influence Update: My wife was able to get through to Adeline. She will come back for $45 an hour and we will be getting her a car. At least that part got fixed!
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Mar 28, 2022 16:15
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Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for not allowing my girlfriends sister to move in and changing the locks? guy shoulda kicked the gf out with her sister, 'cuz the relationship is done at this point
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Mar 28, 2022 16:17
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8one6 posted:I'm again baffled by people who just give out keys to family members "just in case".
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Mar 28, 2022 16:17
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Hughlander posted:AITA for not eating the bread part of a calzone and only eating the meatballs and cheese? My brain flip-flopped which parts she was and was not eating the first time I read the title, and I was just 
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Mar 28, 2022 16:18
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Foo Diddley posted:guy shoulda kicked the gf out with her sister, 'cuz the relationship is done at this point Yeah, it's too bad because it's not Ashton's "fault" per se, and she might even be a really good girlfriend in most ways, but if she isn't going to put her foot down with her sister there's no way forward for this guy.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:21
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Evil Willow posted:Double post, but this one is too good to pass up! There have been some incredible owns in the past few pages. Confident laugher, for instance. Now, the confidently human.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:22
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8one6 posted:Not the rear end in a top hat. my parents insisted that i needed copies of their house keys, I think it's from back in the day when it was socially acceptable to drop by unannounced for a coffee or w/e
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Mar 28, 2022 16:32
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Captain Hygiene posted:My brain flip-flopped which parts she was and was not eating the first time I read the title, and I was just
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Mar 28, 2022 16:34
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Hughlander posted:Today on the lowest low stakes AITA
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Mar 28, 2022 16:35
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I can’t find the girl who suspects her sugar daddy is trans because he’s not a complete rear end in a top hat about her having a period one anyone remember the title?
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Mar 28, 2022 16:38
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Hughlander posted:Today on the lowest low stakes AITA When I saw '15F' I was really concerned this was going to be some kind of disordered eating thing but nah lmao mom's just a weirdo
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Mar 28, 2022 16:41
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Zoomers are into slime. Slime is cool. You can make it in your kitchen with household ingredients. Boy, have I got a story for you... The Glue Famine (long read, worth it)
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Mar 28, 2022 16:42
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blatman posted:my parents insisted that i needed copies of their house keys, I think it's from back in the day when it was socially acceptable to drop by unannounced for a coffee or w/e To start with it's generally so you can get in if they're away and there's a house issue. After they get to a certain age it becomes so you don't have to kick the door down to recover whatever is left after the cats have finished eating 'em. Elderly neighbours with no local relatives will do it for the same reason (AMA ABOUT FINDING A BODY).
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Mar 28, 2022 16:46
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darkwasthenight posted:To start with it's generally so you can get in if they're away and there's a house issue. After they get to a certain age it becomes so you don't have to kick the door down to recover whatever is left after the cats have finished eating 'em. Elderly neighbours with no local relatives will do it for the same reason (AMA ABOUT FINDING A BODY). 
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Mar 28, 2022 16:49
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darkwasthenight posted:To start with it's generally so you can get in if they're away and there's a house issue. After they get to a certain age it becomes so you don't have to kick the door down to recover whatever is left after the cats have finished eating 'em. Elderly neighbours with no local relatives will do it for the same reason (AMA ABOUT FINDING A BODY). i'm ready for this derail 
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Mar 28, 2022 16:53
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8one6 posted:Not the rear end in a top hat. It’s fine if your family members have any respect for boundaries at all. But that assumes it’s your house and not someone else’s.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:53
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Me and my eldest sister have copies of my parent's house key. Me because I live closest, my eldest sister because she's nominally the executor of their estate. But we all know ways of getting into the house in case of an emergency because they've been the same since we were kids. Though that's mainly because my parents have repeatedly told us we're always welcome at home, and always protest when we thank them for hosting us for holidays and the like, because to them it's just what's expected. The situation is vastly different when you're giving out copies of your boyfriend's house key to your Sister so she has a place to crash with her 3 kids.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:53
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darkwasthenight posted:(AMA ABOUT FINDING A BODY). so was the body the rear end in a top hat, or were you?
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Mar 28, 2022 16:54
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darkwasthenight posted:To start with it's generally so you can get in if they're away and there's a house issue. After they get to a certain age it becomes so you don't have to kick the door down to recover whatever is left after the cats have finished eating 'em. Elderly neighbours with no local relatives will do it for the same reason (AMA ABOUT FINDING A BODY). holy poo poo edit: honestly they're real old so you're more than likely right about the cat thing
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Mar 28, 2022 16:55
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Johnny Truant posted:so was the body the rear end in a top hat, or were you? Or the cats
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Mar 28, 2022 16:57
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Or the cats Cats are always assholes and always BABY
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Mar 28, 2022 16:58
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blatman posted:my parents insisted that i needed copies of their house keys, I think it's from back in the day when it was socially acceptable to drop by unannounced for a coffee or w/e LOL it still is socially acceptable for people who aren’t shut-ins.
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Mar 28, 2022 16:58
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Cats are always assholes and always BABY tbf babies are also assholes, we just know they'll get better later (probably)
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Mar 28, 2022 16:58
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e: misread IATA
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Mar 28, 2022 17:01
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therobit posted:LOL it still is socially acceptable for people who aren’t shut-ins. it really depends on who's dropping by
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Mar 28, 2022 17:05
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therobit posted:LOL it still is socially acceptable for people who aren’t shut-ins. i'm a raging extrovert and if someone tried this i'd be super ruffled edit: this is more than likely heavily regional too blatman fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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Mar 28, 2022 17:09
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8one6 posted:Not the rear end in a top hat. You can often buy old keys at Salvation Army stores, just grab handfuls of them from whatever bowl they're being kept in for a couple bucks. Every person who insists on a copy of my keys "just in case" or "everyone in the family has each others' keys in case of an emergency" has a different set of keys and it makes me so happy.
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Mar 28, 2022 17:11
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I aint buying some sort of acronym for Slatt when Slattern is right there and is a venerable ye olde english insult for a woman who likes fun
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Mar 28, 2022 17:14
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Whatup my slimes wanna hit my vape and do Minecraft steams
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Mar 28, 2022 17:18
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Johnny Truant posted:so was the body the rear end in a top hat, or were you? I am but for unrelated reasons to bodies. We had a 95 year old neighbour with a son three hundred miles away and a habit of leaving his phone off the hook. Got used to a call every couple of months saying they hadn't heard from him in a few days and we'd rock paper scissors for who was on body gamble this time round. I eventually lost. He didn't have cats luckily.
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Mar 28, 2022 17:20
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Hughlander posted:Today on the lowest low stakes AITA Maybe not the rear end in a top hat but sure as hell the idiot; crust is the best part of the calzone (just had one last night, by chance)! Still cracking up over the posts couple of pages ago about the gf ripping farts
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Mar 28, 2022 17:29
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I gave a friend of mine who lives about a mile away a copy of my house key, just in case my dumbass locks myself out. The thought has literally never crossed my mind that they'd use it when I'm not there, or even period, really, lol
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Mar 28, 2022 17:32
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Foo Diddley posted:guy shoulda kicked the gf out with her sister, 'cuz the relationship is done at this point yum yum bet my sister would like a bite of this hand that feeds me
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Mar 28, 2022 17:33
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I have a copy of a friend's house key because she lives 5 minutes away and if she ever locks her keys inside then I can just go unlock it for her. Or feed her cats if she gets stuck working a double out of nowhere. The important distinction is she wanted me to have the key, and I didn't just go out and make myself a copy of it without her permission.
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Mar 28, 2022 17:56
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Mellow Seas posted:Yeah, it's too bad because it's not Ashton's "fault" per se, and she might even be a really good girlfriend in most ways, but if she isn't going to put her foot down with her sister there's no way forward for this guy. The problem is that most people will do an endless "sunk cost fallacy waltz" with their family members. It actually takes a significant amount of effort to tell family to gently caress off and stay away.
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Mar 28, 2022 17:57
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My SIL has a copy of my house key for emergencies or house sitting purposes. She lives in town and is super trustworthy and has never ever come over without calling or asking us first and I don't think she ever would without good reason. My sister is an irresponsible train wreck who doesn't even know where I live and will never ever get a key. I don't understand people who give keys out to anyone that is family, that's just asking for trouble.
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Mar 28, 2022 18:16
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I'm still missing some poster's key situations on my excel sheet, will need at least 30 more reports on this subject to get enough data points.
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Mar 28, 2022 18:19
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I've never been asked to hold someone's house key in case of emergency, but my lockpick set seems to get me through just fine
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