|
Captain Hygiene posted:I've never been asked to hold someone's house key in case of emergency, but my lockpick set seems to get me through just fine Most residential locks are a joke, but unless you have bars on your windows and doors there isn’t much point in high security locks.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 18:30 |
|
|
# ? May 29, 2024 04:50 |
|
Captain Hygiene posted:I've never been asked to hold someone's house key in case of emergency, but my lockpick set seems to get me through just fine this is the lockpicking lawyer, what I have for you today is the back door of my in-laws house
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 18:35 |
|
blatman posted:this is the lockpicking lawyer, what I have for you today is the back door of my in-laws house He has a nice voice.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 18:38 |
|
As someone who's been asked to break into people's apartments for them, it's amazing what you can do with a membership card to a grocery chain you don't actually use.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 18:41 |
|
coolusername posted:He's sayin slatt, not slat, it means 'slime love all the time' and it's basically zoomer for homie/bro as far as I know. And no, I don't know why slime is involved.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 18:44 |
|
It was hilarious how many different ways I'd get back into my parents' house as a kid after my father would lock me out. That little latch on your windows is a lock folks.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 19:39 |
|
AITA for intentionally pouring wine over the Bride's wedding gown?quote:HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU BLINDLY SAY YTA.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:22 |
|
NTA, but this is why I don't agree to be responsible for incredibly stupid ideas that are sure to fail.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:27 |
|
Everyone's a loving moron good lord
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:30 |
|
I'm glad I don't plan on getting married, that'd be just one more opportunity for my stupidity to be revealed in front of a large audience
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:35 |
|
Just drink one glass of wine and one glass of whiskey before you go out there and you'll be fine.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:35 |
|
Quackles posted:Boy, have I got a story for you... that was a pretty good read, cheers slime slime slime slime
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:48 |
|
Every wedding I've ever been to with some kind of transformer dress has ended in a wardrobe malfunction. Either the bustle won't go up in the first place or it falls down after like ten minutes or someone tears something while trying to get the dress into reception mode. Like a lot of wedding-related nonsense, those dresses seem like a way to get you to spend even more money on something that'll just stress you out.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:51 |
|
Thought it was a transformers themed wedding, now I'm disappointed
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 20:55 |
|
The dumbest thing I've seen in most weddings I've attended is an aisle runner. It is absolutely going to catch on your floor-length dress. The guy who told you he'd tape it to the floor? He'll forget. I once had to stick my foot in the aisle to save the bride from carrying the runner all the way to the altar.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:05 |
|
Hughlander posted:Today on the lowest low stakes AITA This was me at 15 and still me at almost 40. A calzone is like half a loaf of bread (and that's being generous) lol just give me the good stuff that's inside.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:22 |
|
AITA for calling my neighbour disrespectful and telling her this was the last time she lets in our cat?quote:Me and my girlfriend adopted a beautiful Norwegian long hair from an animal shelter about 2 years ago. He's very loved and gets attention all the time, which the little furball doesn't seem to mind one bit. In Europe, ditching your pet and endangering local wildlife is completely Nermal.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:26 |
|
My roommate hates me because of my spiritual beliefsquote:I (22F) have been living with my roommate (24F) for a few months now. She is Christian and I am Pagan. When I discovered she was to be my roommate I reached out to her to get to know her and we had a few friendly conversations. After we both got settled there was an obvious difference in our decor preferences that her mom decided to ask me about. She has crosses and Bible verses everywhere, bright colorful things. I have my Occult like decor, gothic, witchy, etc. Her mom was very respectful and seemed to be curious about my beliefs so I shared my tarot cards with her, and then she talked about how she has witnessed deliverance from demons within her church. It was a respectful disagreement and appreciation for each other’s differences. However, ever since then my roommate has been hateful towards me. Every time I come home and her door is open, she slams her door shut.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:31 |
|
I am for releasing all housecats as a form of accelerationism.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:32 |
|
Biplane posted:I am for releasing all housecats as a form of accelerationism. Sure, coyotes gotta eat.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:35 |
|
r/relationships: people are going to think I'm weird (mom, I am!)
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:48 |
|
Calzone mom would be a bad parent if she didn't try to correct her 15 year old behaving like a fussy toddler in public. Maybe she could have gone about it better, but if you let that slide, you end up with an adult daughter who cries when they can't bring their own chicken nuggies to a fancy steakhouse.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 21:53 |
|
The Bee posted:AITA for calling my neighbour disrespectful and telling her this was the last time she lets in our cat?
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:01 |
|
run on sentience posted:Calzone mom would be a bad parent if she didn't try to correct her 15 year old behaving like a fussy toddler in public. Maybe she could have gone about it better, but if you let that slide, you end up with an adult daughter who cries when they can't bring their own chicken nuggies to a fancy steakhouse. She wasn’t being fussy though. It was too much food and she was just eating the part and liked the best since she couldn’t eat it all anyway.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:32 |
|
The Bee posted:AITA for calling my neighbour disrespectful and telling her this was the last time she lets in our cat?
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:35 |
|
AITA for making my bf follow rules when he drives my car?quote:I (19f) am going on a road trip with my boyfriend (20m) this weekend. We are taking my car, as his was recently totaled in an accident at which he was not at fault. Those look familiar, I could swear I saw them somewhere. Possibly some kind of test that was written down? Had to do with driving? I don't know.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 22:58 |
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for making my bf follow rules when he drives my car? how much you want to bet that this guy complains bitterly and incessantly that his gf's insurance costs less than his
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:01 |
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for making my bf follow rules when he drives my car? She already knows he's gonna tokyo drift her car into oncoming traffic, so it's her fault when she lets him drive it and he does
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:04 |
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for making my bf follow rules when he drives my car? Oh man, this lady must be super controlli- *extremely reasonable, expected safety behaviors* Man gently caress that guy, his accident not being his fault was coincidence at best
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:06 |
|
run on sentience posted:Calzone mom would be a bad parent if she didn't try to correct her 15 year old behaving like a fussy toddler in public. Maybe she could have gone about it better, but if you let that slide, you end up with an adult daughter who cries when they can't bring their own chicken nuggies to a fancy steakhouse. Either we read very different posts or you've met the most perfect Stepford robot toddlers.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:07 |
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for making my bf follow rules when he drives my car? Honestly, maybe road trips aren't a thing to do if you can't drive more than two hours at a time and your partner is prepping for his role in the "what not to do" section of a driver's ed video
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:09 |
|
Lottery of Babylon posted:Either we read very different posts or you've met the most perfect Stepford robot toddlers. I think it’s more goon is weird and accidentally revealed it trying to own someone. A classic
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:16 |
|
Megillah Gorilla posted:You can often buy old keys at Salvation Army stores, just grab handfuls of them from whatever bowl they're being kept in for a couple bucks. I love this
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:33 |
|
Evil Willow posted:Double post, but this one is too good to pass up! don't hold them in
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:41 |
|
run on sentience posted:Calzone mom would be a bad parent if she didn't try to correct her 15 year old behaving like a fussy toddler in public. Maybe she could have gone about it better, but if you let that slide, you end up with an adult daughter who cries when they can't bring their own chicken nuggies to a fancy steakhouse. Not eating the bread on a calzone isn't a picky eater thing, it's just a shitload of extra carbs and less room for the good part.
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:55 |
|
Evil Willow posted:Double post, but this one is too good to pass up! love a good story of stinky justice
|
# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:58 |
|
Lottery of Babylon posted:Either we read very different posts or you've met the most perfect Stepford robot toddlers. I admit that the kids in my life are generally pretty good when it comes to eating but I've definitely seen them pull the same thing as op: 1. Request a certain meal 2. Make a mess dismantling the meal and only eating the good bits 3. Sulk for the evening when mommy tells them 'if you don't eat the rest, we're not coming back here again' If she wanted to act her age, she would cut off whatever portion seemed adequate and eat it bread and all. Then either offer the rest to her parents or get it wrapped up for later. If she didn't want bread, she shouldn't have ordered something that is mostly bread. I'm sure they would have provided her with just the toppings if she'd asked for that in the first place. Unless she's like homeopathic spaghetti OP and likes the toppings to still have an essence of bread. run on sentience fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Mar 29, 2022 |
# ? Mar 29, 2022 00:05 |
|
Invisible Clergy posted:Do you have the period one? I don't remember that post. leaded gas fumes leaded water and wine. same poo poo different era
|
# ? Mar 29, 2022 00:07 |
|
run on sentience posted:I admit that the kids in my life are generally pretty good when it comes to eating but I've definitely seen them pull the same thing as op: Yeah, instead of the Calzone she could have chosen from pizza and subs. Hold on, I'm told those are also mostly bread.
|
# ? Mar 29, 2022 00:07 |
|
|
# ? May 29, 2024 04:50 |
|
holtemon posted:This was me at 15 and still me at almost 40. Perhaps some pizza in a cup would work for you
|
# ? Mar 29, 2022 00:08 |