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U-DO Burger posted:having your own kids innocently diss you is one of the great joys of parenting my 5yr old told me last night I can change the Apple TV channel when she’s dead. do not interrupt her Pokémon Sun and moon binge.
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Ours mostly have settled into one preferring me, one preferring her, but every so often they swap, or one of us needs to do both bedtimes, or whatever, and oh my the recriminations and fussing and stabbing in the heart.
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Mar 4, 2022 20:53
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Little soup goes back and forth between mom and I for certain things and I love it, but she definitely prefers mom Hell I don't blame you kid she is pretty awesome
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Mar 4, 2022 21:56
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Toddler has become an infuriating alfresco shitter. Won't poop at home, but second his feet hit grass at the park it's a short ride to brown town.
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Mar 9, 2022 17:44
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Little one is now climbing everything, stacking huge towers of blocks, loves grabbing us by the hand to lead us places, and sprints until she faceplants She rules lol
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Mar 9, 2022 17:48
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i asked my son what he was gonna do when he grows up and he said he doesnt want to get a job when i asked him what he was going to do for money he, in detail, told me about his plans to drill into a bank vault based on the bob dylan song rosemary, lily and the jack of hearts
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Mar 11, 2022 02:10
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I feel these times are effecting kids in strange ways. At the park, my 3yo said she'd found the corona virus: Proceeded to chase her older sibling with it, advising she'd need a mask to avoid catching it.
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Elissimpark posted:I feel these times are effecting kids in strange ways. At the park, my 3yo said she'd found the corona virus: This is hilarious.
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Mar 11, 2022 15:07
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my sister had a baby boy last night but they haven't picked out a name yet, my 7 year old son had some suggestions: Brandon Enrique Alphonso-Spaghetti we are not Italian or Hispanic
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Mar 14, 2022 14:14
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Welcome to the world, Alphonso-Spaghetti
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The Nastier Nate posted:Alphonso-Spaghetti Glorious. If I ever need to hide from the mob in South America, I got an alias.
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The Nastier Nate posted:my sister had a baby boy last night but they haven't picked out a name yet, my 7 year old son had some suggestions: We named all our kids after where they were conceived: Paris, Chevy and Spaghetti.
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Mar 14, 2022 21:33
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I know this is first world blah blah white people problems but the school my older kid goes to just told us his little brother is too maldeveloped to attend kindergarten there next year. God dammit he's loving five. He's fine.
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Mar 16, 2022 18:09
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I know this is first world blah blah white people problems but the school my older kid goes to just told us his little brother is too maldeveloped to attend kindergarten there next year. what the gently caress, do they think he's gonna be starting fires or something
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Mar 16, 2022 18:12
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specifically they said he is speech delayed (he has a stutter and he's in speech therapy already) and that his fine/gross motor skills are delayed. i dunno it's just loving frustrating that we can't have both of our kids go to the same goddamn location.
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Mar 16, 2022 18:39
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that's stupid, if they're concerned about him being behind they should enroll him and then give him extra attention. denying enrollment in kindergarten sounds so counterproductive. sorry your school is run by assholes
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Mar 16, 2022 19:14
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I know this is first world blah blah white people problems but the school my older kid goes to just told us his little brother is too maldeveloped to attend kindergarten there next year. I don't think this is legal if it's a public school.
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Mar 16, 2022 19:18
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it's not a public school. the whole reason we were prioritizing this school is because he has a bunch of allergies and the public schools here gently caress up enough that we are legit concerned they'll put him in the hospital on accident.
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Mar 16, 2022 19:20
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Ugh that sucks. I'd be pissed too.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:it's not a public school. Ah that sucks. I am sorry. I had a student that I taught math to over the phone because his food allergy was so severe he could not be on campus.
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Another Bill posted:My kid had to dress up like thier favorite character from a book for school today and mine dressed up as Jon Arbuckle. It's hilarious but I need to get this kid reading some better books.
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in the same week my stepdaughter went carpool karaokeing and then she got her permit bless you all with youngins
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Elissimpark posted:I feel these times are effecting kids in strange ways. At the park, my 3yo said she'd found the corona virus:
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Today my 3 year-old saw a police car and said "careful police; don't shoot anybody!" I'm so proud.
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Sandtrout Catsuit posted:Today my 3 year-old saw a police car and said "careful police; don't shoot anybody!" You're a good parent
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Cocomelon gives me serious Brazilian content farm vibes and i can't help but avoid it in favor of sesame street
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I texted my 14 y/o daughter and she replied "lol rip". I'm glad she's picking on my mannerisms.
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Good soup! posted:Cocomelon gives me serious Brazilian content farm vibes and i can't help but avoid it in favor of sesame street Yeah I will veto cocomelon. Our oldest used to watch this thing called coilbook which I found less offensive than cocomelon. Even though it has the same vibes. He's found paw patrol and now that's all he ever wants to watch.
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Mar 22, 2022 22:01
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we are finally putting our youngest back into day care and due to covid they now have hours of 8am-5pm which loving sucks.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:we are finally putting our youngest back into day care and due to covid they now have hours of 8am-5pm which loving sucks. I mean that’s way better than it could be. out here preschool is like we have tues/thur 930 to 1230 only that be 1000 dollars a month.
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Mar 23, 2022 01:24
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Bar Ran Dun posted:I mean that’s way better than it could be. out here preschool is like we have tues/thur 930 to 1230 only that be 1000 dollars a month. Check for municipal programs. We just got our 3 year old into a city sponsored urban garden preschool that had a prepandemic wait list of 5 years and now they're struggling to fill seats.
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After being spoiled by the baby sleeping from 7 to 7, she has now decided that 5:30 is her new wakeup time and there will be no deviations I am pro sleep and take no pleasure in reporting this
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Mar 28, 2022 16:41
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yeah sleep schedules can change suddenly and without warning. Ours' sleep has been consistent since she turned 2. The only issue is it's consistently "stay up until 10-11pm, then half the time wake up for an hour or two at 3am as well, then sleep until 8" At least she'll just chill in her room with her toys so it's not a big deal yet. Any day now she's going to get bored and come climb into our bed though I can feel it
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My kid really likes watching a Russian cartoon (Masha and the bear). I am not particularly fond of Russia these days. On one hand, I feel like I should probably boycott Russian media, but I really don't know how to explain global politics to a 4 year old in a way that makes him okay with losing his favourite show. Plus, it's actually the best thing he's watching in terms of content, with the primary competition being paw patrol. I also don't know if it's actually supporting the Russian government, since it's on Netflix anyway. It's not a big thing, but I kinda needed to vent it somewhere...
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are there like, offensive messages in the show, or are you just getting whiny because someone in russia made a decent show for kids i've had no problems separating kids' shows made in the united states from its genocidal foreign policy, don't see why this should be different unless masha and the bear has some awful content you haven't brought up
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No particularly awful content that I am aware of, no. Just a vague feeling of unease about anything Russian, especially since I think there's a lot of interaction between media and government in general, even if I don't know if it applies to cartoons. And yeah, compared to the wonderful messages of paw patrol, it's probably the last thing I should worry about.
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BonHair posted:My kid really likes watching a Russian cartoon (Masha and the bear). I am not particularly fond of Russia these days. On one hand, I feel like I should probably boycott Russian media, but I really don't know how to explain global politics to a 4 year old in a way that makes him okay with losing his favourite show. Plus, it's actually the best thing he's watching in terms of content, with the primary competition being paw patrol. I also don't know if it's actually supporting the Russian government, since it's on Netflix anyway. Lmao dude no loving way source your quotes
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My 3 y/o son recently requested we watch John Dillermand (penisman), they're guaranteed more wholesome than anything else you can find elsewhere. Too bad for you they're in Danish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sGocnMP3A
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BonHair posted:No particularly awful content that I am aware of, no. Just a vague feeling of unease about anything Russian, especially since I think there's a lot of interaction between media and government in general, even if I don't know if it applies to cartoons. This is some sick poo poo. Please take your child outside and touch grass together.
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But be careful, in case the grass is Russian
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