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pospysyl posted:You have no idea how hot these takes are getting: lolll oh my god
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Mar 28, 2022 19:24
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This is my favorite bad take https://twitter.com/marcandreyko/status/1508337735508979713?s=21&t=cgUUmSDpQQpC6tW-uiU8rw Because they wanted people to say "no" but the replies are overwhelmingly "yes"
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Mar 28, 2022 19:24
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I don't dislike Judd Apatow but him sincerely clutching-pearls about the slap possibly being lethal is the funniest thing he's ever done
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Mar 28, 2022 19:24
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Srice posted:This is my favorite bad take listen man i'd love to see Dave get bitch slapped too!
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Mar 28, 2022 19:27
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LesterGroans posted:I don't dislike Judd Apatow but him sincerely clutching-pearls about the slap possibly being lethal is the funniest thing he's ever done Hes a hypocritical pos
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Mar 28, 2022 19:28
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if chris rock died from the slap it would be even funnier not that i hate chris rock or anything but lol at dying because you got slapped by the fresh prince while hosting the oscars
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Mar 28, 2022 19:30
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So I appreciate the Oscars representing the Ukraine Invasion by having Chris Rock represent Russia and Will Smith as Ukraine.
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Mar 28, 2022 19:33
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The discourse is now officially more horrific than the incident could ever be. People are having internet-facing meltdowns over this and I just don't get it at all. I feel like an android who's trying to be human watching something that no one has yet given me a simple, folksy explanation for.
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Mar 28, 2022 19:35
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The discourse was absolutely off the chain from T:00:01, last night probably set a record for deleted tweets, but I do fear that with the passing of long aeons the takes shall become ever more strange
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Mar 28, 2022 19:37
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The discourse is now officially more horrific than the incident could ever be. People are having internet-facing meltdowns over this and I just don't get it at all. I feel like an android who's trying to be human watching something that no one has yet given me a simple, folksy explanation for. been saying that white people are just never going to understand this slap. It has broken their brains
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Mar 28, 2022 19:37
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https://twitter.com/littlecutieguy/status/1508513242024333312
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Mar 28, 2022 19:38
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Jesus christ kill me please e: unless it's a joke then just slap me
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Mar 28, 2022 19:41
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The slap itself I understand, like in a vacuum I get that sometimes you have to slap somebody. The part I'm having a hard time with is how meticulous and calculated Will Smith has been for 25+ years in building himself and his career up to that moment, and then to do that when you're on the doorstep of the crowning achievement you've worked so hard for. It's just bizarre that it happened on that night, at that moment.
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Mar 28, 2022 19:41
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Basebf555 posted:The slap itself I understand, like in a vacuum I get that sometimes you have to slap somebody. It's almost like he did it on purpose. How long till he puts out a response on his YouTube channel that gets millions of views? Probably not very.
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Mar 28, 2022 19:44
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LesterGroans posted:I don't dislike Judd Apatow but him sincerely clutching-pearls about the slap possibly being lethal is the funniest thing he's ever done Basebf555 posted:The slap itself I understand, like in a vacuum I get that sometimes you have to slap somebody.
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Mar 28, 2022 19:45
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Another amazing tweet. https://twitter.com/adashtra/status/1508493176058912770?s=20&t=9pyZcIkL7osKU87Jk-lAUw
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Mar 28, 2022 19:48
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Opening his speech with "Richard Williams was a defender of his family" was amazing
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Mar 28, 2022 19:49
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Basebf555 posted:The slap itself I understand, like in a vacuum I get that sometimes you have to slap somebody. try bringing up anyone's wife or SI/Spouse and see what happens. Just be ready
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Mar 28, 2022 19:49
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So did sean penn melt his Oscars or slap anybody??? So is next year's host going to tell jokes surrounded by security guys thinking it's a hilarious bit or is the academy going to try to bury this? One of the hosts made a joke about it alyready during the ceremony, so they may lean into it, with terrible results, because the Academy. See: kelly slater introducing a bond compilation and no bonds present, the Bruno Butchering. Also, Pulp fiction's 28 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WHAT? Is one of the actors dying extremely quickly or what?
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Mar 28, 2022 19:50
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MacheteZombie posted:Hes a hypocritical pos
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Mar 28, 2022 19:52
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Mr. Nemo posted:So is next year's host going to tell jokes surrounded by security guys thinking it's a hilarious bit or is the academy going to try to bury this? One of the hosts made a joke about it alyready during the ceremony, so they may lean into it, with terrible results, because the Academy. The Slap is overshadowing, if I'm reading correctly (because there's no way I'm watching this poo poo), a scripted minutes-long sexual assault joke so I can only assume next year's will be worse than anyone can imagine
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Mar 28, 2022 19:54
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Martman posted:Trainwreck really soured me on Judd Apatow, it has just the thinnest veneer of being feminist or edgy or whatever but immediately turns out to just be "hey ladies, you better stop being drunk sluts and start submitting to traditional family values right now or else you'll be trash forever." It's not surprising at all to me that he's a pearl-clutching whiny little dweeb. There's also this: 
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Mar 28, 2022 19:58
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Ahhh yeah that sounds about right.
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Mar 28, 2022 20:00
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pospysyl posted:You have no idea how hot these takes are getting: sam sheehan is a comedy account that mostly posts about basketball. this isn't the first time he's managed to sell a joke as a legit take and get people mad though
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Mar 28, 2022 20:09
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Basebf555 posted:The part I'm having a hard time with is how meticulous and calculated Will Smith has been for 25+ years in building himself and his career up to that moment, and then to do that when you're on the doorstep of the crowning achievement you've worked so hard for. It's just bizarre that it happened on that night, at that moment. The facade of "big willie style" or whatever has been crumbling for a bit now, hasn't it? I know just recently he revealed a lot about his past, growing up with the affects of domestic violence. The guy is goin through some cathartic poo poo, 100% lol. So like, snapping at that moment after having enough isn't the least bit surprising to me. Sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch when they're being like Chris Rock.
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Mar 28, 2022 20:20
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Protect your queen honor by slapping the court jester and accepting an award saying you're the greatest, that's king poo poo
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Mar 28, 2022 20:20
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Chris rock was lucky he decided to piss off the fresh Prince at the Oscars after he'd been training to be an old tennis man, rather than the one after he'd been Muhammad Ali I think.
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Mar 28, 2022 20:22
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i would not have slapped chris rock myself
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Mar 28, 2022 20:23
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White twitter doing free-association on the abstract concept of 'violence' as if encountering it for the first time ever. Like, "is it okay to kill... a... dog??"
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chris rock is not a dog. but he did provide the voice to a cartoon zebra once...
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Mar 28, 2022 20:27
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and a hamster in dr. dolittle
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DeimosRising posted:sam sheehan is a comedy account that mostly posts about basketball. this isn't the first time he's managed to sell a joke as a legit take and get people mad though The fact that you even have to question whether or not that's a sincere take tells you everything you need to know about the discourse about absolutely anything on the internet.
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Mar 28, 2022 20:35
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Jesus christ kill me please
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Rip baby piss
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i would not have slapped chris rock myself I probably would have done a double axe handle strike to him personally, then when he was doubled over I’d kick him in the butt
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i would not have slapped chris rock myself What if Will Smith gave him a wedgie instead? Would you theorhetically have done the same under similar cicumstances?
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Drunkboxer posted:I probably would have done a double axe handle strike to him personally, then when he was doubled over I’d kick him in the butt personally I woulda hit em with a stunner
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