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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Posters should unironically be banned for pro-violence women-as-property takes like this imo lol
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Xander B Coolridge posted:"I'm going to" is exactly the kind of weird, threatened, non-response you get from someone who's in shock and trying to deescalate. His brain was still resetting. I was referring to this little bit lmao (timestamped 1m22s): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKl9xPROmaE&t=82s
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Codependent Poster posted:Will Smith made this a million times worse for himself in that everyone would've forgotten the joke in 5 seconds but now everyone is gonna be making fun of him and Jada. This is the correct take. Will Smith has an army of publicists and "opinion makers" ready to jump to Jada's defense and ruin Chris Rock's remaining career if he makes the call. Sit there, shut up, move on. You're sitting in the front row my man. Jack Nicholson got 3 decades of jokes about alcohol/drug use and didn't give a single poo poo publicly. Also, you and your wife are both famous and rich as hell for playing glorified pretend. Get some humility.
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Mar 28, 2022 22:16
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You either die a cuck, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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Pook Good Mook posted:This is the correct take. Will Smith has an army of publicists and "opinion makers" ready to jump to Jada's defense and ruin Chris Rock's remaining career if he makes the call. Sit there, shut up, move on. You're sitting in the front row my man. Jack Nicholson got 3 decades of jokes about alcohol/drug use and didn't give a single poo poo publicly. Being rich and famous doesn't mean you're exempt from emotional trauma. Also, have you considered that if there were no slap, there would be no will smith/chris rock jojo memes?
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Mar 28, 2022 22:19
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 The Last Duel, d. Ridley Scott (2021)
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Pook Good Mook posted:This is the correct take. Will Smith has an army of publicists and "opinion makers" ready to jump to Jada's defense and ruin Chris Rock's remaining career if he makes the call. Sit there, shut up, move on. You're sitting in the front row my man. Jack Nicholson got 3 decades of jokes about alcohol/drug use and didn't give a single poo poo publicly. It is literally impossible for someone who's been a multimillionaire international celebrity since they were a teen to be humble
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Pook Good Mook posted:This is the correct take. Will Smith has an army of publicists and "opinion makers" ready to jump to Jada's defense and ruin Chris Rock's remaining career if he makes the call. Sit there, shut up, move on. You're sitting in the front row my man. Jack Nicholson got 3 decades of jokes about alcohol/drug use and didn't give a single poo poo publicly. Jack Nicholson shouldn't have had to out up with that. The whole idea of roasting needs to get in the bin.
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Wolfsheim posted:It is literally impossible for someone who's been a multimillionaire international celebrity since they were a teen to be humble All the more reason he deserves the poo poo thrown at him. Time to learn how to act like a loving adult.
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Basebf555 posted:The slap itself I understand, like in a vacuum I get that sometimes you have to slap somebody. Reminds me of Zidane at the World Cup
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Everyone else who had to participate in the Oscars on any level is lucky this happened because it made it so no one noticed what an absolute goddamn disaster it was otherwise. In like the first 15 minutes of this three hour ceremony one of the hosts was forced to do an incredibly cringeworthy bit where she lined up a bunch of dudes on the stage to talk about how badly she wants to gently caress them, mentioned the star of Euphoria and added "He's legal.", and then proceeded to grope the next two presenters who came out. And the bit went on for soooo long. I'm not even going to specify, because why bother, but Amy Schumer. Total loving shitshow.
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Hmm, what's one of the few things that Smith's money can't fix? Jada's messed up hair? That's what I'll hit 'em on, then! Really put them in their - OOF
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Posters should unironically be banned for pro-violence women-as-property takes like this imo If I smack someone for disrespecting my sister/mother, am I also participating in pro-violence, women-as-property behavior? CPL593H posted:Everyone else who had to participate in the Oscars on any level is lucky this happened because it made it so no one noticed what an absolute goddamn disaster it was otherwise. In like the first 15 minutes of this three hour ceremony one of the hosts was forced to do an incredibly cringeworthy bit where she lined up a bunch of dudes on the stage to talk about how badly she wants to gently caress them, mentioned the star of Euphoria and added "He's legal.", and then proceeded to grope the next two presenters who came out. And the bit went on for soooo long. I'm not even going to specify, because why bother, but Amy Schumer. Total loving shitshow. Well Schumer is terrible, so that's just to be expected.
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CPL593H posted:Everyone else who had to participate in the Oscars on any level is lucky this happened because it made it so no one noticed what an absolute goddamn disaster it was otherwise. In like the first 15 minutes of this three hour ceremony one of the hosts was forced to do an incredibly cringeworthy bit where she lined up a bunch of dudes on the stage to talk about how badly she wants to gently caress them, mentioned the star of Euphoria and added "He's legal.", and then proceeded to grope the next two presenters who came out. And the bit went on for soooo long. I'm not even going to specify, because why bother, but Amy Schumer. Total loving shitshow.
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Pook Good Mook posted:All the more reason he deserves the poo poo thrown at him. Time to learn how to act like a loving adult. He got a bunch of celebs coming over to cheer him up immediately afterwards then won the biggest award of his career to a standing ovation so probably not, though the fact that he made it so Jada bald jokes will be en vogue for years is pretty funny And that's not even getting into whatever number scientology did on him!
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hatty posted:I'm more mad about how bad the memorial section was than the slap. I don't want to see people dancing I want the see the dead people! I thought it was really bizarre that they made the memorial segment into an awkward high school choir routine. People coming out to talk about some of the deceased was a nice touch and they should have something more like that. Wittgen posted:They shouldn't take the Oscar away but they should give him a statue in a slapping pose and insist that the statuettes always be displayed together. His punishment should be hosting an Academy Awards ceremony.
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Wait, he got best actor, not least amount of slapping Chris Rock. Never mind.
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Wittgen posted:They shouldn't take the Oscar away but they should give him a statue in a slapping pose and insist that the statuettes always be displayed together. This is very very funny btw!
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I didn't watch the Oscars, yet via cultural osmosis I was forced to learn about the slap heard round the world. The thing is, it's THE OSCARS! WHEN HOLLYWOOD COMES OUT TO PARTY! It's supposed to be the most "glitz and glam" night of the year for Hollywood. Someone walking up and slapping someone else during it just isn't "supposed to happen". Which is dumb, but also why it's so shocking to people. The nice, pretty people of Hollywood got dressed up all fancy, and then one of them smacked another one of them on stage. Like, he got out of the audience, up on stage, and just smacked him. Which is not, sorry for borrowing a phrase, "part of the plan". As someone else said, if this had happened at the after party, and we heard stories about it, maybe even seen a sort of blurry video that we were still pretty drat sure was Will Smith and Chris Rock, no one would care. "Oh, looks like Smith and Rock got into it at the after party because of that joke. That's kinda funny." And then that's it. But instead it broke the rules. It happened during the big event, when everyone is supposed to be jerking each other off, but in a fancy, clean way. Whatever you think of the use of violence, the way it was done is kind of amazing, because it brought the entertainment world to a halt. fake edit: It's like the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake Super Bowl thing. Sure, we've all seen someone topless before. But how it happened is what's making everyone lose their minds. You can't just remove context like that. real edit: Eric Cantonese posted:If they take his Oscar away, do they give it to the second place vote winner? Is there ranked choice voting? A do-over? It doesn't matter. They're not taking his Oscar away. Anyone suggesting this has gone insane. thrawn527 fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:ill take the oscar Good luck getting it from him
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The biggest tragedy here is that no one has ever bitch slapped Ricky Gervais at an awards ceremony.VROOM VROOM posted:as a punishment Will Smith's Oscar will be converted into a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot That's not a punishment at all that loving rules.
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LesterGroans posted:Good luck getting it from him i will zone will smith with hadoukens so he wont slap me
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Wolfsheim posted:He got a bunch of celebs coming over to cheer him up immediately afterwards I don't actually know if this is what happened - seemed much more like Denzel was trying to get him to calm down than to "cheer him up," like, that line about the devil coming for you was about how he needed to resist the temptation to go crazy, right?
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i will zone will smith with hadoukens so he wont slap me Why zone when you know what the attack animation looks like now. Just parry the slap.
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Remake that that lovely show The Slap but instead of a guy whacking someone's annoying kid at a barbecue it's a bunch of rich people pageantry getting ruined when some guy gets called on his bullshit and someone smacks him in the face.
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Mar 28, 2022 22:54
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teagone posted:Why zone when you know what the attack animation looks like now. Just parry the slap. These things are easy to say — like Daigo's parry, it's another thing entirely to actually execute in the heat of the moment.
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Mar 28, 2022 22:56
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Wait, the slap was real? When I heard about it I just assumed it was staged
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People are enjoying the slap because it delivers a little bit of frisson in their otherwise boring rear end lives
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KVeezy3 posted:These things are easy to say — like Daigo's parry, it's another thing entirely to actually execute in the heat of the moment. Chris intentionally failed the QTE because that is actually faster in any%
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Mar 28, 2022 23:03
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That's what he gets for taunting in the middle of a match.
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Colonel Whitey posted:People are enjoying the slap because it delivers a little bit of frisson in their otherwise boring rear end lives Also it allows a bunch of white entertainment/creatives (usually white woman) to be racist and pretend it’s about being anti violence.
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KVeezy3 posted:If I smack someone for disrespecting my sister/mother, am I also participating in pro-violence, women-as-property behavior? Yes CPL593H posted:Remake that that lovely show The Slap but instead of a guy whacking someone's annoying kid at a barbecue it's a bunch of rich people pageantry getting ruined when some guy gets called on his bullshit and someone smacks him in the face. The original book this show is based on is actually pretty good. It's very specific to Australian multicultural suburbiana though specifically Melbourne in a way that didn't translate well to being Americanised BOAT SHOWBOAT fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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If you’d also smack someone for disrespecting your father and brother you’re probably gucci
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All the posters doing the fighting games thing: y'all are great and putting a smile on my face. Each and every one of you!
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hatty posted:The song was fine the constant cuts to the choreographed dances was lame. And they forgot Norm I wanted to see what the criteria for inclusion was, and apparently it's this: quote:The final decision of whether or not a person is included depends on that person's level and quality of contributions to the movie industry. Which is a grade A  towards the folks you leave out.
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