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Beastie posted:I’m doing my best to not kill the big and little crabs in Elden Ring. How else will I obtain their power!?
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christmas boots posted:How else will I obtain their power!? The power of crab cannot be comprehended by mortal man.
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Mar 28, 2022 07:19
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I don't need to comprehend it, I just want to harness it.
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Coxswain Balls posted:If you live in a crab neighborhood it should be mandatory to have those sweeper things they install in front of every wheel like in those south Pacific islands with massive migrations. lol, didn't know about these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4vikp3ZLlY also found this crab broom https://www.dshop.com.au/buy/household-push-sweeper-floor-cleaner/7700
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Beastie posted:I’m doing my best to not kill the big and little crabs in Elden Ring. gently caress the lobsters though Who's idea was it to give them a laser
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Mar 28, 2022 10:16
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SuddenCactus posted:gently caress the lobsters though I give every lobster I meet a laser
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Mar 28, 2022 12:08
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Enfys posted:I give every lobster I meet a laser You believe every animal deserves a warm meal? Goon Boots posted:also found this crab broom It’s ok, you can just call it crabroom
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Mar 28, 2022 12:30
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SuddenCactus posted:Who's idea was it to give them a laser That's how they say hello!
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Mar 28, 2022 12:48
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Ror posted:I don't need to comprehend it, I just want to harness it. I wonder if it feels weird to have your meat inside your bones
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Mar 28, 2022 13:54
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naem posted:I wonder if it feels weird to have your meat inside your bones what do you do, just tie your meat to your bones with some string?
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Mar 28, 2022 15:21
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Ror posted:what do you do, just tie your meat to your bones with some string? yes. they are called ligaments and they are delicious.
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Mar 28, 2022 15:27
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naem posted:yes. they are called ligaments and they are delicious. This is a whole different level of body positivity
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Mar 28, 2022 15:36
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Ror posted:what do you do, just tie your meat to your bones with some string? Imagine keeping the same skeleton forever and never changing it out for a new one 
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naem posted:yes. they are called ligaments and they are delicious. Can confirm
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Mar 28, 2022 15:45
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SuddenCactus posted:gently caress the lobsters though I must confess I did kill a few big crab daddies to get the loot I wanted for a build. But that was early on and I've steered clear of the crabs since. The lobsters are fast monsters. The water jet they shoot hast to be one of the fastest projectiles in the game with incredible range. gently caress them bugs.
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Mar 28, 2022 15:46
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Octopi: OOPS all meat
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Mar 28, 2022 18:25
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naem posted:Octopi: OOPS all meat There's a little piece of chitin in every one, like the bacon chunk they put in a can of baked beans
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Mar 28, 2022 18:26
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Captain Hygiene posted:There's a little piece of chitin in every one, like the bacon chunk they put in a can of baked beans octopus beak- a claw?? 
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Mar 28, 2022 19:46
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naem posted:octopus beak- a claw?? 
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Mar 28, 2022 19:49
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Mar 28, 2022 19:59
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Snoppers > snappers
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Mar 28, 2022 20:10
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we just gonna not mention the fish lying there watching? also, we do actually change out our skeletons, takes about ten years https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_remodeling
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Mar 28, 2022 22:47
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Flipped with one claw!
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ive met people who are really ticklish but thats just ridiculous
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:It’s ok, you can just call it crabroom isn't that what demoman from tf2 says
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https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1508244833034715136
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he's going to save that little bit for later
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Mar 29, 2022 12:31
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What is up with those wildly flapping mouth arms
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Mar 29, 2022 19:06
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cheetah7071 posted:What is up with those wildly flapping mouth arms I was wondering that too. Like, I'm fully on board with the regular mouth arms as a matter of convenience, but I have no idea what's going on there
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Mar 29, 2022 19:20
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cheetah7071 posted:What is up with those wildly flapping mouth arms Crabsinart food processing accessory? Kind of looks like he’s tenderizing the food with a row of mouth mallets, now that I watch the video till the end. Very crab. Edit: or maybe it is mouth parts evolved to perform shiatsu massage on the beaky thing his tiny mouth arms push the food into? Or the beaky thing is not only a mouth part, but a percussion instrument so that the crab can listen to pleasing music while enjoying his fine dining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uO7N79Cc1U Like that, but with 8 hammers. Bored fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Mar 29, 2022 |
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Mar 29, 2022 19:30
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someone needs to overlay heavey metal drums to the beat of his mouth legs
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Mar 29, 2022 19:37
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He's just excited about his delicious meal 
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Mar 29, 2022 19:38
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Crab mouths are complicated. Most mouth legs (maxillopeds) are for holding and moving food into the mouth and down into the stomach where their stomach teeth can chew it up (some also use their stomach teeth for growling at enemies) Some crabs like this and hermit crabs have delicate maxillopeds with fine hairs on them. One use of these is taste - these hairs allow crabs to detect the slightest traces of food in ocean currents. This guy most be really enjoying his meal  Some maxillopeds cover little flaps to help a crab breathe. If you see a crab that looks like he is foaming at the mouth with rabies, he's probably mouth breathing while eating a good meal.
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Enfys posted:stomach teeth drat, I'm gonna have to do even more evolving than I thought
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Mar 29, 2022 20:12
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lol this guy doesn't have the stomach teeth yet 
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Mar 29, 2022 20:22
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Enfys posted:Crab mouths are complicated. Ooh, here's a video about that! Little bitty ghost crabs stomach-arguing
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Mar 29, 2022 20:46
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Oh I was guessing that there were sort of specialized filter-mouth-feet used to snag the tiniest bits as they try to float away in the water. Sort of like a napkin in front of your mouthfeet, that you then suck the bits off of.
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Inevitably we'll find out that stomach teeth are actually just more specialized legs.
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Enfys posted:Crab mouths are complicated. crabs get flavored water with every meal
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Ooh, here's a video about that! Little bitty ghost crabs stomach-arguing lol @ the little crab puppet they use to threaten the real crab
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