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seiferguy posted:I plan on attending the Sunday Brewers game against the Pirates which has a 1:10 start, not sure if I can get there early to tailgate, since we'll be leaving from a family brunch, but who knows! You might have to adopt my mom's mobile tailgate strategy of "plastic bag with a bunch of beers in it and maybe a plastic soda bottle 80% filled with water and left in the freezer overnight" then.
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This is definitely the seasonal dick tease point of the year where you've recently had one nice weekend in the 60's and it looks amazing outside, but it's actually 20 degrees and you'll get a freak ice storm the next day because gently caress you.
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Mar 29, 2022 22:52
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Rectal Placenta posted:This is definitely the seasonal dick tease point of the year where you've recently had one nice weekend in the 60's and it looks amazing outside, but it's actually 20 degrees and you'll get a freak ice storm the next day because gently caress you. Around here every day it's getting hotter, winter is well and truly over and I can feel the pressure cooker of summer coming. Thank gently caress I'm getting out of Vegas, no matter how it turns out. I decided a while back that I could not survive another summer here, it is just absolutely loving absurd and in truth no one should live here. It's not a safe or reasonable place for humans to live when running central AC 24/7and hardly ever going outside is the only way not to die.
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Mar 29, 2022 23:08
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Rectal Placenta posted:This is definitely the seasonal dick tease point of the year where you've recently had one nice weekend in the 60's and it looks amazing outside, but it's actually 20 degrees and you'll get a freak ice storm the next day because gently caress you. Yea Chicago has been a real tease lately. 1-2 days in the 60s, then a week in the 30s and 40s. That’s Smarch for ya.
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My scrotum is a bit itchy and, personally, I just blame the discord.
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We are the only true users of the internet https://twitter.com/CobrastanGuy/status/1508876109814931456
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Egyptian literature is oddly specific Sports scores and football scores as seperate entities as well
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Baseball is not a sport.
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Samadhi posted:We are the only true users of the internet Where the gently caress is arguing about The Simpsons or military history? This list is bullshit.
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Rectal Placenta posted:This is definitely the seasonal dick tease point of the year where you've recently had one nice weekend in the 60's and it looks amazing outside, but it's actually 20 degrees and you'll get a freak ice storm the next day because gently caress you. Correct. Last week was day after day of ideal weather. Now that I'm at home with a week off and a new smoker, it is freezing and/or going to rain.
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fartknocker posted:Where the gently caress is arguing about The Simpsons or military history? This list is bullshit. What is or isn't a sandwich Regional BBQ
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fartknocker posted:Where the gently caress is arguing about The Simpsons or military history? This list is bullshit. If season 4 of The Simpsons was an army it would kick the poo poo out of Subadai Khan's expeditionary force.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Correct. Last week was day after day of ideal weather. Now that I'm at home with a week off and a new smoker, it is freezing and/or going to rain. Yeeeaapp they sent us home for two weeks to flip the in-office/WFH schedule rotation, our last week in the office every day was 50s and 60s, and every single day at home the last two weeks has been either below or near freezing, rainy, windy, snowy or all of the above 
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https://twitter.com/orangecosheriff/status/1508882143468044296?s=21 My favorite cop myth is that you can overdose on fentanyl by touching it. Show me a cop who only triples my work, and I’ll kiss his feet. What a bunch of loving morons.
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 I sent you my electronic M, please respond e: LeeMajors posted:My favorite cop myth is that you can overdose on fentanyl by touching it. LWT took the piss out of that video of the cop that collapsed after touching the baggie or whatever that had fentanyl laced drugs in it: https://youtu.be/RMpCGD7b_H4 Surprised they don’t just shoot the drugs Freaquency fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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Freaquency posted:LWT took the piss out of that video of the cop that collapsed after touching the baggie or whatever that had fentanyl laced drugs in it: I once got called to assess like ten cops who wrestled open a bag of powder during an altercation and they all got dizzy and faint and poo poo. Infuriating performative nonsense. All while they refused to wear masks during Covid.
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Samadhi posted:We are the only true users of the internet Thank god that this list clearly pointed at men clarified that it could be used for chatting with men aboutsportsnoreallynotgaynottakebacks
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Eifert Posting posted:Baseball is not a sport. I will kick your rear end
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Joey Freshwater posted:I will kick your rear end
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Samadhi posted:We are the only true users of the internet You can chat with men? About football!? *writes "gently caress the cowboys" no caps oll over Home Depot product reviews*
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LeeMajors posted:https://twitter.com/orangecosheriff/status/1508882143468044296?s=21 It's loving irritating because they're charging people for assault on officers because they have a panic attack when they see powder.
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Joey Freshwater posted:Completely unrelated anyone remember when Kim Jong Il played a perfect round of golf, all holes in one and then retired? I mean obviously that's fake, but if I golfed as a hobby and somehow did that I probably wouldn't ever golf again.
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Lol meanwhile I have routinely entered homes where fentanyl's been smoked or is lying around and I have yet to OD on it. Sadly kids have OD'd but it's not from touching fentanyl, it's always accidental ingestion because a caregiver looses track of their drugs/is nodding off and their kid eats a pill/other super depressing reason that does not involve mysterious anime killing powder magic.
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Quiet Feet posted:You can chat with men? About football!? how many dicks per second do they suck
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Kim Jong Il was actually Pop Dog. I've been told Doxxing is wrong. Sorry.
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LeeMajors posted:https://twitter.com/orangecosheriff/status/1508882143468044296?s=21 Hey man maybe they had a big Tony Montaña-sized pile of the stuff they jumped face first into! *insert joke about cops dropping narcan here* I will say the puppy photo is drat cute though.
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Joey Freshwater your post, I agree with, that’s a crappy situation at work. Not to make this about me, but I also hate my job. I often wonder what % of us are wasting our lives at stupid jobs, instead of following our passion and doing what we love. If you guys could do anything for work, what would you do? I would love to become a serial killer who only hunts down and murders people who have starred in 90 Day Fiancé, or one of the many spin-offs 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, and 90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life.
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The people “starring” in those shows are just victims. We need to end the real threat. The producers who green light the crap.
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Pron on VHS posted:Joey Freshwater your post, I agree with, that’s a crappy situation at work. Not to make this about me, but I also hate my job. I often wonder what % of us are wasting our lives at stupid jobs, instead of following our passion and doing what we love. If you guys could do anything for work, what would you do? I would love to become a serial killer who only hunts down and murders people who have starred in 90 Day Fiancé, or one of the many spin-offs 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, and 90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life. Thanks, I appreciate that. I wanna say though that I do actually love my job. It was just a frustrating situation that I was venting about and she handled it well. I work with great people and I love what we’re doing, especially the Ukrainian refugee help that Zelensky tweeted about. It just felt like a LOT of work was all for nothing. And it was but I’m over it now. I definitely learned a lot from it
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BigPaddy posted:The people “starring” in those shows are just victims. We need to end the real threat. The producers who green light the crap. Sometimes you catch a glimpse of one of the cameramen/producers and they are just the sleaziest looking , subhuman pieces of poo poo. Like one of the aliens from MIB trying to fit into a human suit.
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Pron on VHS posted:Joey Freshwater your post, I agree with, that’s a crappy situation at work. Not to make this about me, but I also hate my job. I often wonder what % of us are wasting our lives at stupid jobs, instead of following our passion and doing what we love. If you guys could do anything for work, what would you do? I would love to become a serial killer who only hunts down and murders people who have starred in 90 Day Fiancé, or one of the many spin-offs 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, and 90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life. Lmao I'm not quite where I want my career to be in terms of duties but I'm trending in the right direction. Big project at work right now to take a lot of the busy work off of my department's plate and I'm missing a lot of the work required to implement that new system while on parental leave lol and then I can start on the bigger-picture stuff that actually interests me.
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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:Hey man maybe they had a big Tony Montaña-sized pile of the stuff they jumped face first into! Just the frailest babies imaginable. Walking around with loving guns.
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Quiet Feet posted:You can chat with men? About football!?  but Gundam model kit reviews from the early 90s
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https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1508920374301446147 whoopsie poopsie!
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Hey, that's chump change compared to the money banks have bilked from taxpayers!
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Currency of the future!
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fartknocker posted:
Or Gundam model kit reviews from the late 90s-early 00s with weird dudes getting mad that girls have found their fandom. 
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