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Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Part of my job is weighing and judging people's carry-ons, and holy poo poo. There's a lot of peeves but that encapsulates them. Just check your luggage (another thing I have to do- loading the cargo) instead of trying to game the system.

And my wife is a flight attendant so she has to actively help and explain this poo poo to the people doing it. How the gently caress are you so dumb that a five nothing woman has to help your 6'3" rear end get luggage out? Thank god we're on different airlines or I'd be fistfighting passengers by now.

Stop airlines from charging money to check baggage and we'll talk. Flying is expensive enough without having to pay an extra $50 to check a bag.

For the record though I heft my own drat bags into the overhead, I generally pack light, and I never get in people's way.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Silver Falcon posted:

Stop airlines from charging money to check baggage and we'll talk. Flying is expensive enough without having to pay an extra $50 to check a bag.
Counterpoint: If you've already paid hundreds of dollars (or even more) for your ticket(s), what's another $50?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Make checked bags free within reason and charge per carry on imo. Also seat us without carryons all near the front so we die first in a crash don't have to wait for assholes to pull their giant bags down onto our heads to deplane. It'd all be way more efficient they could kill the planet sooner by running more flights with the saved time

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Hirayuki posted:

Counterpoint: If you've already paid hundreds of dollars (or even more) for your ticket(s), what's another $50?

No. gently caress off. They're not getting any extra from me. I will carry-on the drat bag and everybody else can deal.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Silver Falcon posted:

No. gently caress off. They're not getting any extra from me. I will carry-on the drat bag and everybody else can deal.

Lmao at making like a hundred other people a little more miserable to save like $30

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Killingyouguy! posted:

Make checked bags free within reason and charge per carry on imo. Also seat us without carryons all near the front so we die first in a crash don't have to wait for assholes to pull their giant bags down onto our heads to deplane. It'd all be way more efficient they could kill the planet sooner by running more flights with the saved time

Once covid started to up until recently Delta had it to where they boarded the plane back to front and boarding was so much faster. But first class and Comfort customers complained enough that they weren't getting on the plane first that Delta went back to the old system of front to back which is stupid and takes forever.

What I'm saying is this would never happen because it would hurt the FC/Comfort people's feelings

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Idgi just put the first class chairs in the back then

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Killingyouguy! posted:

Idgi just put the first class chairs in the back then

In the back? Like some sort of commoner? How dare you

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Killingyouguy! posted:

Idgi just put the first class chairs in the back then

Serve up first class as the inflight meal!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

Serve up first class as the inflight meal!

Now we're talking

And lmao at paying more to board first. Love to have to rush more through the airport. Love to maximize my Tin Can Time

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Fun fact: the back is where you're most likely to survive catastrophic airplane failure, if it happens. Front is second and rip near the wings and engines. Seems like first class would want the back if they knew.

Joey Freshwater posted:

My gf is a FA and the stories she has - I know I would not be able to be a Flight Attendant. The amount of patience this woman has for the general public is astounding

I've posted this a million times, but it remains a peeve: my wife is both a flight attendant and has a russian accent, so these days she comes home almost 100% of the time crying, either from regular bullshit or the war or from some rear end in a top hat asking her for a five buck handy cuz russian whores lol!!!!

I hate it so much and I wish I could help :upside down smile emoji:

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Mar 28, 2022

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Killingyouguy! posted:

Lmao at making like a hundred other people a little more miserable to save like $30

Look man I already said I have my poo poo together on a plane. Takes me mere seconds to get my bag down and gtfo.

If airlines charge extra money to for a thing, you are going to get a lot of people doing another thing to avoid paying. This is called human nature. If you want to get mad at somebody, get mad at the airline. It's their fault, not mine.

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged

Iron Crowned posted:

Serve up first class as the inflight meal!

"Eat the rich" sounds like a great idea until you realize how utterly toxic they are. Cows and chickens and pigs and such you at least don't have to wonder about the health effects of a diet of pure spite. Though on reflection I suppose people have probably eaten cats without falling over dead, so perhaps billionaire bouillon would work.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Silver Falcon posted:

Look man I already said I have my poo poo together on a plane. Takes me mere seconds to get my bag down and gtfo.

If airlines charge extra money to for a thing, you are going to get a lot of people doing another thing to avoid paying. This is called human nature. If you want to get mad at somebody, get mad at the airline. It's their fault, not mine.

Yeah, it's going to have the same outcome if you charge $5 per bag or $50.

Honestly though, it should be something like the first checked bag being free, but that's not profitable.

liquidypoo
Aug 23, 2006

Chew on that... you overgrown son of a bitch.

I happily handle my carry-on stuff on my own, no questions asked. The real peeve for me is, in my limited flight experience, there doesn't seem to be enough space in the overheads or people just don't care where their stuff goes as long as it's up there. Every time, the overhead above my seat was full and I had to toss my bag up there several seats away

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

liquidypoo posted:

I happily handle my carry-on stuff on my own, no questions asked. The real peeve for me is, in my limited flight experience, there doesn't seem to be enough space in the overheads or people just don't care where their stuff goes as long as it's up there. Every time, the overhead above my seat was full and I had to toss my bag up there several seats away

(it's bc charging for checked baggage is very new and none of the planes were designed for this much demand for carry-on space)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Killingyouguy! posted:

(it's bc charging for checked baggage is very new and none of the planes were designed for this much demand for carry-on space)

It's also American. The same reason you get to fly on an old rear end plane with no amenities. America is a giant grift that will nickel and dime you for everything it can.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

It's also American. The same reason you get to fly on an old rear end plane with no amenities. America is a giant grift that will nickel and dime you for everything it can.

Hey gently caress you

They charge for checked bags here in Canada too!!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Iron Crowned posted:

It's also American. The same reason you get to fly on an old rear end plane with no amenities. America is a giant grift that will nickel and dime you for everything it can.

That's a wildly-off take on USA airlines but I get it, USA-americans are extremely bad at picturing other places so must be performatively angry at the US.

A peeve!

e: the Sukhoi Superjet in service with Aeroflot has had 3 total losses and 86 deaths since its introduction into service in *checks notes* 2011. The last fatal US passenger crash was Colgan Air 3407 13 years ago. You do not know what you're talking about and I don't say this to glorify the USA.

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 18:15 on Mar 28, 2022

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
My air line related peeve... Well actually not a peeve, I just find it completely baffling... Is how after landing, as soon as the seat belt sign is switched off, everyone leaps out of their seats and then stands in the aisle jammed against each other for 15 minutes until they actually open the doors. Just sit in your seat and relax, you won't get out any faster!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Honestly I just so antsy sitting for so long bored out of my mind and deeply uncomfortable that I have to resist my body from leaping up.

Sometimes I’ll just stand though, in my seat. But usually I just sit and wait until I can move my through the flow of people lol

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


The Perfect Element posted:

My air line related peeve... Well actually not a peeve, I just find it completely baffling... Is how after landing, as soon as the seat belt sign is switched off, everyone leaps out of their seats and then stands in the aisle jammed against each other for 15 minutes until they actually open the doors. Just sit in your seat and relax, you won't get out any faster!
:hai:

Standing in your seat is okay--I can get the jimmy legs from sitting so long, too. But then you hit your head on the underside of the overhead stowage and ugh, is it worth it?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Hirayuki posted:

:hai:

Standing in your seat is okay--I can get the jimmy legs from sitting so long, too. But then you hit your head on the underside of the overhead stowage and ugh, is it worth it?

I solve this problem by being 5'1
I fit perfectly

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Killingyouguy! posted:

I solve this problem by being 5'1
I fit perfectly

5'6" king here just saying hell yeah, being small rules lol at the bigs. "help help your car is too small your plane is too small" just get small!

Height is the most overrated human feature :colbert:.

That's soooo cool you can play basketball and reach that cabinet no one in my honest household can reach. I'm not bitter. I'm not!

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 19:27 on Mar 28, 2022

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Will Smith and Chris Rock are too common of names for effective twitter muting.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
In like 2000 it was a "pet peeve" of mine to see erroneous apostrophes everywhere, in particular when they were thrown onto plurals. Like, I know people make mistakes, I make mistakes, I make grammar mistakes, but this is one of those things I just never understood. When did people start thinking you had to add apostrophes to things to make them plural? I get thinking "no one" is one word, or that "their" and "there" sound alike, but adding an apostrophe is such an extra step. In 2000 I saw it occasionally and it annoyed me; it's 2022 and as I walk downtown I see something like a full quarter to a third of all signs and notices on billboards, windows, bumper stickers, signs have apostrophes that don't need to be there.

That annoys me, I guess, but it also makes me anxious, because language is really fluid and shifts in ways that is so much faster than in 2000. There are so many words that mean things now that didn't mean that five years ago and it frustrates me. And now I'm realizing that the whole apostrophe-indicating-plurality is becoming so ubiquitous that it is just going to be the way it is. I think for the last twenty years I've been seeing it build up more and more and the whole time my brain's been just waiting for it to stop, but it's not going to stop :\

The thing is, too, is that it's never consistent. Not ALL plural words get apostrophes. Sometimes the same word in the same sign will have an apostrophe once but not the second time, even if the meaning hasn't changed at all :mad:

credburn has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Mar 29, 2022

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

"going forward"

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Hirayuki posted:

Whose bright idea was it to make Win+UU an instant shutdown--no confirmation dialogues, no "hold up, I gotta shut down these programs maybe"? :mad:

Someone whose grandmother walked in on them perusing Pornhub perhaps?

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Hirayuki posted:

Whose bright idea was it to make Win+UU an instant shutdown--no confirmation dialogues, no "hold up, I gotta shut down these programs maybe"? :mad:

If you want confirmation you need to press Win+UwU

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm /boss in hugos house of horrors years old

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

GET BUNG

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
People who change the lyrics when singing a popular song at karaoke to align with their gender/sexuality. Nobody is going to think you're gay because you're singing a popular song everyone knows the lyrics to but is about (((gasp))) a man. The last minute change from him to her just screams insecurity.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
That there isn't a good male cover of 'Holding Out For A Hero'.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

credburn posted:

People who change the lyrics when singing a popular song at karaoke to align with their gender/sexuality. Nobody is going to think you're gay because you're singing a popular song everyone knows the lyrics to but is about (((gasp))) a man. The last minute change from him to her just screams insecurity.

My favourite example of this kind of thing is Micheal Buble's cover of Santa Baby. He changes "baby" to "buddy" and alters a few lines in the verses but it's still very obviously a song about seducing Santa so he'll give you expensive presents.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm constantly annoyed by the fact that in the year 2022, more than 50 years after the first heavy metal albums began appearing, but in media, and especially advertising, it's represented by an outsider's interpretation of black and death metals.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm constantly annoyed by the fact that in the year 2022, more than 50 years after the first heavy metal albums began appearing, but in media, and especially advertising, it's represented by an outsider's interpretation of black and death metals.

It's way funnier than the alternative

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm constantly annoyed by the fact that in the year 2022, more than 50 years after the first heavy metal albums began appearing, but in media, and especially advertising, it's represented by an outsider's interpretation of black and death metals.
Which is different from an outsider's interpretation of Kiss, Black Sabbath, and Alice Cooper uh how, exactly? As far as I can tell, the production and pedals and whatnot got more advanced just as the aesthetic got more over the top.

I'm honestly curious how you would prefer heavy metal to be portrayed in media/advertising, like are there any modern acts making and performing new "heavy metal" as opposed to one of the spinoff genres?

Red Fang was over a decade ago and apparently they're "Sludge Metal"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufilzHKTqk

e: wait, more people should give a poo poo about Devin Townsend, that's heavy metal that's still being made

stringless has a new favorite as of 13:07 on Mar 31, 2022

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
My annoyance is that they make it as obnoxious as possible :ssh:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

My annoyance is that they make it as obnoxious as possible :ssh:

It's because metal is obnoxious as possible and I say that as someone who loves it dearly

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm constantly annoyed by the fact that in the year 2022, more than 50 years after the first heavy metal albums began appearing, but in media, and especially advertising, it's represented by an outsider's interpretation of black and death metals.

I vaguely understand what you mean but can you give an example? The first thing that comes to mind is the Scrubs scene where the ambulance driver says “do you like speed metal?” and then puts on Devildriver.

Conversely the use of Kreator in Dark was very good.

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