[Pamp Culture] oh is there a rapsball happening?

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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sitchensis posted:

Will Smith is gay or at least bisexual.

Jada is his beard.

Will has not come out publicly because it would be career suicide. And why would he want to? It�s an open secret in Hollywood, which is probably good enough for him and his family. It allows him to have enough freedom to live a comfortably �open� life locally while still being a leading man who headlines blockbusters.

Like, guys, it�s pretty loving obvious this is what their marriage is. Jada can gently caress around, Will can gently caress around, and they both know that no serious news organization would �out� him unless he went public about it. And there is really no reason for him to do that unless he wanted to make some feel good political statement and have his career drop off a cliff.

yo this better be an unsourced succ because what the gently caress

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:08

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:33

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Moon knight is some standard disney garbage but Oscar Isaac is a handsome dude so I will watch the show.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:11

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

sitchensis posted:

Will Smith is gay or at least bisexual.

Jada is his beard.

Will has not come out publicly because it would be career suicide. And why would he want to? It�s an open secret in Hollywood, which is probably good enough for him and his family. It allows him to have enough freedom to live a comfortably �open� life locally while still being a leading man who headlines blockbusters.

Like, guys, it�s pretty loving obvious this is what their marriage is. Jada can gently caress around, Will can gently caress around, and they both know that no serious news organization would �out� him unless he went public about it. And there is really no reason for him to do that unless he wanted to make some feel good political statement and have his career drop off a cliff.

lol

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:13

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

sitchensis posted:

Will Smith is gay or at least bisexual.

Jada is his beard.

Will has not come out publicly because it would be career suicide. And why would he want to? It�s an open secret in Hollywood, which is probably good enough for him and his family. It allows him to have enough freedom to live a comfortably �open� life locally while still being a leading man who headlines blockbusters.

Like, guys, it�s pretty loving obvious this is what their marriage is. Jada can gently caress around, Will can gently caress around, and they both know that no serious news organization would �out� him unless he went public about it. And there is really no reason for him to do that unless he wanted to make some feel good political statement and have his career drop off a cliff.

syq or gently caress yourself

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:13

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Moon knight is some standard disney garbage but Oscar Isaac is a handsome dude so I will watch the show.

my exact thought process, when does it come out

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:14

sitchensis: Mar 4, 2009

Xaris posted:

yo this better be an unsourced succ because what the gently caress

unsourced? yeah, but if you get to know enough gay men in any North American city that�s popular for film production, you start to hear through the grapevine about what the deal is with some male celebs who like to have their hookups sign NDAs

and the concept of a �beard� in Hollywood has been around for more than a century at this point

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:14

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

sitchensis posted:

unsourced? yeah, but if you get to know enough gay men in any North American city that�s popular for film production, you start to hear through the grapevine about what the deal is with some male celebs who like to have their hookups sign NDAs

and the concept of a �beard� in Hollywood has been around for more than a century at this point

oh wait you were serious. lol

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:15

speng31b: May 8, 2010

indigi posted:

oh wait you were serious. lol

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:15

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

sitchensis posted:

unsourced? yeah, but if you get to know enough gay men in any North American city that�s popular for film production, you start to hear through the grapevine about what the deal is with some male celebs who like to have their hookups sign NDAs

and the concept of a �beard� in Hollywood has been around for more than a century at this point

lol if Wil was gay and loving dudes it'd be massively known you dumb moron baby

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:16

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

me, the editor of some rando celeb gossip rag: 'wait did he make you sign an nda? Oh poo poo no I can't report on this'

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:16

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

sexpig by night posted:

me, the editor of some rando celeb gossip rag: 'wait did he make you sign an nda? Oh poo poo no I can't report on this'

Lmao.

Also, your new av rules.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:18

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

sitchensis posted:

unsourced? yeah, but if you get to know enough gay men in any North American city that�s popular for film production, you start to hear through the grapevine about what the deal is with some male celebs who like to have their hookups sign NDAs

and the concept of a �beard� in Hollywood has been around for more than a century at this point

you're extremely dumb

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

sexpig by night posted:

lol if Wil was gay and loving dudes it'd be massively known you dumb moron baby

tbf Will is probably bi those rumors have been around for a long rear end time. it�s kind of amazing how discreet hookup people in LA are but that�s been �known� for years. all that other stuff is absolutely ridiculous though. him coming out as bi or even gay in the last 15 years would not have �destroyed his career� lmao and everything else is nonsense

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:25

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

sitchensis posted:

Will Smith is gay or at least bisexual.

Jada is his beard.

Will has not come out publicly because it would be career suicide. And why would he want to? It�s an open secret in Hollywood, which is probably good enough for him and his family. It allows him to have enough freedom to live a comfortably �open� life locally while still being a leading man who headlines blockbusters.

Like, guys, it�s pretty loving obvious this is what their marriage is. Jada can gently caress around, Will can gently caress around, and they both know that no serious news organization would �out� him unless he went public about it. And there is really no reason for him to do that unless he wanted to make some feel good political statement and have his career drop off a cliff.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This was easily one of the funniest things posted itt. Why would you probe it?

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

AnimeIsTrash posted:

This was easily one of the funniest things posted itt. Why would you probe it?

For posterity

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:30

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

This was easily one of the funniest things posted itt. Why would you probe it?

quote:

This is the kind of all-time great post that can only really be commemorated with a sixer. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:36

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Moon Knight sounds like cape dreck, but Ethan Hawke is in it and it's cool he's getting work and hopefully he got a decent contract for it.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:38

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

skooma512 posted:

Moon Knight sounds like cape dreck, but Ethan Hawke is in it and it's cool he's getting work and hopefully he got a decent contract for it.

oh gently caress

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:39

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

The Will Smith is bi and the Smiths have an open marraige thing has been on blind gossip sites forever, I also just assumed it was well-known lol

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:46

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

https://twitter.com/TessEractica/status/1509304567044878338

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:47

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

nikosoft posted:

The Will Smith is bi and the Smiths have an open marraige thing has been on blind gossip sites forever, I also just assumed it was well-known lol

an actor on that�s so raven accused will smith of raping him, and michael jackson of setting it up, or something like that. there�s videos on youtube of him saying it a few years ago. who knows if it�s true tho

# ? Mar 31, 2022 01:54

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/i/status/1508893197967101953

normal nation

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:34

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

double negative posted:

normal nation

Urge to slap.....rising....rising......

The fact it was a singular event, as opposed to a war made it really easy for people to stick to their takes.
Also a guide on takes.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/03/the-complete-guide-to-will-smith-slap-takes.html

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:52

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

indigi posted:

tbf Will is probably bi those rumors have been around for a long rear end time. it�s kind of amazing how discreet hookup people in LA are but that�s been �known� for years. all that other stuff is absolutely ridiculous though. him coming out as bi or even gay in the last 15 years would not have �destroyed his career� lmao and everything else is nonsense

yea if you wanna play gossipy poo poo the 'Smith is bi and that's why he and Jada have an open marriage, it lets them both gently caress around and gives Will a bit of cover' is at least a fairly open secret but there's no element of 'it would have ENDED HIS CAREER' if Will 'peaked at Fresh Prince' Smith came out in 2005.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 02:55

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I�d say his peak was immediately post-Fresh Prince with ID4 and MIBbit you could lump Bad Boys in with them to complete the triptych

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:02

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

hell kevin spacey even came out as gay a few years ago as a way to save his career

not that it worked and also it wasn't even an open secret at that point, but y'know

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:05

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

yeah, but if you get to know enough gay men in any North American city

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:05

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

So MTV has a Catfish Spinoff called Catfish: Trolls and we need a Taintrunner episode.

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:07

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

indigi posted:

I�d say his peak was immediately post-Fresh Prince with ID4 and MIBbit you could lump Bad Boys in with them to complete the triptych

I think he was riding super-high up through Hitch. It hasn't been the same since.

Maybe this is all Eva Mendes' fault!

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:13

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

My only take on Will and Jada Smith is uh maybe talk about your marital problems in private with a counselor or something and not in front of the entire world lol

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:20

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

MeatwadIsGod posted:

My only take on Will and Jada Smith is uh maybe talk about your marital problems in private with a counselor or something and not in front of the entire world lol

actually will smith is a hero because he's exposed his vile wife

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:22

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

skooma512 posted:

Moon Knight sounds like cape dreck, but Ethan Hawke is in it and it's cool he's getting work and hopefully he got a decent contract for it.

AV Club loved it for whatever reason

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:23

speng31b: May 8, 2010

I want a jpg of a large adult man screaming CUCK while pointing at a small dog that is taking a poo poo

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:30

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

How long until every actor in Hollywood has played an MCU character

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:31

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

indigi posted:

I�d say his peak was immediately post-Fresh Prince with ID4 and MIBbit you could lump Bad Boys in with them to complete the triptych

the live action Aladdin from 2019 literally made a billion dollars and it sure wasn't because of the no name lead

lol goons

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:32

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

I'm more waiting for an A-lister to flat out refuse to work with anybody who read a Marvel script

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:32

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Funny to remember that as the antagonist of Iron Man 1, Jeff Bridges has been an MCU actor since launch

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:32

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Nonsense posted:

I'm more waiting for an A-lister to flat out refuse to work with anybody who read a Marvel script

Was Willem Dafoe in the new spiderman because if not this sounds like it could be a Willem move

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Laterite posted:

the live action Aladdin from 2019 literally made a billion dollars and it sure wasn't because of the no name lead

lol goons

thats because every disney children movie makes a billion dollars because its a reliable way to get widdle jimmy to shut up for a few hours knowing nothing too exciting is going to happen to upset them.

its not like children are begging 'daddy daddy i wanna see the new will smith movie!'. it could have starred a CGI-animated corpse and AI-voice modulation of robin williams or sheen for all it mattered

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:35

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

loquacius posted:

Was Willem Dafoe in the new spiderman because if not this sounds like it could be a Willem move

Yeah and he went full dafoe

# ? Mar 31, 2022 03:36

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