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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Hooboy I assumed that article was old. It isn’t and it’s worth a read.

quote:

. “I don’t know why I feel the pressure — pressure that I always have to post, impress, entertain, engage,” he says. “If I don’t post — if I don’t ‘entergage’ — nothing happens. No attention. No oxytocin. That oxytocin… I feel maybe I’m in need of it.”

Lmao what the gently caress

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

I can think of several gbs posters who need that as red text

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
So is Nathen popping oxytocin or is he considering it as an alternate way to get the same high he gets from shitposting?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Yaldabaoth posted:

So is Nathen popping oxytocin or is he considering it as an alternate way to get the same high he gets from shitposting?

Yes

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i think it means he cant stop posting :justpost:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Oxytocin is "the love hormone" and afaik sex is literally the only way to get it

I think he's confused it with dopamine or another brain endorphin?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Futanari Damacy posted:

Oxytocin is "the love hormone" and afaik sex is literally the only way to get it

I think he's confused it with dopamine or another brain endorphin?

Posting on Twitter and IG makes Nathen hard.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Viacum

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i think it means he cant stop posting :justpost:

Nathen create an account here and I'll sticky this thread :toxx:

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Futanari Damacy posted:

Oxytocin is "the love hormone" and afaik sex is literally the only way to get it

It's produced by a lot of activities, like child birth, breastfeeding, yoga, petting an animal, and listening to music. Bonding between people stimulates and is stimulated by oxytocin production

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Nathen create an account here and I'll sticky this thread :toxx:

No one tell Nathen we exist. It's better for him to never know that SA stands for anything except Saudi Arabia

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

Hooboy I assumed that article was old. It isn’t and it’s worth a read.

Lmao what the gently caress

If he stops posting then the gyspy spell will break and he will turn back into a funko pop.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a poem
pre:
I don't know 
why
I feel the pressure - pressure 
that I always have
   to post
   impress
   entertain, engage   -   If I don't
                             post
                           If I don't
                             entergage

nothing happens
No attention, no oxytocin, that oxytocin... I feel
maybe
I'm in need of it

-- Nathen Mazri

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Frank Frank posted:

What is flcl?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Nathen create an account here and I'll sticky this thread :toxx:

He's goon material except there's photo evidence of him having been outside near a woman. Can't have that.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I don't know if I want to be that entergaged.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Futanari Damacy posted:

Oxytocin is "the love hormone" and afaik sex is literally the only way to get it

I think he's confused it with dopamine or another brain endorphin?

I thought he was referring to the ophoids.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Futanari Damacy posted:

Oxytocin is "the love hormone" and afaik sex is literally the only way to get it

I think he's confused it with dopamine or another brain endorphin?
Celibate people obtain oxytocin from relentlessly telling others about their bad ideas

That reminds me, we should make new Something Awful lifestyle merchandise



oh yeah that is the stuff

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://mobile.twitter.com/noahpasternak/status/1508929619223023617?s=10&t=LIUVV9MmfsN0R-5MM2yddg

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Escape From Noise posted:

Should I see a doctor if my entergagement lasts more than 24 hours?

Just keep your masks on and come up with an effecient vaccine dam it.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Shneak posted:

Just keep your masks on and come up with an effecient vaccine dam it.

Okay, I'm just coming up with ideas here but what about a vaccine that's a lasagna but also Garfield themed?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Has Nathen run out of cocaine yet?

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The London, ON one was real and briefly after it closed Nathen operated a "La pizzeria centrale" out of the same location

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Mameluke posted:

The London, ON one was real and briefly after it closed Nathen operated a "La pizzeria centrale" out of the same location

Wasn't him getting kicked out of there where we got the word "landmonster"?

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Nathfield cometh.



Something something Baudrillard was right

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Peanut Butter posted:

Nathfield cometh.



Something something Baudrillard was right

hahahahahahaha

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Wow. What craftsmanship.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
You get what you pay for (that was definitely free)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbzDSEMPhDk/

lol

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The best part is it is clearly not Garfield so he cannot be sued!

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Garbage

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://twitter.com/thenathfield/status/1509785329645015041?s=21&t=yQ0j4c0rQquzGLOc6Un9LA

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Oh it's an April Fool. Please tell me that's what it is.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Peanut Butter posted:

Nathfield cometh.



Something something Baudrillard was right

Thanks, I hate it.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Futanari Damacy posted:

Oh it's an April Fool. Please tell me that's what it is.

The transformation is complete, he went to SA for the surgery

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I'm sure this is actionable. I will however be impressed if

1) the mouth moves
2) the VA is not just Nathen in his regular speaking voice

wynott dunn posted:

The transformation is complete, he went to SA for the surgery

Catgirl technology today is state of the art. But Cat man? I'm not loving these results tbqh

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Peanut Butter posted:

Nathfield cometh.



Something something Baudrillard was right

No carefully groomed casual stubble or duckface. Too much Field, not enough Nath. 2/10

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Somewhere a Viacom lawyer just woke up in a cold sweat

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Peanut Butter posted:

Nathfield cometh.



Something something Baudrillard was right

You get what you pay for lmao

I mean it's not as badly done as I imagined, but it's still not great! Also it's too close not to be copyright infringement, and he can't credibly claim it's derivative when he has a George R. R. Martin book sized amount of evidence to the contrary

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


That is some oooooold school porno groove.

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