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now i don't feel so bad for farting on a printout of famed straight man bud abbott don't judge me it's who i am |
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Bo-Pepper posted:now i don't feel so bad for farting on a printout of famed straight man bud abbott don't judge me it's who i am it's how he would have wanted it
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Mar 31, 2022 16:28
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hey abbOOoott *let's er rip* |
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Mar 31, 2022 16:29
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Wait we're farting on the straight men, I'm confused |
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Mar 31, 2022 17:07
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Cardi BYOB posted:Wait we're farting on the straight men, I'm confused jason bateman desi arnaz dean martin yes toot on their visage |
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Mar 31, 2022 17:10
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Bo-Pepper posted:jason bateman desi arnaz dean martin yes toot on their visage I'm rootin and tootin and rip rarin |
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Mar 31, 2022 17:12
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How Wonderful! posted:I have a question for BFM that I can't post in the "don't come into my thread unless you smell bad" thread, because I smell too good (very good), so I'll post it here: do paper mills really smell bad???? what do they smell like, and why???? 
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Mar 31, 2022 17:49
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Gonna lie in bed, letting this Booster shot do its rumble through my immune system, and post good wishes to my orbs Someone get how wonderful a taco. That mean streak doesn't usually show up in the well fed.
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B33rChiller posted:Gonna lie in bed, letting this Booster shot do its rumble through my immune system, and post good wishes to my orbs Easier said than done, I would LOVE a taco but I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon since I'm too swamped with the work I missed last week to cook and no taco place around here delivers. Last night we were gonna taco but we decided to get fancy $$$ mezze instead.
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Mar 31, 2022 17:52
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I had a poke bowl for lunch that was nice. Tuna, seaweed salad, crab, soybeans, mango, rice. All good stuff. Not a hint of tacos anywhere in sight. |
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Mar 31, 2022 17:55
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Bo-Pepper posted:I had a poke bowl for lunch that was nice. Tuna, seaweed salad, crab, soybeans, mango, rice. All good stuff. Not a hint of tacos anywhere in sight. Should have added some Japanese tako (octopus). |
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Mar 31, 2022 19:00
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I want to post something. Here's what it is-- Burlington has really good mocktails at most upscale places and last night me and Bingo Bango had a really nice dinner and the mocktail was awesome. It was beet juice, urfa biber, apple cider vinegar, lemon, and soda water, the first sip tasted like a Home Depot garden center but each sip after that was earthy, tart, and magnificent. If you have a bunch of beet juice on your hands and dunno what to do with it, I say, get all that other stuff and drink it up.
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Mar 31, 2022 19:05
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Octopus is one of those things I have enjoyed every time it was given to me but can never bring myself to order. |
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Mar 31, 2022 19:05
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I have more to say. My therapist is a Lacanian and so can get very into the weeds with little tiny tics of speech. Today she pointed out I was using a lot of words that started with the prefix "ob-", like oblique, obtuse, oblivion, obsequious, obscure, etc.. So we were talking about the root of "ob" and suddenly I started hearing "the 'ob'" as "the yob" and had to pretend to need to go to the bathroom so I could go laugh and chuckle in my yard.
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Mar 31, 2022 19:12
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Today I learned that prehensile-tailed porcupines exist. |
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How Wonderful! posted:I have more to say. My therapist is a Lacanian and so can get very into the weeds with little tiny tics of speech. Today she pointed out I was using a lot of words that started with the prefix "ob-", like oblique, obtuse, oblivion, obsequious, obscure, etc.. So we were talking about the root of "ob" and suddenly I started hearing "the 'ob'" as "the yob" and had to pretend to need to go to the bathroom so I could go laugh and chuckle in my yard. I have a multiple level ear worm happening for me right now. Level 1 - We Don't Talk About Bruno. I have a child so the song is in my radius much of the time. If you're familiar with the song, one of the lines is - Bruno walks IN with a mischievous GRIN Level 2 - When I was young and in the Boy Scouts, we learned a number of dirty limericks. We of course learned: code:But now, I have a sing songy He said with a GRIN and some cum on his CHIN circling over and over in my brain and make it stop please. |
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Mar 31, 2022 19:31
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Get the dicks out of yer ears |
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Mar 31, 2022 19:37
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sounds like this Bruno character knows how to party
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Cardi BYOB posted:Get the dicks out of yer ears 
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tooth removal went fairly smoothly. i asked the nurse about taking the teeth home and she said no and when the doctor came in i said "i already asked your nurse about taking my teeth home but she said no and i assume you're going to say no as well" and he did say no. HOWEVER: they did let me take a picture of the extracted teeth before they tossed them in the medical waste bin so that was nice of them. i made the nurse laugh joking that i could have made a pretty cool necklace out of them. anyways i guess i'm pretty tough because the anaesthetic has worn off and i'm confident i can drive (i will not drive till tomorrow)
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Mar 31, 2022 20:52
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check it out! a wisdom tooth AND a very cracked molar! spoilered for those that do not want to see two (2) of my teeth in a persons gloved hand.
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Mar 31, 2022 20:56
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They should have let you keep them. You made those! |
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Mar 31, 2022 20:56
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Molar? I HARDLY KNEW AR! |
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Mar 31, 2022 20:58
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Bo-Pepper posted:They should have let you keep them. You made those! I KNOW! i told the dentist that i spent more than 30 years growing them and it hurt me to just toss them in the trash but this guy is tooth rich. i bet his house is FULL of stolen teef Escape From Noise posted:Molar? I HARDLY KNEW AR! i am mad at myself because if i got the wisdoms out like, when i was told to, the pressure wouldn't have caused the molar to split
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Mar 31, 2022 21:08
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A couple years ago I had to get a tooth pulled from getting punched and it sucked so much, I was so whiny afterwards, so I really admire that you're able to post and joke so soon in the aftermath.
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How Wonderful! posted:A couple years ago I had to get a tooth pulled from getting punched and it sucked so much, I was so whiny afterwards, so I really admire that you're able to post and joke so soon in the aftermath. this is kind to say. i am a bit sore, but it's a new soreness that i can manage as opposed to the old pain of hosed toofs so i'm pretty pleased to be free of that hurt.
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Heather Papps posted:I KNOW! i told the dentist that i spent more than 30 years growing them and it hurt me to just toss them in the trash but this guy is tooth rich. i bet his house is FULL of stolen teef Maybe he is the father of the teeth boy who needs more teeth  
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Went for a walk around the local gravel pit today.  ...umm, what exactly do they think paddling is here?  No running with fish! |
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Mar 31, 2022 21:51
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Finger Prince posted:Went for a walk around the local gravel pit today. gravel pit walks rock!
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Heather Papps posted:gravel pit walks rock! Weather was absolutely miserable though, it was more for the dog's benefit. Would be nice on a nice day though. |
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Heather Papps posted:check it out! a wisdom tooth AND a very cracked molar! spoilered for those that do not want to see two (2) of my teeth in a persons gloved hand.
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Heather Papps posted:check it out! a wisdom tooth AND a very cracked molar! spoilered for those that do not want to see two (2) of my teeth in a persons gloved hand. Hell, that's seven of my teeth, by weight! Good job! |
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tooth fairy must be PISSED they're gonna have to sift thru a dumpster to get those babies
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Heather Papps posted:check it out! a wisdom tooth AND a very cracked molar! spoilered for those that do not want to see two (2) of my teeth in a persons gloved hand. Has anyone said  post/av combo yet?
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Finger Prince posted:Went for a walk around the local gravel pit today. The mystery, did you unravel it? |
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https://donnybenet.bandcamp.com/album/le-piano New Donny Benet. Mmmmmmmmmm. so silky smoooooth. Luxurious skullet driven basslines, and beautiful synths.
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i associate gravel pits with happy flowers |
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Sarah Cenia posted:i associate gravel pits with happy flowers They cleaned your cut out with a wire brush? |
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Escape From Noise posted:The mystery, did you unravel it? Yeah, like Judge Judy when the gavel hits. Paddling is what British people call wading. |
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