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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Nichael posted:

I don't get what this was about at all. Why do they have crazy Star Trek tech two years from now? Why wasn't that scene under a tarp or something instead?

:same: It's like they're using Marvel/D.C. "super smart person wizard" logic. Maybe the force field over Soong's daughter to the orange force field over Earth in the Confederacy future

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Nichael posted:

I don't get what this was about at all. Why do they have crazy Star Trek tech two years from now? Why wasn't that scene under a tarp or something instead?

Star Trek as of 2024 hasn't been our universe for decades. They were launching nuclear powered, artificial gravity having interplanetary DY-100 ships in the 90s.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
:spock:

https://twitter.com/startrek/status/1509893441613807616?s=21&t=jwuSMJXcSPuIjOgkZuyqFA

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
ol Simple Spock, starfleet's poopsmith, we trust him more than anyone to shovel our poo poo into the replicators

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
does spock ever lay some pipe down? michael really aint got any great grand nephews or nieces to visit in the future?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Grand Fromage posted:

Star Trek as of 2024 hasn't been our universe for decades. They were launching nuclear powered, artificial gravity having interplanetary DY-100 ships in the 90s.

They established this episode that the future history and chronology of this era is a mess thanks to all the chaos that happened, which lets them handwave a lot of that stuff.

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


I mean the forcefield thing bothers me since Reed was the guy who created the first human forcefield in ENT.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Khanstant posted:

does spock ever lay some pipe down? michael really aint got any great grand nephews or nieces to visit in the future?

According to a casual mention Picard made in TNG Spock got married at one point. No further information was ever provided, despite Trek's insistence on draining every bit of content they could from the character.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Eimi posted:

I mean the forcefield thing bothers me since Reed was the guy who created the first human forcefield in ENT.

Yeah, ignoring that it doesn't make sense in real life, it also seems to contradict the rest of the series.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

I don't mind shows ignoring canon in order to keep a story moving (as long as you are actually keeping the story moving) and every Star Trek show exists in its own canon if you are going to really fine-tooth-comb things, but it is very odd for a show that has been cashing in on nostalgia so hard that it's literally had a character reeling off episode titles to decide to forget things like 'when was the first?'.

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Might not be a forcefield, could just be magic tarp sunglasses or something.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Pyroi posted:

Might not be a forcefield, could just be magic tarp sunglasses or something.

yeah i think it looking identical to a 24/25th-century forcefield was a vfx miss since i agree it appears they intended to be an energized tarp of some sort

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I felt like it was supposed to remind us about the Confederacy future, with the shield around the planet, so we could go "oh, so that's what that thing was doing", except 1) that was like a million episodes ago and 2) it was already obvious what that shield would be doing, so I don't know what they were going for. Maybe a fan-edit will replace it with a remote-controlled patio umbrella.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Khanstant posted:

does spock ever lay some pipe down? michael really aint got any great grand nephews or nieces to visit in the future?

Poor bastard never gets a chance.
Kirk steals all the women that get close, he dies, he comes back, Kirk still steals all the women that get close, he tries to reunify with the Romulans but thats a no go when their sun goes, then he travels into the past into lens flare alt universe and watches his planet get wiped out.
So he ends up in an alt universe with everything he ever did virtually null and voided out and has to hide so not to alter the future and his younger self who now can get all the rear end he wants.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Khanstant posted:

does spock ever lay some pipe down? michael really aint got any great grand nephews or nieces to visit in the future?

No, but Spocko did. Reportin for duty over here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFfmnu34rs

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Eimi posted:

I mean the forcefield thing bothers me since Reed was the guy who created the first human forcefield in ENT.
Which was pretty dumb on its own and one of the reasons I gave up on Enterprise after a handful of episodes.

But yeah, I took the drone thing as some kind of UV filter and not a true forcefield. Still dumb and out of place, but not canon-breaking on its own.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun
Soong just duct-taped a bunch of Dyson air purifiers to his fleet of drones and gave them lasers because it looks cool

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Yeah when the drones are dismissed the orange thingie kind of folds up like cloth between them, it looks like it's some kind of film, not an actual force field

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Someone in the Picard writer's room loving loves heist stories.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Yeah when the drones are dismissed the orange thingie kind of folds up like cloth between them, it looks like it's some kind of film, not an actual force field

Yeah, it looked more like some electrified or ionized mesh. Also I love the way this thread goes both ways with "Why aren't there more Star Trek-like things in this Star Trek near-future :mad:" / [Star Trek-like near-future thing shows up] / "That's unrealistic :mad:"

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

bltzn
Oct 26, 2020

For the record I do not have a foot fetish.

Alchenar posted:

Someone in the Picard writer's room loving loves heist stories.

you son of a bitch, i'm in

e:f;b

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

It is better executed, but this season is following the pretty much the exact same pacing beats as well as throwing out plot threads that will go nowhere that S1 did. Right down to 'it's mid season, I get to write a heist script'.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Can't decide if I should get the Pike Swoop or the Spockburns

https://twitter.com/TrekCore/status/1509899306827923467?s=20&t=HJzDbvEJkmPyN8yFvib55g

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Be bold. Get both.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Just watched the latest Picard episode.

The way the psych scene with Renee is set up really dumb. "Oh that's Q" you say as soon as you hear the tropey voice of a Freud impersonator. "No poo poo it's Q" you say again as Picard comes to realize it. Do people with anxiety and depression issues instantly believe anything said by their brand new therapist that they've seen for maybe 2 days? How does Q have any sway without a build-up of trust? What a weird loving way to insert mental health into Trek, again.

Maybe French policemen are just built different but I believe if I was working a security gig and got a call to an abandoned estate and found a stealthed spaceship, the absolute last thing I would do is board the spaceship.

Y'know, maybe Kore would've done better with Q's drug if she let it circulate through her system for longer than 5 seconds before removing her laser-powered UV screen. I also hope she doesn't care for that nice dress she's wearing when she injects herself because she just got a bunch of blood all over the arm. I think I recognize Soong's house from Silicon Valley... didn't Big Head live there?

It's pretty impressive that 2024 NASA is going to have enough funding to afford a security staff that instantly notices questionable attendance at an RF-chipped, face-recognized, background checked party in order to keep astronauts safe. Or maybe it's not that impressive when they seem to instantly forget she exploited a hole in their guest list. "She's probably from Newport Beach" indeed; you know how those rich partygoers hack air-gapped databases to get into parties.

It is just... absolutely wild that a Star Trek show, known for hitting and creating many genres of episode such as Holodeck dream sequences, Run Lola Run time loops, devolution epidemics, and rapid aging/de-aging is finding itself forced to do a heist episode twice in two seasons.

Alchenar posted:

Someone in the Picard writer's room loving loves heist stories.
How much do you want to bet that someone's name is Patrick Stewart?

Anyway, making GBS threads aside, I really like the idea of the Borg Queen just hanging out around Agnes like Dexter's head dad. I also think the incredibly short scene where Rafi's talking to Picard about the watcher looking like Laris is really well done. I wish the whole show had the same quality of wit and acting you'll find in that one succinct scene. Also, as dumb as it is for Soongs to exist throughout all of history, I do enjoy his presence on the screen. He is a good actor.

Khanstant posted:

also they showed her second set of nipples, wtf trek this isnt a nudity show
The only set of Soong nips I saw were these

(Also I'm kidding, I know what you're talking about and I learned something new today. Thanks for that.)

DaveKap fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Apr 2, 2022

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

I love the heist stories

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

The teaster for the next episode heavily implies that the whole episode is heist related.

Heist stories are fun. But much like in season 1, the heist has absolutely nothing to do with the themes of the show nor is goofy Picard's Eleven a tone match for Borg body horror.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


DaveKap posted:



The only set of Soong nips I saw were these

(Also I'm kidding, I know what you're talking about and I learned something new today. Thanks for that.)


Can you explain because I have no idea what they're talking about

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Can you explain because I have no idea what they're talking about

https://kellymom.com/bf/got-milk/extra-breast-tissue/

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

DaveKap posted:

The way the psych scene with Renee is set up really dumb. "Oh that's Q" you say as soon as you hear the tropey voice of a Freud impersonator. "No poo poo it's Q" you say again as Picard comes to realize it. Do people with anxiety and depression issues instantly believe anything said by their brand new therapist that they've seen for maybe 2 days? How does Q have any sway without a build-up of trust? What a weird loving way to insert mental health into Trek, again.

Did I miss something? What makes you think he was a new therapist?

xerxus
Apr 24, 2010
Grimey Drawer
There's a weird timeline thing.

Picard and crew came back from the Confederation timeline which was apparently caused by Q's interference. We see Adam Soong was an honored figure.

It's possible all the scenes we've seen of Q depowered were set further in the past. And the Q we saw in episode 1 & 2 are chronologically set later. We aren't watching Q try to foil JL's attempt to fix it. We're seeing him mess it up the first time which is required to get him his powers back (like he explained to Adam Soong.)

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
Really it makes no sense how these characters were in the future and now they are in the future but it's less future

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Production notes from literally every single aspect of SNW: "MORE, MORE!!"

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

xerxus posted:

There's a weird timeline thing.

Picard and crew came back from the Confederation timeline which was apparently caused by Q's interference. We see Adam Soong was an honored figure.

It's possible all the scenes we've seen of Q depowered were set further in the past. And the Q we saw in episode 1 & 2 are chronologically set later. We aren't watching Q try to foil JL's attempt to fix it. We're seeing him mess it up the first time which is required to get him his powers back (like he explained to Adam Soong.)

There better be something weird coming to shift the narrative, because we're already halfway in and I'm not even entirely sure what Picard and company are trying to accomplish. I mean, "finding a sentient microbe" may be a thing, I guess, but they just introduced that in this episode. In First Contact (the movie) they knew what the borg were doing right away and had a whole movie to talk about how important first contact was. It wasn't introduced halfway in among a ton of other stories.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


My theory: Renee is not supposed to go on this mission. Picard's assumption that Q changed or is changing it is wrong. She's supposed to skip this one, get treatment, and go on a future mission that's the actual important one. The lesson Picard hasn't learned, that Q is mad at him for, is that going to space is not the solution to all his problems.

As in season 1, also Borg are there for some reason

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

John Wick of Dogs posted:

My theory: Renee is not supposed to go on this mission. Picard's assumption that Q changed or is changing it is wrong. She's supposed to skip this one, get treatment, and go on a future mission that's the actual important one. The lesson Picard hasn't learned, that Q is mad at him for, is that going to space is not the solution to all his problems.

As in season 1, also Borg are there for some reason

That would be a clever story for Picard, but

1) Maybe not one that should be told over 10 episodes of action
2) somewhat undercut by the fact that they made Picard's initial reaction to the Admiral's request "surely someone else can do this?"
3) also somewhat undercut when it takes going to an alternate timeline and back in time to learn that

e-
4) If they are really doing a Jurati/Borg Queen story too...he kinda does have to go to space

Fidel Cuckstro fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 2, 2022

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


xerxus posted:



It's possible all the scenes we've seen of Q depowered were set further in the past. And the Q we saw in episode 1 & 2 are chronologically set later. We aren't watching Q try to foil JL's attempt to fix it. We're seeing him mess it up the first time which is required to get him his powers back (like he explained to Adam Soong.)

Yeah Picard is in April 13th 2024 as of this episode. When Q is reading the newspaper at the end of the previous episode:


lovely image quality but quite clearly January I think

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yep, I'm convinced now that the scene with Q snapping his fingers at Renee Picard in the cafe is the very first scene in the series, timewise.

Q feels his power fading, does something incredibly stupid to stop Renee from going into space, which causes the Bad Timeline™ to happen. Then he runs to the moment Picard dies to pull him out of the timeline without setting off any further time trouble, because no one was going to be finding bodies after an entire fleet assploded themselves.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Man, Picard flipped borderline unwatchable in the span of like two episodes.

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