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they're coming up to me | 57 | 15.53% | |
with tears in their eyes and | 85 | 23.16% | |
they're saying | 59 | 16.08% | |
SIR! we want thread! | 134 | 36.51% | |
straight out of central casting | 32 | 8.72% | |
Total: | 202 votes |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Love to let context determine whether I’m working with a date or a date time interval, nothing can go wrong there I have written thousands and thousands of lines of JavaScript code and it all works like a swiss watch, it's all in the technique e: it helps when you're the only person writing the code
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:38 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I've never once met a person who learned to program with python who wrote good code. ever i tell anyone that asks to not learn python first and get called a nazi
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:39 |
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emfive posted:I have written thousands and thousands of lines of JavaScript code and it all works like a swiss watch, it's all in the technique our repo branches in bitbucket look like someone boiled a entire truckload of spaghetti and opened the tailgate while speeding down the highway, it's not possible in most cases
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:41 |
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maybe the answer is somewhere in the middle, like python but with one of those strict typing libraries
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:41 |
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Foo Diddley posted:maybe the answer is somewhere in the middle, like python but with one of those strict typing libraries not pythonish enough for python people
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:42 |
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i know people tend to thing dick pics are a relatively new phenomenon but im pretty sure a historian could dig up some evidence of a 14th century French noble commissioning an artist to do several dick portraits on oil canvas to send to eligible lady suitors
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:42 |
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Wish I was hanging out with gay spirits right now
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:43 |
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Plinkey posted:our repo branches in bitbucket look like someone boiled a entire truckload of spaghetti and opened the tailgate while speeding down the highway, it's not possible in most cases perhaps I am a genius
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:43 |
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emfive posted:perhaps I am a genius highly doubtful
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:44 |
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I'll just stick to SQL, no desire to do actual coding lol
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:45 |
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dew worm posted:is this Klingon lol
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:46 |
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to be fair the weirdos I'm currently working for have a massive pile of code written in C, Lua, PHP, and JavaScript, and it is a massive disaster, like seriously irreparably bad. It mostly works, but it's awful beyond description.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:47 |
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emfive posted:it is a massive disaster, like seriously irreparably bad. It mostly works, but it's awful beyond description. that's the cspam motto
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:47 |
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If you don't do DB dev, there are two schools of DB dev - T-SQL (MS SQL server) style where you do everything in tables via sql calls because there is no procedural intermediary, and Oracle style stuff via PL/SQL, which is a general purpose programming language that's just attached to a DB. You generally create PL/SQL data structures, load data into those structures, operate on it, and put it back when you're done. The first kind of development ain't great in healthcare IT because you generally do not want to give end users access to modify DB structures because there's a whole bunch of poo poo in there you don't want devs modifying, creating, or destroying. My last job involved a ~$20b/year billing system and I couldn't create, modify, or destroy any db structures or pre-existing data, I had to do everything in memory. At my current job, I've got an application that was written to T-SQL standards despite being in an Oracle DB. I'm trying to document a massive application that was built by a guy who left in 2020 and his apprentice is leaving on Friday. And it's all basically dynamic SQL statements because the guy who wrote it all, despite being a brilliant dude, never learned how to do poo poo in Oracle and never documented anything he did.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:48 |
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what a mindfuck
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:48 |
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Plinkey posted:highly doubtful Working in a language like JavaScript or Python requires a different way of thinking about how you're telling the computer what to do. There's really no difference. Working in something like Scala, with a Turing-complete type system, is pretty cool, I'm sure, if that's what you want to do. But to me, as an ancient, it's just swapping one set of problems for another.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:49 |
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Mayor Dave posted:I'll just stick to SQL, no desire to do actual coding lol I'm a total loving moron and I'm making a hair under $122K to do PL/SQL poo poo
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:50 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:If you don't do DB dev, there are two schools of DB dev - T-SQL (MS SQL server) style where you do everything in tables via sql calls because there is no procedural intermediary, and Oracle style stuff via PL/SQL, which is a general purpose programming language that's just attached to a DB. You generally create PL/SQL data structures, load data into those structures, operate on it, and put it back when you're done. man, you're livin' in a weird world. But I sincerely hope you're happy and that you live long and prosper.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:51 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I'm a total loving moron and I'm making a hair under $122K to do PL/SQL poo poo Hell yeah, the inevitable conclusion to Trump Thread Dick Measuring is here. Leftists, please post your salaries.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:52 |
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emfive posted:to be fair the weirdos I'm currently working for have a massive pile of code written in C, Lua, PHP, and JavaScript, and it is a massive disaster, like seriously irreparably bad. It mostly works, but it's awful beyond description. Did they let everyone pick their own language
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:52 |
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emfive posted:Working in a language like JavaScript or Python requires a different way of thinking about how you're telling the computer what to do. There's really no difference. Working in something like Scala, with a Turing-complete type system, is pretty cool, I'm sure, if that's what you want to do. But to me, as an ancient, it's just swapping one set of problems for another. i mostly work on APIs so having solid data structures is pretty important, and people that don't use proper inheritance in POCOs can suck my nuts
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:53 |
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Looks just because I design algorithms that could enable hunter seeker murder mob behavior for a company that builds murder drones doesn't mean it wasn't used for "search and rescue"
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:54 |
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emfive posted:man, you're livin' in a weird world. But I sincerely hope you're happy and that you live long and prosper. I like what I do because my brain is broken, my primary utility to my employer right now is the labyrinthine business poo poo I get to be a SME on. My coding stuff is an add on to that. I could quit coding entirely and play SME for HEDIS tomorrow and make as much money as I make now. I just like doing dipshit dev stuff and playing rules lawyer with determining whether or not a given person has had their cervical cancer screening this year and whether or not they have a lack of cervix exemption.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:54 |
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I'll have you know I also give money to dsa!
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:54 |
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Daniel Dales Dick posted:Hell yeah, the inevitable conclusion to Trump Thread Dick Measuring is here. Leftists, please post your salaries. A real leftist society would shoot me in the back of the head
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:55 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I like what I do because my brain is broken, my primary utility to my employer right now is the labyrinthine business poo poo I get to be a SME on. My coding stuff is an add on to that. I could quit coding entirely and play SME for HEDIS tomorrow and make as much money as I make now. yea I almost want to finish my working life being a product manager, or something like that, because although I like programming and I think (know) I'm really really good at it, it's more important to prevent people from doing loving stupid stuff, which is a problem quite often. also tremp
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:58 |
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i do all my coding by writing a documentation comment then i feed that into a Transformer model
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:58 |
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Every worker should know what every other worker makes, hiding salaries only benefits capital.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:59 |
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Looks just because I design algorithms that could enable hunter seeker murder mob behavior for a company that builds murder drones doesn't mean it wasn't used for "search and rescue" even worse: pfc works at a health insurance company
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:00 |
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man I got my dual monitor MacBook goin' here, two mice, two keyboards, my weird camera HDMI->USB thing, a USB mic, all workin' great, I'm a Apple dude now. At some point I need to unhook the laptop from all the cords and make sure nothing goes insane.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:00 |
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https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1510399593242144770?t=D0fZDCgwovbJZxbqk-TYeA&s=19
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:01 |
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Shear Modulus posted:even worse: pfc works at a health insurance company I work in care quality improvement though My last job was seven years at another insurance company figuring out how to bill people better
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emfive posted:man I got my dual monitor MacBook goin' here, two mice, two keyboards, my weird camera HDMI->USB thing, a USB mic, all workin' great, I'm a Apple dude now. You don't need to do this fyi. Universal Control means you can use one mouse + one keyboard to control any number of Apple devices as long as they're all on the same iCloud account.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:02 |
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trib
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:02 |
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emfive posted:I have written thousands and thousands of lines of JavaScript code and it all works like a swiss watch, it's all in the technique lol if you've never looked at some code and cursed the name of whichever idiot wrote it before looking at the history and seeing it was you six months ago
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:03 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Every worker should know what every other worker makes, hiding salaries only benefits capital. this is 100% true, one of my first "jobs" was at EDS (Ross Perot's company) in Dallas, and discussing salary was considered a firing offense. I'm pretty sure that even in 1980 that was not legal, but I was just a child so even though I thought that sounded like bullshit I didn't really get upset about it. that was when I learned COBOL.
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# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:03 |
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what is a code
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emfive posted:man I got my dual monitor MacBook goin' here, two mice, two keyboards, my weird camera HDMI->USB thing, a USB mic, all workin' great, I'm a Apple dude now. why do you have two keyboards and mice
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tinstaach posted:lol if you've never looked at some code and cursed the name of whichever idiot wrote it before looking at the history and seeing it was you six months ago please dont give me flashbacks to my 100% reflective test bench suite that i wrote
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1510449479270379523
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