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Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ZSRi1cC.mp4

This movie really plays with your emotions for being 8 seconds long.

hosed up! Saved it! hosed up! Saved it! hosed up! Saved it! Seemingly small problem in the end!

# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:21

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 13:18

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

https://i.imgur.com/DcGPITv.gifv

Sure they�re just truckspoonling now, but we all know where that leads.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:43

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DcGPITv.gifv

Sure they�re just truckspoonling now, but we all know where that leads.

a litter of MiniCoopers?

# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:56

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

hawowanlawow posted:

Retexture it and it could be used in a videogame for alien architecture.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 05:24

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Harry_Potato posted:

a litter of MiniCoopers?

Pretend I found a picture of those Carolina Squat trucks and photoshopped diapers on them.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 08:13

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

Azhais posted:

Demolition issues in Taiwan

https://i.imgur.com/wuhnIMs.mp4

that guy has some good foresight

i wouldn't have realized it was coming my way until it was too late

this why i am not a demolisher

# ? Apr 3, 2022 10:25

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Cartoon Man posted:

That's why it's called the trunk.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 10:45

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

They still could have been gotten by flying debris, I don't think the guy was even wearing a helmet! But let's hope he got into cover in time, he looks like his feet are better than his self-preservation instinct.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 10:50

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

There were only minor injuries reported

# ? Apr 3, 2022 10:52

Quackles: Aug 11, 2018; Pixels of Light.

Nenonen posted:

That's why it's called the trunk.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 11:28

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DcGPITv.gifv

Sure they’re just truckspoonling now, but we all know where that leads.

Just going to lie down and have a nap

# ? Apr 3, 2022 11:47

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Goon Boots posted:

that guy has some good foresight

i wouldn't have realized it was coming my way until it was too late

this why i am not a demolisher

What was that flash of light at the end? Did it land on something that exploded?

# ? Apr 3, 2022 15:33

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

haveblue posted:

What was that flash of light at the end? Did it land on something that exploded?

Power lines.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 15:36

D34THROW: Jan 29, 2012; RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL

Uthor posted:

This movie really plays with your emotions for being 8 seconds long.

hosed up! Saved it! hosed up! Saved it! hosed up! Saved it! Seemingly small problem in the end!

OSHA IV: hosed up! Saved it! hosed up! Saved it! Seemingly small problem in the end!

# ? Apr 3, 2022 15:42

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
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ilmucche posted:

Just going to lie down and have a nap

The truck's reached its hours of service limit for the day.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 15:44

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Goon Boots posted:

that guy has some good foresight

i wouldn't have realized it was coming my way until it was too late

this why i am not a demolisher

You could try it once, man.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 16:01

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

# ? Apr 3, 2022 17:13

B-Rock452: Jan 6, 2005

Winklebottom posted:

I can't even imagine where I would begin if I rolled up to an accident involving that. Are we going to have friction burns? Impalements? Crush injuries? So many different types of trauma is possible.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 17:16

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

hawowanlawow posted:

I see researchers have gotten bored with giving spiders LSD and have moved on to carpenters.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 17:47

Luneshot: Mar 10, 2014

Azhais posted:

Demolition issues in Taiwan

-snip-

Are wrecking balls normally that small? I realize the importance of precision work to make sure the structure is weakened in exactly the right places, but my mental image of a wrecking ball is a lot larger than that.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 18:06

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Luneshot posted:

Are wrecking balls normally that small? I realize the importance of precision work to make sure the structure is weakened in exactly the right places, but my mental image of a wrecking ball is a lot larger than that.

Unlike pig balls, it isn't the size of the balls, it's how you use them.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 18:14

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

B-Rock452 posted:

I can't even imagine where I would begin if I rolled up to an accident involving that. Are we going to have friction burns? Impalements? Crush injuries? So many different types of trauma is possible.

It�s a motorcycle so regardless of what is attached: all the traumas.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 18:15

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

B-Rock452 posted:

I can't even imagine where I would begin if I rolled up to an accident involving that. Are we going to have friction burns? Impalements? Crush injuries? So many different types of trauma is possible.

don't worry, that's actually all fondant cake

# ? Apr 3, 2022 18:22

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r9peabZ8ws1r0uzl6.mp4

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:27

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1510646309728014338?s=21&t=hyCRd9fFi8SerzwYWTNHnQ

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:42

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

From the Shad thread. Not OSHA content per se, but I'd be careful about handing a man a hammer and standing there when pulling a prank on him.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r9cus4b9Jj1ue0hwj.mp4

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:44

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; Can't post for 26 days!

Nenonen posted:

That's why it's called the trunk.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:55

hailthefish: Oct 24, 2010

B-Rock452 posted:

I can't even imagine where I would begin if I rolled up to an accident involving that. Are we going to have friction burns? Impalements? Crush injuries? So many different types of trauma is possible.

solving the problem of donorcycles by ensuring none of the organs will be intact either

# ? Apr 3, 2022 20:49

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Anyone riding that almost certainly isn't going to wear a helmet so I wouldn't worry too much about surviving all those antlers and skulls.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 20:56

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HRiaaIq.mp4

Bring those chickens to me please.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:08

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

https://twitter.com/crimeairnetwork/status/1510679821394788352

At least the skateboard skitchers earlier could bail if there were problems up ahead

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:32

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

He's in a crash cage what more do you want

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:37

frumpykvetchbot: Feb 20, 2004; PROGRESSIVE SCAN; Upset Trowel

Karate Bastard posted:

He's in a crash cage what more do you want

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# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:51

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
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