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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
The guy angry about yerba matte reminded me of another QCS post that generated some furious back and forth before it dissolved under the slightest of scrutiny

Ohtsam posted:

So I just got to spend the better part of the last 4 hours with a massive migraine that is only now just subsiding thanks to a gigantic strobing gif that got posted in c-spam.
Can we make posting strobing gifs and videos that rapidly swap between multiple colors a ban+30 offense for the first time and permabannable the second?
It can cause explicit physical harm starting with migraines going up to seizures and eventually including death in those who are photosensitive as well as open the forums as well as posters themselves to legal liability for displaying the images in question if they remain after a requested takedown.

qnqnx posted:

Have you considered that it was politics itself what gave you the migraine?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Never forget:

shame on an IGA posted:

So last night I was having a nice sexy dream about being ridden cowgirl style and delivering some savage rear end smacks and then I woke up mid-swing and slapped the poo poo out of my nuts IRL

But I digress.

:woz: Dumbfuck troll :woz:

rear end mangler posted:

Go ahead, I can afford $10 on a new account. Besides, it'd save me the $10 to clear the Custom Title. :)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

CellBlock posted:

I believe they're also permitted to go to the window.

big, if true

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

If you do it right your balls should go to the wall

somewhere udo dirkschneider feels his particular talents being called upon

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Don't go near the ear, however, unless you want a dance party to break out.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I like to tap my feet when I take a dump but every time I do this in a public restroom I end up sucking a dick.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

pentyne posted:

The guy angry about yerba matte reminded me of another QCS post that generated some furious back and forth before it dissolved under the slightest of scrutiny

That one makes me really mad because it's just the worst kind of concern trolling, and went against everything we know about the brain and seizures. It simultaneously infantilized sufferers with a real disease, but also used people with those diseases as a cudgel against their posting enemies. It was really gross.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I like to tap my feet when I take a dump but every time I do this in a public restroom I end up sucking a dick.

Ducks are known for tapping their feet in order to attract worms to the surface so you're just going off of base instincts.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

The Anime Liker posted:

Balldo the glory hole

Weirdest sex toy I've seen in a while, and that's saying something.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Kuros posted:

Ducks are known for tapping their feet in order to attract worms to the surface so you're just going off of base instincts.

Dump without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



War Wizard posted:

Had to look this up since I'm not American. Nice to know republicans have never been able to accept consequences for their actions and have always pretended they've never done wrong.

He seriously must have thought they were going to put him in with murderers and rapists, instead of sending him to wrist slap penitentiary.

Oh and calling the jury idiots is a nice touch.

Horseshoe theory posted:

Pretty certain he offed himself because that meant his conviction was vacated (since he hadn't been sentenced yet) so his wife got to keep his pension, etc.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Ah, the ol reverse Lowtax.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

CellBlock posted:

Dump without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Anime Liker posted:

Balldo the glory hole

did we ever get a trip report on the balldo from anyone other than Jerry?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The fact there's a balldo trip report shouldn't surprise me, but now my curiosity is piqued.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


RFC2324 posted:

did we ever get a trip report on the balldo from anyone other than Jerry?

There were two goons I think and that one online review, but nothing much else.

Results were that it was the most uncomfortable thing ever for both partners.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

omg someone actually tried it

:discourse:

I remember seeing one of the promo vids and going "not even the CBT enthusiasts are gonna like this one"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah I'm gonna need y'all people to never explain any of this to me

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah I'm gonna need y'all people to never explain any of this to me

CBT stands for ciabatta

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

VROOM VROOM posted:

CBT stands for ciabatta

Fuckin sign me up now!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Zil posted:

There were two goons I think and that one online review, but nothing much else.

Results were that it was the most uncomfortable thing ever for both partners.

My favorite line from one of the goon “reviewers”:

“I will never use this thing again.”

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah I'm gonna need y'all people to never explain any of this to me

No, I have no background on any of this, I must know

Gimme a slice of that forbidden apple

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

sephiRoth IRA posted:

No, I have no background on any of this, I must know

Gimme a slice of that forbidden apple

It's a dildo that straps onto your balls, iirc

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

that much is apparent from the name. the question on everyone's mind is why!?

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

venus de lmao posted:

that much is apparent from the name. the question on everyone's mind is why!?

You remember how, visiting the arcade a a kid, you'd find one of those lightgun cabinets that had two pistols, for multiplayer? And you'd enter two coins, so you could pretend to be shooting guns akimbo like you were in the Matrix?

It's like that, I guess, but for penetration.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Dicks Akimbo

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
It still seems more like a prank, like someone's going to leap out from behind the curtain and yell "Aha! You thought I would actually sell you this thing?"

But I guess the Internet is just going to keep on surprising me

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The balldo always struck me as something a particularly horny 12year old boy designed

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



RFC2324 posted:

The balldo always struck me as something a particularly horny 12year old boy designed

))<>((

But with balls

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Imagine two balls edging. Time works the same way.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Funny Forum Quotes: Imagine two balls edging.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Facebook Aunt posted:

Hemorrhoid treatment.

Dodgeball posted:

Asscream headache.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:xbone: The Xbox One has the wrong kind of RAM. :xbone:

fuckyoubitch posted:

What a bad OP for the xbox megathread. Could you maybe spend more than 3 minutes and not make it look like dog poo poo and actually show pictures and features?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Posting a request for a friend


quote:

I don't have access to my SA account anymore, do you know if there's another place online where I can find SMG's analysis of transformers?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Opopanax posted:

Posting a request for a friend

The toilet.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:worship: Would you believe... :worship:

Jiminy Jetson posted:

....that while trolling the SA forum for a day or so, deciding whether to fork out my cash for an account, i thought that 'gently caress' and the like were weird in-jokes rather than a profanity filter. took me the best part of a day to realise my mistake.

probably doesn't help that it's the weekend and 've been drunk for nearly 48 hours now...

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

EorayMel posted:

:worship: Would you believe... :worship:

Lmao dude rules

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

EorayMel posted:

:worship: Would you believe... :worship:

I thought the same thing for a minute while reading the GIP idiots thread before I had an account.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Then the dude got banned again for a little :filez: post

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Image leeching NO WAY

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Are there two people in that picture wearing the exact same outfit in different sizes?

Milo and POTUS posted:

You can tell which is the real one by their missing shoe


:thejoke:

Merton Blask posted:

I want you to know that this one absolutely landed for me.



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