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🎶 Do you remember when I cranked my hog Sha la lala lala la la la crankin hog Sha la lala lala la la la crankin hog Crank my hog 🎶
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That's me with the hog, like, cranking to perdition
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Apr 4, 2022 11:44
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It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world and I'm gonna Crank my hog
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Apr 4, 2022 11:50
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If I could start again, A million miles away, I would crank my hog. I would find a way.
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Apr 4, 2022 11:53
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and i would crank 500 hogs
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Apr 4, 2022 11:54
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crank the hog just crank that hog baby crank the hog fill that vahse baby crank the hog don't crank that hog lazy crank the ho-o-o-o-og
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Apr 4, 2022 11:56
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I crank my hog, my hog, come on (really crankin' hog) I crank my hog, my hog, you know it (really crankin' hog) I crank my hog, my hog, come on, you know (really crankin' hog) And the whole world has to know that right now I am cranking once again My hog
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Apr 4, 2022 12:02
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But baby, when my hog is cranked You know it's cranked And my heart is pounding It's pounding
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Apr 4, 2022 12:10
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I would crank 500 times And I would crank 500 more Just to be the man who cranked 1,000 times To fall down at your door
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Apr 4, 2022 12:10
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Happiness, is a cranked hog Bang bang, shoot shoot
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Apr 4, 2022 12:12
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Aren't all people like that We live and we crank But the hog's all the same And nobody's taking the blame
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Apr 4, 2022 12:13
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(To the tune of Prince - Pussy Control) Aaaaaaaaaaah, crankin' my hog, oh
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Apr 4, 2022 12:15
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Shiny happy people cranking hogs Shiny happy people cranking hogs Shiny happy people laughing ...cranking Everyone around, love them, crank them Put it in your hands, take it, take it There's no time to cry, happy, cranking Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines Gold and silver shine
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Apr 4, 2022 12:23
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Now everybody, Have you heard If you're in the game Then the crank's the word Don't take no rhythm, Don't take no style Gotta thirst for killin', Grab your hog uh
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Apr 4, 2022 12:28
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Hey now You're a crank star get your hog cranked go play Hey know You're a hog star get the crank on get paid And all that's cranking is hogs only cranking hogs break the mold
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Apr 4, 2022 12:32
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Crank that hog, doo doo doo doo doo doo Crank that hog, doo doo doo doo doo doo Crank that hog, doo doo doo doo doo doo Crank that hog!
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Apr 4, 2022 12:40
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The cranking of my hog Is gonna get me fired (fired up) The cranking of my hog Is what keeps me going (going on)
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Apr 4, 2022 12:40
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:It's the end of the world as we know it (Think I need to crank my hog!)
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Apr 4, 2022 12:42
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I crank my hog I crank my hog I crank my hog and I crank it now.
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Apr 4, 2022 12:54
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Took me a second 
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Apr 4, 2022 13:02
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Philippe posted:She responds with, "Where was Asterix and Obelix when this happened?" IDK but
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Apr 4, 2022 13:04
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Crank Hog Crank Hog Doesn't it feel good When a hog gets a crank?
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Apr 4, 2022 13:06
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Toaster Beef posted:SNL is definitely way more misses than hits, but every episode usually has something worth checking out. And Weekend Update is consistently pretty solid, with the best bits being Che and Jost giving each other jokes to tell sight-unseen a few times a year. Anything Beck Bennet and Kyle Mooney did on SNL was hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzGrzsYqH4
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Apr 4, 2022 13:08
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3D Megadoodoo posted:IDK but He got the shield there, too (well, slightly afterwards).
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Apr 4, 2022 13:29
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Apr 4, 2022 13:43
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https://youtu.be/Jlnt1FE9T6I SNL wishes it could be as funny as this
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Apr 4, 2022 13:47
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pseudorandom posted:This is why I practice sexual improv. You stick primarily to groups of 5-6 dudes, at least three of which are named Mike, all of which secretly believe they're the only ones with talent? Vvvv Does she threatened to leave you over it all the time?
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Apr 4, 2022 13:54
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What a coincidence, I was just
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Apr 4, 2022 13:54
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The penis is a thing of incredible wonder. https://twitter.com/Pizza_Suplex/status/973593074055172098?s=20
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Apr 4, 2022 14:03
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Scholtz posted:https://youtu.be/Jlnt1FE9T6I Great, now my brain is going to spend today pondering the line "let's get busy in a bog"
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Apr 4, 2022 14:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
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Apr 4, 2022 16:19
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We're not gonna crank it No, we're not gonna crank it Jk we're gonna crank it L O L
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Apr 4, 2022 17:11
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[Rhythmic wet slapping sounds while Jessica by The Allman Brothers plays in the background]
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Apr 4, 2022 17:28
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There's some hogs in this house There's some hogs in this house There's some hogs in this house There's some hogs in this house There's some hogs in this house There's some hogs in this house
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Apr 4, 2022 17:30
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I could I go crank my hog then Tug on my foreskin Tell me does life exist past jerkin? When I need to sate, I start to masturbate into oblivion Into oblivi-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yon Robviously has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Apr 4, 2022 |
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Apr 4, 2022 17:44
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You don't always have to crank it hard
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Apr 4, 2022 17:48
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It's re-post o'clock. Went looking through my may may folder and picked out a few that make me smile and/or chuckle sensibly:    
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Apr 4, 2022 17:51
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My albaster liquid so frantically spilled The perly fluid of life unleashed
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Apr 4, 2022 17:54
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Who cranked their hogs off? Woof, woof, woof woof! Who cranked their hogs off? Woof, woof, woof woof!
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Apr 4, 2022 17:55
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Guys, these are all super bad
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