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God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

the only thing I'm hoping for is that it;s possible to die

if anything other than the void is in store for me after I stop breathing I'm gonna be so pissed

e:

God Hole has issued a correction as of 03:28 on Apr 5, 2022

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Hubbert posted:

why do you hate affordable housing

not just affordable housing, affordable housing for old people. poor old people, like your grandma but with big sad eyes and sleeping on the street. why do you hate this kind lovable grandma???

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Stereotype posted:

not just affordable housing, affordable housing for old people. poor old people, like your grandma but with big sad eyes and sleeping on the street. why do you hate this kind lovable grandma???

man gently caress them old people

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.
I'm pretty sure the IPCC scientists have just given up and are filling their time with NetFlix and porn until a deadline looms, then browsing old cartoon collections for ideas:



The next report will be a re-write of the landmark paper "Get Me Off Your loving Mailing List" with search/replace "We're hosed."

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
The end of Ice writer is so cspam brained I love him so much



The End Of Ice posted:

“We’ve screwed ourselves,” he says. “We kicked the bucket. We have gone off the cliff. 93.4 percent of the global warming heat we’ve produced is in the oceans, and half of that went in since just 1997. That is unbelievable. If we’d only gotten hold of this when we knew about it in the ’80s we’d have less than half the problem we have now.” Wanless, who has been watching things go from bad to worse for so long, is taken aback by the business-as-usual mind-set of the general public. “We have to stop doing this,” he continues. “With population increasing, with industrialization ongoing, and with the sad exuberance about opening the Arctic as an opportunity to get more oil and gas, shouldn’t we be thinking, ‘Oh my God, what have we done?’” As grim and sobering as his statements are, they are a breath of fresh air.


Hearing the truth in a society steeped in various degrees of denial, I greet the bad news with relief. The irony is not lost on me.

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

doomer vibes from studio newsreader/reporter in this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rR1Ck6jfVo
cspam on the left, liberal on the right

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



refining my take on healthy leftist doomerism as a public facing ideology

internal acceptance: individual responsibility/action is a false hope originating from capitalist propaganda. things will get worse. have a drink and laugh about it. no delusions. no lying to yourself.

external acceptance (ideal activism against the status quo): tell people they are going to die. their families will die. their children will die. the causes will directly stem from climate change, most likely geopolitically. hysteria and unrest accepted as the rational collective action. an abandonment of picket signs, debates, marches, signatures, strongly worded letters, etc. a refusal of controlled inaction and comforting lies and an acceptance of the true situation

the leftist part: pointing the finger in the right direction

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Lampsacus posted:

cspam on the left, liberal on the right

And here I am,

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
I feel like we kind of lost the plot with respect to the whole doomer/non-doomer debate. Who cares if it's sad or discouraging to recognize the truth of what's happening to the planet? That doesn't diminish its accuracy. We're hyper-hosed and it's delusional to say otherwise. I don't care if some people think that's rude, it's undeniably correct.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

God Hole posted:

the only thing I'm hoping for is that it;s possible to die

if anything other than the void is in store for me after I stop breathing I'm gonna be so pissed

e:



fully agreed and the doggo looks like they agree as well

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

it's going to be so amazing when everyone is like 'oh yeah we are 100% doomed'

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

sure, human beings are notoriously bad at dealing with issues that get imperceptibly worse in the short term but have drastic long terms consequences and massive momentum. also they're bad at dealing with things that don't have an obvious cause/effect relationship which can be directly observed by individuals, and which have low probabilities of occurring for any given individual and only become significant in aggregate. and sure the globally dominant socio-economic system is geared towards exponential growth at all costs and maximizing externalities to offload costs, and will destroy any individual entity which doesn't operate in this way

and sure covid which operates on a far shorter timescale and has far more direct cause/relationship and can be observed directly by individuals and where mitigations measure have relatively minor economic cost in the short term was dealt in a way which was an abject failure by just about every conceivable metric

but we've got to be optimistic!

Are human beings bad at that necessarily, or is capitalism?

White Rock
Jul 14, 2007
Creativity flows in the bored and the angry!

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Are human beings bad at that necessarily, or is capitalism?


Both.

Capitalism cannot survive without growth, that's fundamental. However, current human terribleness is comes mostly from the ideology of the individualism, to the disregard to others. Liberals and the capital have cheerleaded this and now it's so ingrained that any sort of collective action that limits your "freedom" is tantamount to stalinist totalitarianism.


Humans are painfully optimistic, sure. But the level of propaganda being broadcast is loving gigantic, if you're not on some dead gay forum there is no loving indication how bad poo poo is, nor how big the problem is. It's an environmental (lol) issue, not a genetic one.

White Rock has issued a correction as of 17:08 on Apr 6, 2022

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

silicone thrills posted:

The end of Ice writer is so cspam brained I love him so much

It's amazing how half of CO2 emissions have occured during my lifetime. Maybe if I stockpile enough beans and get good with my SKS I can bump that up to the 90's before the raiders get me. That'd be cool.

Blackhawk
Nov 15, 2004

White Rock posted:

Both.

Capitalism cannot survive without growth, that's fundamental. However, current human terribleness is comes mostly from the ideology of the individualism, to the disregard to others. Liberals and the capital have cheerleaded this and now it's so ingrained that any sort of collective action that limits your "freedom" is tantamount to stalinist totalitarianism.


Humans are painfully optimistic, sure. But the level of propaganda being broadcast is loving gigantic, if you're not on some dead gay forum there is no loving indication how bad poo poo is, nor how big the problem is. It's not an environment (lol) issue, not a genetic one.

But surely you have to place most/all of the blame for the cult of the individual at the feet of capitalism too? Capital wants us all atomised so that we can be more easily manipulated into little consumption piggies to toil, fatten and bleed.

Not saying that people sans capitalism would be great for the planet, capitalism isn't that old of a concept while increasing resource consumption has been around for a while, but goddamn is sure is a cinderblock on the accelerator!

Edit: Towards the optimistic propaganda point, the spin on the most recent climate report conclusions on the local TV media was "things are bad but can be fixed, here are the things that YOU as an individual can do to fix it!" Just complete nonsense, the majority of people won't really even understand what's happened as they drown in boiling sea water. My unsurprising prediction is that people in 1st world countries, particularly the moderately well-off and above, can be insulated from most negative climate effects for a lot longer than you'd think. Sure everything is going to keep getting worse, but I'd wager most of the people on this forum will be able to afford to keep living, probably not the case for a lot of people in the global south though.

Blackhawk has issued a correction as of 11:06 on Apr 5, 2022

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Homocow posted:

liberals loving love toxic positivity

you doomers are the real problem!

This is something that's really getting to me as I try to deal with my own sense of grief and loss.

You're not allowed to mourn the things we've lost and the things we're going to lose because that is Not Helpful and you must always work harder to solve the problem! Raise awareness! Take action! Expressing grief makes you part of the problem, not the solution! Rage is not productive!

It's hard enough getting up every day and going to work in such a devastating present while facing an even more dire future. At least let me mourn the dying coral reefs and the birds I can no longer find and yet another area of protected habitat illegally cut down by developers who cost the fine into their operations.

The very least we could do in the face of all the life we're destroying is have an honest emotion over it.

Enfys has issued a correction as of 11:22 on Apr 5, 2022

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
What if trees, but we gently caress with them first?

A Bold Idea to Stall the Climate Crisis—by Building Better Trees
Changing the genetic makeup of trees could supercharge their ability to suck up carbon dioxide. But are forests of frankentrees really a good idea?

Blackhawk
Nov 15, 2004

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

What if trees, but we gently caress with them first?

A Bold Idea to Stall the Climate Crisis—by Building Better Trees
Changing the genetic makeup of trees could supercharge their ability to suck up carbon dioxide. But are forests of frankentrees really a good idea?

Oh wow yeah I bet this time technology will for sure solve the problem and not just be used as an excuse to keep doing the same bad poo poo for longer.

Even as an engineer I've come to realise that this problem is fundamentally social/ideological and there's nothing that can be done about it without the complete upheaval of our global society, which clearly isn't going to just happen (and even if it did, whoops all fascism now).

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica

God Hole posted:

the only thing I'm hoping for is that it;s possible to die

if anything other than the void is in store for me after I stop breathing I'm gonna be so pissed

e:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdjKXlEEeR0

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Enfys posted:

This is something that's really getting to me as I try to deal with my own sense of grief and loss.

You're not allowed to mourn the things we've lost and the things we're going to lose because that is Not Helpful and you must always work harder to solve the problem! Raise awareness! Take action! Expressing grief makes you part of the problem, not the solution! Rage is not productive!

It's hard enough getting up every day and going to work in such a devastating present while facing an even more dire future. At least let me mourn the dying coral reefs and the birds I can no longer find and yet another area of protected habitat illegally cut down by developers who cost the fine into their operations.

The very least we could do in the face of all the life we're destroying is have an honest emotion over it.

This resonates

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Wakko posted:

nobody can tell how much warming we've already locked in as long as we press our eyes closed as hard as we can and shout nananananana when anyone tries to read the most fundamental analysis like i.e.

"the last time the atmospheric CO₂ amounts were this high was more than 3 million years ago, when temperature was 2°–3°C (3.6°–5.4°F) higher than during the pre-industrial era, and sea level was 15–25 meters (50–80 feet) higher than today."
well sure but how many people were optimistic about it back then

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

sure, human beings are notoriously bad at dealing with issues that get imperceptibly worse in the short term but have drastic long terms consequences and massive momentum. also they're bad at dealing with things that don't have an obvious cause/effect relationship which can be directly observed by individuals, and which have low probabilities of occurring for any given individual and only become significant in aggregate. and sure the globally dominant socio-economic system is geared towards exponential growth at all costs and maximizing externalities to offload costs, and will destroy any individual entity which doesn't operate in this way

and sure covid which operates on a far shorter timescale and has far more direct cause/relationship and can be observed directly by individuals and where mitigations measure have relatively minor economic cost in the short term was dealt in a way which was an abject failure by just about every conceivable metric

but we've got to be optimistic!

all these "humans are just too stupid" biotruth variations have one basic problem: humans understood what they were doing would have dire consequences all along and used that knowledge to cover them up, much like humans understand what is happening now and use that knowledge to cover it up. understanding is not the issue. it was never the issue.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Lampsacus posted:

doomer vibes from studio newsreader/reporter in this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rR1Ck6jfVo
cspam on the left, liberal on the right
increasingly forced and nervous laughter through gritted teeth is no substitute for a hearty lmao

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
All of this "we have to get off fossil fuels" talk is nonsense without the second part which is "you won't enjoy as many treats in a life not subsidized by millions of years of accumulated solar energy" but that 2nd part must never, ever be spoken for some reason

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
You won't enjoy as many life in a world not subsidized by cheap energy

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

CGI Stardust posted:

increasingly forced and nervous laughter through gritted teeth is no substitute for a hearty lmao

Did this guy say that the number 2 source of carbon emissions is natural disasters? That's a huge lmao if true!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Sadbrained 19th/20th century existentialists have nothing on climate doom mindset

"Boo hoo God is not real and social alienation is possible"

Lol

We knowingly mortally wounded the earth and we're laughing at it while it dies in front of us begging for mercy

Stare into the void and the void is loving lmao

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

it rules.

Wakko posted:

humanity stands at the cusp of realizing its grand destiny. tens of thousands of years of consumption have brought us here, and you whine? imagine a tuberculosis bacterium mewling like this as the host's lungs start to fill with fluid. generations have stood on the shoulders of one another, all working together to bring us here. its is only now, at the great dying, that we realize true meaning.

MuffinsAndPie
May 20, 2015

TehSaurus posted:

Did this guy say that the number 2 source of carbon emissions is natural disasters? That's a huge lmao if true!

I haven't watched it yet, but I'm guessing it's from wild fires and the thawing of permafrost/loss of plant life?

edit:I should properly read things in the future

MuffinsAndPie has issued a correction as of 01:34 on Apr 6, 2022

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Egg Moron posted:

Sadbrained 19th/20th century existentialists have nothing on climate doom mindset

"Boo hoo God is not real and social alienation is possible"

Lol

We knowingly mortally wounded the earth and we're laughing at it while it dies in front of us begging for mercy

Stare into the void and the void is loving lmao

you're really underselling schopenhauer's rhetoric here

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE
Love my approaching oblivion

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Wakko posted:

humanity stands at the cusp of realizing its grand destiny. tens of thousands of years of consumption have brought us here, and you whine? imagine a tuberculosis bacterium mewling like this as the host's lungs start to fill with fluid. generations have stood on the shoulders of one another, all working together to bring us here. its is only now, at the great dying, that we realize true meaning.

:yeshaha:

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

What if trees, but we gently caress with them first?

A Bold Idea to Stall the Climate Crisis—by Building Better Trees
Changing the genetic makeup of trees could supercharge their ability to suck up carbon dioxide. But are forests of frankentrees really a good idea?

Just wait until we need genetically modified woodpeckers to fight the scourge of these trees

Then we get the robotic eagles to fight the woodpeckers

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Rectal Death Adept posted:

Just wait until we need genetically modified woodpeckers to fight the scourge of these trees

Then we get the robotic eagles to fight the woodpeckers

there was an old planet that swallowed a fly....

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Egg Moron posted:

Sadbrained 19th/20th century existentialists have nothing on climate doom mindset

"Boo hoo God is not real and social alienation is possible"

Lol

We knowingly mortally wounded the earth and we're laughing at it while it dies in front of us begging for mercy

Stare into the void and the void is loving lmao

Turns out God was real and we killed her lmao

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
:actually:

Andreas Malm, How To Blow Up A Pipeline posted:

[...]

The alpha and omega of the science of the cumulative character of climate change run contrary to the axioms of fatalism. Every gigaton matters, every single plant and terminal and pipeline and SUV and superyacht makes a difference to the aggregate damage done, and this is just as true above 400 ppm and 1°C as it is below. It won’t lose its truth at 500 ppm or 2°C or higher still. The totality of global heating will always be a function of the totality of emissions – less of the latter, less of the former. Positive feedback mechanisms do not cancel out this function, only beef it up. Wallace-Wells has the science behind him when he writes: ‘The fight is, definitely, not yet lost – in fact will never be lost, so long as we avoid extinction, because however warm the planet gets, it will always be the case that the decade that follows could contain more suffering or less.’ If fatalists think that mitigation is meaningful only at a time when damage is yet to be done, they have misunderstood the basics of both climate science and movement.

[...]

No one knows exactly how this crisis will end. No scientist, no activist, no novelist, no modeller or soothsayer knows it, because too many variables of human action determine the outcome. If collectives throw themselves against the switches with sufficient force, there will be no more flipping towards peak torture; the pain might be ameliorated. Within these parameters, one acts or one does not. Like each grain of sand in the pile, an individual joining the counter-collective could boost its capacity on the margin, and the counter-collective could get the better of the enemy. No more is required to maintain a minimum of hope: success is neither certain nor probable, but possible. ‘The context for hope is radical uncertainty’, writes McKinnon; ‘anything could happen, and whether we act or not has everything to do with it’, Rebecca Solnit. ‘Hope is not a door, but a sense that there might be a door somewhere.’ Or, more poignantly still, ‘hope is an axe you break down doors with in an emergency’.

People wielding that axe have always been told that we’re hosed, we’re doomed, we should just try to scrape by, nothing will ever change for the better; from the slave barracks to the Judenräte and onwards, every revolt has been discouraged by the elders of defeatism. But what of the revolts that actually failed? Did they not validate the naysayers? What was the point of Nat Turner or the Warsaw ghetto uprising? Fatalism of the present holds defeated struggles of the past in contempt, and so does strategic pacifism: if someone raised a weapon and lost, it was because she raised that weapon. She shouldn’t have.

Chenoweth and Stephan chide the Palestinians for using rocks and petrol bombs in the first intifada; had they only managed to stay peaceful – had the leadership been able to ‘convince youths to stop throwing rocks’ – they would have won the West Bank and the Gaza Strip. Such arrogance may be bred from within the ivory and concrete towers of the empire.

[...]

In the less eschatological conjuncture we still live in, we would be better served by honouring past struggles – including those defeated – than sneering at them, because it would prime us for staying on their path. Defeat also has a pedagogical function, including for the climate movement: without COP15 and the disappointments of early Obama, there might have been no turn towards mass action. Climate fatalism is for the jaded and the deflated; it is a ‘bourgeois luxury’, in the plain language of one Swedish critic.

In a memorable section of We’re Doomed, Scranton enjoys a conversation with Timothy Morton, another acclaimed writer and compulsive luxury emitter. Morton illuminates for Scranton how the climate catastrophe is an epiphany of ‘OMG, I am the destruction. I’m part of it and I’m in it and I’m on it. It’s an aesthetic experience, I’m inside it, I’m involved, I’m implicated.’ The trick is to find enjoyment in this moment. ‘I think that’s how we get to smile, eventually, by fully inhabiting catastrophe space, in the same way that eventually a nightmare can become so horrible that you start laughing.’

You won’t hear anything like this in Dominica. You won’t hear poor people who today actually are at risk of dying in the catastrophe – in the Philippines, in Mozambique, in Peru – say, ‘I am the destruction. It’s an aesthetic experience. I may as well laugh at it.’ Where climate death is a reality, not philosophical chic, programmatic fatalism of the Scranton–Franzen school has zero traction (religious fatalism is another matter). Nor can the guilt that animates it be found on the vulnerable peripheries. Nor can the trust in self-reliant adaptation.

Climate fatalism is for those on top; its sole contribution is spoilage. The most religiously Gandhian climate activist, the most starry-eyed renewable energy entrepreneur, the most self-righteous believer in veganism as panacea, the most compromise-prone parliamentarian is infinitely preferable to the white man [see: rich person] of the North who says, ‘We’re doomed – fall in peace.’ Within the range of positions this side of climate denial, none is more despicable.

[...]

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
That's pretty rich coming from a guy whose book on blowing up pipelines doesn't include a single chapter on calculating hydrocarbon flashpoints, how compressor stations work, how to find buried pipelines using satellite images to find scars in the landscape, or literally anything useful at all.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016


for three years from 2017 to 2020 i was a peace corps volunteer in Ukraine. the small village i lived in is now a smoking crater, my students' and friends' and loved ones' lives have been completely destroyed as they flee senseless violence caused in part by my government, and I get to watch as my countrymen who before February knew absolutely nothing about Ukraine or even where it was on a map, describe the people i loved alternatively as Nazis or ethnic Russians depending on their preexisting core beliefs. people who just lived their lives and sold strawberries at the bazaar with their grandmother and knew that they were never going to be able to afford a better lot in life but regardless did what they could to hold onto happiness and love. that's all gone now, and all of their sufferings have only served to entrench ideological poles over here rather than shift them in a positive direction.

modest efforts to leverage my esoteric knowledge on covid and climate change to inform those around me and inoculate them to the looming horrors on the horizon have only served to isolate me socially and alienate the few friends i had left. i turned 30 years old this year, and with that benchmark has come the realization that everything i have ever done has been rendered meaningless by machinery outside of my ability to fully conceive of or influence. i laugh because it hurts not to, and i do not consider it a luxury.

but regardless yeah, gently caress fatalism. the only dignity left in life lies in continual struggle and one must imagine sisyphus etc etc

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
One must imagine Sisyphus picking up the rock and hurling it down on the heads of the fools at the bottom of the hill

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IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Yeah I'm into climate change fatalism. Fatally wounding [REDACTED]

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