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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Shinjobi posted:

What in the hell has happened in the past month

Ukraine is entergaging Russian troops.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Shinjobi posted:

What in the hell has happened in the past month

Entergagment baby!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish nathenfield would cleans THIS bitch

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Desert Bus posted:

Ukraine is entergaging Russian troops.

Explains the difficulties Russia's been having

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

A late night radio show of 'Nathfield' just monologuing really long compound words in German for an hour.

Werner Herzog could make this work.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Werner Herzog could make this work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdH3WHBd5-s

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

dokmo posted:

did we ever get an explanation of what the gently caress armpit food was?
https://www.linumcare.com/

quote:

PRE-ORDER: Linum Clean Deodorant - Original
13.99

*DELIVERY NOTICE: Limited very 1st production supply. Order now to be on waiting list for April/May 2022 delivery.

Deodorant + Cleansing Lotion (75mg)
Organic Flaxseeds. Kaolin Clay. Coconut Oil.Beeswax


2 functions

Deodorant


Linum natural deodorant, free of parabens, aluminum, and benzene, is made of Koalin clay minerals, natural beeswax, coconut oil and organic flax seeds oil, known for its antioxidants and omega-3 fatty acids making your skin smoother and help in skin tightening. Protects against sweat stress and odor.

Cleansing

The earthy cleansing clay minerals lotion packed with vitamins keeps your armpits nourished, hydrated, and moisturized for up to 72 hours preventing dry skin. Don't worry, your skin will absorb the lotion as nutrients. For men, your armpits hair will be nourished also.

Member of 1% for the planet supporting environmental organizations globally

Freedom:


parabens free

aluminium free

benzene free

Extra:


non-gmo

no preservatives

natural

Recyclable

Not Tested on Animals

high Omega-3

high anti-oxidants

Directions:

Apply gently once or twice under your armpits.

Your skin will absorb the white lotion for nutrients in few hours.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I don't know enough chemistry to go any further than this but kaolin does contain aluminum oxide

I know this is like insisting that Bugs Bunny can't inflate a balloon and float away by holding it, because there's so much else that should really be addressed before that, but

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Food for your gross lips!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

GarfieldEats: Member of 1% for the planet supporting environmental organizations globally

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
who in the gently caress thought that garfuccino sounds like a thing a person would want to eat or drink?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

sporkstand posted:

who in the gently caress thought that garfuccino sounds like a thing a person would want to eat or drink?

Nathfield.

Nathfield did.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
When the ad copy says "Don't worry" and up until then you hadn't been

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Judging by Nathen's shifting yet nourished hair patches, he's not only been causing Hairobiolysis all over his body with Lithium Cream Deodorant, but there's also evidence around his mouth pinning him as the main cause of the dwindling armpit food stocks even before it's shipped.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
but nathfield, there's very little meat in these gym mats

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think I’m honestly just gonna wait until Garfield Shits comes out. :shrug:

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think I’m honestly just gonna wait until Garfield Shits comes out. :shrug:

Normally that would be about 8-12 hours after GarfieldEATS, but considering the food that’s been offered so far, it might happen a lot sooner than that.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think I’m honestly just gonna wait until Garfield Shits comes out. :shrug:

A bold new idea! Exitgagement!

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Excregagement was right there for the taking

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
This is why I'll never be the world's youngest garfield franchisee or own my own pile of frozen lasagna boxes restaurant.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Have we heard any more from Nathfield or was that his idea of an April Fool's gag despite it being indistinguishable from his other ideas?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Have we heard any more from Nathfield or was that his idea of an April Fool's gag despite it being indistinguishable from his other ideas?

The Nathfield account was 100% not him

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

sporkstand posted:

who in the gently caress thought that garfuccino sounds like a thing a person would want to eat or drink?

the thought of consuming garfield, of making garfield a living part of you forever, is a supremely intoxicating concept for uh... well, at least one person.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Heath posted:

The Nathfield account was 100% not him

So it was 0% him? :spergin:

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Benzene free deodorant.

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think I’m honestly just gonna wait until Garfield Shits comes out. :shrug:

Litter trays for humans, the new environmentally friendly way to poo poo. When you're done, just have your Bangladeshi slave clean it up for you.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

To the tune of the Mortal Kombat them:

ENTERGAGEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!

Garft! Garf!
Garft! Garf! Garft! Garf! Garf!

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

goodog posted:

Litter trays for humans, the new environmentally friendly way to poo poo. When you're done, just have your Bangladeshi slave clean it up for you. turn it into a tissue box

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Call an exorcist, Feline Mind Meld has absorbed too much entergagement!

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Garfielf

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Garfield of Dreams

if you try-up it, they will entergage

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Liturgical Garf

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nathfield is comin' for you!

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
This guy, nathfield. You ain't seen a guy like him before. He takes a hit, Garfield eats, gets back up, starts Scooby doo eats. Gets hit, gets back up. And just when you think he's out of the game, he gets back up. And now? Farm to plate - he's coming for you

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garfellas

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nothing is ever his fault.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
bend the knee to the Garfield King

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Escape From Noise posted:

Nothing is ever his fault.


weird, I always thought the people at the top of the licensing business were the ones selling the licenses

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

STABASS posted:

weird, I always thought the people at the top of the licensing business were the ones selling the licenses

How quickly you forget Egeez.

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