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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1511499119776387077 Praise be orb
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I think I'm going to make some vegetarian Korean glass noodles, but I'm going to put some spicy pepper in there because let 'em all go to hell not a lot e: also tomorrow
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hey you know here's a goofy dad emfive food tip: if you're sick of "crushed peppers" being 50% seeds, which are not digestible and get stuck in your teeth and really contribute nothing, seek out Korean red pepper flakes, because they have no seeds. They're not super spicy, but they're spicy enough.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:isn't a Catholic anarchist just a Lutheran 
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emfive posted:stuff is so loving stupid 
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i think im going to make a Tomato Mayonnaise Sand Wich this is a fantastic idea, god speed Harissa is a good thing to have around for upping the mayo factor, or Sriracha
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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/parker_trevin/status/1511467265778139142?s=20&t=AU8hVKzh5ae3zl1XHpYTzQ it's fun to consider that (1) the previous judge jackson who cotton is referring to wrote the rules for the nuremberg trials that included the nazis having defense attorneys to legitimize the proceedings, and (2) cotton is absolutely aware of that fact and doesn't give a poo poo because anything that enables full fascism is ok by him
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tacodaemon posted:it's fun to consider that (1) the previous judge jackson who cotton is referring to wrote the rules for the nuremberg trials that included the nazis having defense attorneys to legitimize the proceedings, and (2) cotton is absolutely aware of that fact and doesn't give a poo poo because anything that enables full fascism is ok by him His brain is made of birthday cake, that’s why he lacks charisma and intelligence.
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emfive posted:oh to have been a senior producer who could have made the message say "Seek help" Why would you do this when the message could simply have been "tubmp"
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lol nobody but me probably remembers the old 70s Lowenbrau commercials with the song, "Here's to good friends, tonight is kind-of special" Some dudes would be at a lake or in an a-bomb shelter or whatever, getting together for an evening with the boys, and one of them would bring a single 6-pack of beer, and that was like the best thing, they were so happy
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A Gin Palace posted:Why would you do this when the message could simply have been "tubmp" or the URL for Truth Social
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emfive posted:lol nobody but me probably remembers the old 70s Lowenbrau commercials with the song, "Here's to good friends, tonight is kind-of special"
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Apraxin posted:hnnnngggggggghhhhh 
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A Gin Palace posted:Ok but at this moment I would very much like that this was the lovely Lowenbrau brewed under a license to use the label by some US brewer, it was, let us say, inadequate
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1511499119776387077 No no, please, call me GORBUS. MR. ORBMAN is my father.
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