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 Whether it's stealing cars, loading guns, or kidnapping, these guys are enjoying every minute.
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Good, stuff him into the car that has no serial numbers and got repainted, drive it into the river. AFTER YOU loving SHOOT HIM OK??
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Jerusalem posted:Spidey-Sense: You know what, gently caress this. I'm going fishing Spidey-Sense: You should just gently caress off and go home.
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I expect after this arc the used car salesman will lose some weight, grab his son, start doing pyramid schemes, and found a snake themed terrorist organization.
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So the artist thought the trunk was a dumpster right?
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Twelve by Pies posted:Peter Parker is Casual Racism Man. Sounds like a perfect time for the return of -- 
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Prowler: I don't know why people get the wrong idea about me just because I lurk in their offices wearing a costume and then lunge at them while growling menacingly, threw a guy out a window, and my internal monologue are all threats directed towards a super-hero!
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Whew! I'm so glad Spider-Man saved that guy so I'm not a murderer. Next time we meet, Spider-Man will pay!  Everything's going according to plan. I assume.
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Murdstone posted:Whew! I'm so glad Spider-Man saved that guy so I'm not a murderer. It's missing a little thought cloud from Peter thinking "I am!"
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JUST SHOOT HIM, YOU'RE INSIDE A CLOSED WORKSHOP IN NYC. YOU ALREADY PROVED YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT COPS BY TRYING TO MUG HIM IN FRONT OF ONE AND THEN GINGERLY WALKING AWAY AAAA still not as bad as the carpet thing because that was under Kingpin and towards spider-man, vs these goons just wanting to get rid of peter parker
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MorningMoon posted:JUST SHOOT HIM, YOU'RE INSIDE A CLOSED WORKSHOP IN NYC. YOU ALREADY PROVED YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT COPS BY TRYING TO MUG HIM IN FRONT OF ONE AND THEN GINGERLY WALKING AWAY AAAA 
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Murdstone posted:
This storyline is amazing. It's not quite peak NSM--it can't compete with GRONK or space son or Uncle Moley--but it's right behind them.
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I wish I could ask the writers what the hell Peter's plan was supposed to be, and why he couldn't do it as Spider-Man.
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I'll have you know Peter has never passed a test in his life!
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Haifisch posted:
Easily top 5 horrific half spiderman faces
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Murdstone posted:
As the car with Peter tied up in it sinks into the river, he wonders if he could have come up with a better plan
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Is his spider-sense...an erection? You'd think he'd wear something other than spandex if that was the case. Qwertycoatl posted:As the car with Peter tied up in it sinks into the river, he wonders if he could have come up with a better plan "I can't break out of this trunk because the fish might know I'm Spider-Man!"
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Murdstone posted:I bet he changes into costume in the trunk. He left it at home. "Okay, fine, dump me off the pier, but can you have the car roll through my apartment on the way to the water?"
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Is his spider-sense...an erection? You'd think he'd wear something other than spandex if that was the case. Actually it's kind of funny because in the MCU Spider-Man films his spider sense is called the "Peter tingle." Bruceski posted:He left it at home. I thought this too but he actually didn't! He's definitely wearing it under his clothes. Although seeing that made me see this post again: MorningMoon posted:On the other hand, if Peter's plan is to go into their base claiming to need repair for a FOURTH CAR then i'll die happy. RIP MorningMoon, died of happiness. Twelve by Pies fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 6, 2022 |
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ConfusedUs posted:This storyline is amazing. It's not quite peak NSM--it can't compete with GRONK or space son or Uncle Moley--but it's right behind them. Seriously, I've never read this storyline before and it's absolutely phenomenal. Peter's increasingly stupid plans are amazing.
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Murdstone posted:
But then the thief’s would know he’s strong guy!
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Isn't that the car that was originally stolen from May Jane? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845273&userid=79973&perpage=40&pagenumber=33#post521432953
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maltesh posted:Isn't that the car that was originally stolen from May Jane? Nope. It was only pink on Sunday.
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Ikasuhito posted:Nope. It was only pink on Sunday. Fool! Don't you know the car thieves paint their stolen vehicles?? And that the Sunday colorist is always at war with the week colorist and that's the reason the car reverted colors?? When you know those facts. everything lines up and makes sense. So, you see, the plan was always for Pete to get back in his car. And that's done, mission accomplished! I dare any of you to say NSM has no good plans! Or object permanence!  knows what's what.
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The Prowler's wall-crawling ability seems to be based on some kind of really sharp gloves that he can dig into concrete with, I'm curious what he does when he runs into a modern building where there's a huge bank of windows running across the entire floor.
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  "Oh, don't worry, people trying to kill me, I just stumbled! I am definitely not Spiderman! Just someone who stumbles easily!"
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Haifisch posted:"Just someone who stumbles easily!" Fan-Hua: ...so.... Spider-Man?
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