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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
silly apes, thought of infinite gush and died

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DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

RandolphCarter posted:

it should be damnit

The Protagonist posted:

silly apes, thought of infinite gushgash and died

Ftfy

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Yeah FWIW centralizing servers doesn't just make for better energy options, the more square footage a giant computer warehouse has, the easier it is to slap giant solar cells to the top and defray energy costs even futher, which basically every megadatacenter has. The problem is that everyone is using too loving much compute. However, mega data centers also allow companies to negotiate for cheaper energy (as does the availability of renewable options), and the relative cost of electricity to engineer hours is at the root of the problem: if you're paying a coder $350,000 per year, each hour of their time costs the same as 1.2MWh. The profit motive is insufficient to the task of incentivizing efficient energy usage in software. I have worked on a backend service that received a few dozen requests per week, but was provisioned with 6 boxes, each with a few dozen cores and a cluster-wide total of multiple terrabytes of RAM. When I suggested cutting the size, I was given a chart showing the cost of an hour of engineering time compared to the cost of these service boxes and basically asked "how long will it take you to change the configs, test, and deploy"? The dollars on the left were more than the dollars on the right, so the 3TB of RAM stayed.

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!
loving hell.

Your daily "gently caress I can't believe this isn't Shadowrun" moment:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/06/business/india-spinal-muscular-atrophy.html
(or https://archive.ph/Y4oPP)

quote:

With a $2.1 Million Cure Their Only Hope, Parents Plead for Help Online

India makes many of the world’s drugs, but treatments for rare diseases like spinal muscular atrophy are imported and prohibitively costly. In desperation, parents are raising funds on social media.
April 6, 2022


ELURU, India — When her baby started struggling to breathe, Stella Praveen had a terrible feeling that something was gravely wrong with her 14-month-old daughter, Ellen.

She ran barefoot to a nearby clinic, but the doctors there said the child needed to see a specialist right away. Without an ambulance, she jumped on the back of a motorcycle and rode 35 miles to a children’s hospital in another town, where Ellen remained in intensive care for 12 days.

Two weeks later, Ms. Praveen learned that her daughter, who had never been able to lift her neck nor roll over, was suffering from spinal muscular atrophy, a rare condition often fatal by age 2.

“We had not even heard of this disease,” Ms. Praveen said as tears rolled down her face. “She was misdiagnosed many times.”

The Praveen family was momentarily heartened when it learned that a promising gene therapy treatment was available, but was quickly crestfallen when it heard the cost: $2.1 million.

In India, and in many of the world’s poorer countries, the pharmaceutical industry’s latest advances for rare diseases are often agonizingly out of reach, impossible for almost all but the wealthiest families to afford and not covered by health insurance.

In desperation — and encouraged by the occasional success story — families are turning to social media to raise funds.

Every morning, Ellen’s father, Rayapudi Praveen, sends hundreds of emails on five crowdfunding websites like ImpactGuru and GoFundMe, asking people to contribute money to save his daughter’s life.

“Dear Sir, my daughter Ellen is suffering,” every email begins. “Can you help us?”

With only four months left before Ellen turns 2, time is running out — and the family is still far from its goal.



This tidbit takes the whole thing from merely really hosed up to literal dystopia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onasemnogene_abeparvovec

quote:

In December 2019, Novartis announced that it would donate 100 doses of onasemnogene abeparvovec per year to children outside the US through a global lottery. The decision, which has been claimed by Novartis to be based on a recommendation by unnamed bioethicists,[39] was received with much criticism by the European Commission,[40] some European healthcare regulators[41] and patient groups (e.g., SMA Europe or the UK's TreatSMA) who see it as emotionally burdening, suboptimal, and ethically questionable.[42] Novartis did not consult with families or doctors before announcing the scheme.[43][44] Alan Regenberg, a bioethicist at Johns Hopkins Berman Institute of Bioethics, said that the scheme was perhaps the best available since it may be impossible to reliably establish prognosis for children under two years of age.[39]

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

quote:

Alan Regenberg, a bioethicist at Johns Hopkins Berman Institute of Bioethics, said that the scheme was perhaps the best available since it may be impossible to reliably establish prognosis for children under two years of age.

would rather let children die than accidentally waste some profit

the greatest system on earth

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Boat Stuck posted:

loving hell.

Your daily "gently caress I can't believe this isn't Shadowrun" moment:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/06/business/india-spinal-muscular-atrophy.html
(or https://archive.ph/Y4oPP)

This tidbit takes the whole thing from merely really hosed up to literal dystopia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onasemnogene_abeparvovec

Hmmmm I wonder who the unnamed bioethicist was. Very difficult mystery to figure out here.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Magic Johnson is trying to sell New Orleans on literally the evil plan of the villains in Watch Dogs 2

https://twitter.com/skooks/status/1511901585810632711

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Rutibex posted:

those are porn servers. you think its free to have a million of TB of every from of perversion imaginable indexed and ready?

I can’t think of a better use of big servers.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

wow this is truly inspiring and definitely not the first act in a tragedy about capitalis

https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/16/22937198/bionic-eye-company-defunct-ieee-spectrum-go-read-this

quote:

More than 350 blind people around the world have implants in their eyes made by the company Second Sight Medical Products, which could help partially restore aspects of sight. But the company abandoned the technology a few years ago when it was teetering on the verge of bankruptcy, according to a new investigation from IEEE Spectrum. Now, if something goes wrong with the implants, users are left stranded.
oh

Basically everything about medical care under capitalism is an utter nightmare and there's no market for a product that lets someone hammer out one character per minute while contributing exactly zero to jeff bezos 14th yacht fund, so find that last flicker of hope and hold a pillow over it until it stops struggling because it WILL betray you if you don't.

Harik has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Apr 7, 2022

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
that's why i installed gentoo on my eyebalsl anasinhf ropbot hakjds

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


PostNouveau posted:

Hmmmm I wonder who the unnamed bioethicist was. Very difficult mystery to figure out here.
The linked Reuters article explicitly says he wasn't on the panel, but it's up to you to decide whether to believe that.

GWBBQ has issued a correction as of 20:13 on Apr 7, 2022

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

tokin opposition posted:

that's why i installed gentoo on my eyebalsl anasinhf ropbot hakjds

i did this too and now every time I roll them it does —funroll-loops

Arivia has issued a correction as of 06:41 on Apr 7, 2022

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
https://twitter.com/yourolly/status/1511313444871487495

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

at least it’s the founders and not some support worker

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Subjunctive posted:

at least it’s the founders and not some support worker

I'm sure its honest.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sabba, because this popup was his idea.

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
you would fire the ethnic (greek) founder
smh

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Honest Thief posted:

you would fire the ethnic (greek) founder
smh

he is a marketer and thus deserving of scorn and hate

Cheap Trick
Jan 4, 2007

https://twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/1511648579777187841

global tetrahedron
Jun 24, 2009

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
lock it up

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Pffft, Carl knows it's all head games.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

“now”

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

I understand the outrage, but I do think the tone is different when it’s the co-founders (and thus presumably the owners) as the butt of the joke. It would be absolutely horrifying if those were just two random employees.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
mashing the both button as hard as I can

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

I don't know where else to put this cursed, cursed knowledge; just one more thing I wish I didn't know existed

quote:

Creator of the Universe
The Space Force Hymn

Cre-a-tor of the u-ni-verse, watch o'er the
men who fly, through the great spac-es of the
sky, and realms be-yond the earth.

A - men.

O God who rules the heart and mind, and takes a-
way all fear; O God who saves with ten-der
might and calms the wind, draw near.

A - men.

Thy pre-sence, felt with bound-less love, wher-ev-er
they may go; Thy Spir-it, gen-tle as a
dove, be Thou the God they know.

A - men.

E-ter-nal Fa-ther, strong to save, in prayer be-
fore Thy light; in sol-i-tude of sov-'reign
grace, grant cour-age for the flight.

A - men.

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

https://twitter.com/schizorambling/status/1511820165654134787
ring a ding ding ding

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Tempora Mutantur posted:

I don't know where else to put this cursed, cursed knowledge; just one more thing I wish I didn't know existed

I like it, we need more space shanties

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Nightmare poo poo, what the gently caress

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Tempora Mutantur posted:

I don't know where else to put this cursed, cursed knowledge; just one more thing I wish I didn't know existed

pffft

look at the merchant marine’s song:

Give us the oil, give us the gas
Give us the shells, give us the guns.
We'll be the ones to see them thru.
Give us the tanks, give us the planes.
Give us the parts, give us a ship.
Give us a hip hoo-ray!
And we'll be on our way.

Heave Ho! My Lads, Heave Ho!
It's a long, long way to go.
It's a long, long pull with our hatches full,
Braving the wind, braving the sea,
Fighting the treacherous foe;
Heave Ho! My lads, Heave Ho!
Let the sea roll high or low,
We can cross any ocean, sail any river.
Give us the goods and we'll deliver,
drat the submarine!
We're the men of the Merchant Marine!

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
not a single reference to rum. a disgrace

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bar Ran Dun posted:

pffft

look at the merchant marine’s song:

Give us the oil, give us the gas
Give us the shells, give us the guns.
We'll be the ones to see them thru.
Give us the tanks, give us the planes.
Give us the parts, give us a ship.
Give us a hip hoo-ray!
And we'll be on our way.

Heave Ho! My Lads, Heave Ho!
It's a long, long way to go.
It's a long, long pull with our hatches full,
Braving the wind, braving the sea,
Fighting the treacherous foe;
Heave Ho! My lads, Heave Ho!
Let the sea roll high or low,
We can cross any ocean, sail any river.
Give us the goods and we'll deliver,
drat the submarine!
We're the men of the Merchant Marine!

I know the meter doesn't work at all after the first two lines but I still couldn't get this out of my head as I was reading it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

PostNouveau posted:

Nightmare poo poo, what the gently caress

We've been eating cosmetic probes for this one in the cursed images thread for days now

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Video of a soldier being chased by a drone
https://twitter.com/PopularFront_/status/1512169226399887363

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It really is a knockoff Persian Gulf War.

https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/pioneer-rq-2a-uav/nasm_A20000794000

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/1512031189871210498

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


this played out with artillery spotter planes in WWII a lot. Germans learned not to shoot at the liaison planes so generals used them to fly around the front lines.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"it's cool they're still good"

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
what's your legal age If your born from a 40 year old frozen embryo

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Rutibex posted:

what's your legal age If your born from a 40 year old frozen embryo

who wants to know?

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