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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Leto has his own Little St James and that still didn't sink him

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

Khal Drogo and Danerys Targaryen was the only healthy relationship on that entire show

You wanna bet on which stallion will mount the world? Money Plane

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sagebrush posted:

Khal Drogo and Danerys Targaryen was the only healthy relationship on that entire show

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Patreon says MOONFALL HitB coming soon :)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Endless Trash posted:

Patreon says MOONFALL HitB coming soon :)

good im glad of it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I saw that this week. It was very bad but also fun at times???? It could have been edited into a decent film.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Endless Trash posted:

Patreon says MOONFALL HitB coming soon :)
Hell yeah. That movie was real stupid!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I saw that this week. It was very bad but also fun at times???? It could have been edited into a decent film.

Based on the trailer, I'm gonna guess the part where the moon is just falling onto Earth is fun like "2012" or "The Core" but then it turns out it's really about invading aliens and the movie sucks from then on.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Endless Trash posted:

Patreon says MOONFALL HitB coming soon :)

ok FINE ill watch it, if only to enjoy the review more.

It kinda sucks watching the guys go deep on movies you havent seen.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

The Anime Liker posted:

I know Cavill, Fraser, and Cena are wholesome.

Leto is a huge sex criminal, Miller is a crime-doer, and Gadot makes furniture out of Palestinian children.

So of the leads that leaves Mamoa and Robbie, both of whom I know nothing about.

Shazam seems nice

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Patrick Wilson’s character has a son in the movie and the actor is Birdemic levels of bad

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Moonfall looks very stupid; this should be a treat


thinkin' 'bout if Majora's Mask was a Roland Emmerich film...

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i've been throwing moons at people in elden ring lately stop talking about moonfall in here it makes me want to play elden ring

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I mean, in between rapes, I guess

To be fair, it was only rape the first time!



Oh wait, that’s actually worse…

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Endless Trash posted:

Patrick Wilson’s character has a son in the movie and the actor is Birdemic levels of bad

Hahaha he is SHOCKING.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Monkey Fracas posted:

thinkin' 'bout if Majora's Mask was a Roland Emmerich film...

Tingle giving the Independence Day speech.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

priznat posted:

Seems like ol Jared is facing a bit of a PR disaster (on top of Morbius!)

https://twitter.com/JillKrajewski/status/1510809692561416203

Wait, the guy with his own cult is a sex pest? That's BREAKING NEW GROUND!

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
If cancel culture existed, explain Andy Dick's steady employment.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Ya louis Ck just win a grammy.

Hasn’t he suffered enough

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Rod Hoofhearted posted:

To be fair, it was only rape the first time!



Oh wait, that’s actually worse…

Money Plane!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

I'm glad people are jazzed to watch emmerich's and bay's latest schlockfests, because at least for me, they sound like the tiring and boring kind of schlock rather than something I would willingly pay to see. the trailers were exhausting to sit through, it was just barely worth it to watch dune

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

kalel posted:

I'm glad people are jazzed to watch emmerich's and bay's latest schlockfests, because at least for me, they sound like the tiring and boring kind of schlock rather than something I would willingly pay to see. the trailers looked exhausting

Moonfall was very very boring. Ambulance doesn’t look boring tbh. Early reviews sound good.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

X JAKK posted:

If cancel culture existed, explain Andy Dick's steady employment.

What was the last thing he was in that anyone has seen?

Other than a TMZ post.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

He was in a couple episodes of that Netflix show Love. Bobby Lee was also in that and I haven't seen that dude since MadTV so that was neat.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Sentient Data posted:

I'm sure it's supposed to be a threatening two syllable Dr Claw-esque growl of NY-AX, but after reading the second half of this sentence you'll forevermore pronounce the name with one syllable like an anime catgirl doing the head tilt and wrist paw thing

(´・ω・ `)~nyax <3

I'm thinking more like:

(extremely Edward G. Robinson voice) Nya-ax, see?

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Automatic Slim posted:

What was the last thing he was in that anyone has seen?

Other than a TMZ post.
Are you suggesting that Alien Vampire Busters and Raven Van Slender Saves Christmas are anything less than cinematic blockbusters?

He did suddenly stop appearing on major networks and shows after around 2016 though

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Wanna bet on Jared Leto loving a minor?

Well it's the only bet the money plane won't take because there's zero chance of the outcome not being "Jared Leto fucks a minor"

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

He’s certainly been screwing A Minor for years, have you heard his songs

(This is a music joke :buddy:)

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Kingo Ligma posted:

Wanna bet on Jared Leto loving a minor?

Well it's the only bet the money plane won't take because there's zero chance of the outcome not being "Jared Leto fucks a minor"

"Technically it's elephantophobia"

Money Plane.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm thinking more like:

(extremely Edward G. Robinson voice) Nya-ax, see?

oh is that who it was i always thought it was jimmy cagney

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
Moonfall Review? Sounds like a Mooney Plane.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
drat I thought moonfall was like a generic drama

I had no idea it was action schlock, let alone action schlock from the master.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Arc Hammer posted:

Tingle giving the Independence Day speech.

My brain autocorrected this to Chuck Tingle, and yes please.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Getting Banged In The Butt By The Bill Paxton Speech

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

DaysBefore posted:

He was in a couple episodes of that Netflix show Love.

Wait wasn't he playing himself and the story was that he was getting the recently sober Gillian Jacobs character back into drugs and booze?

Kinda hosed up

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TheSwizzler posted:

Wait wasn't he playing himself and the story was that he was getting the recently sober Gillian Jacobs character back into drugs and booze?

Kinda hosed up

he was also on community as pierce's imaginary friend that encouraged him to abuse pills

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Well, at least he can laugh at himself :smith:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
its a shame he's a pos. I remember laughing at his stupid mtv show back in the day

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

The Anime Liker posted:

Getting Banged In The Butt By The Bill Paxton Speech

Getting pounded in the laser projector by Randy Quaid screaming "Hello Boys, I'm BAAAAAAACK" while wearing a Rupert Murdoch mask.

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Dr. Thoss
Aug 22, 2011

i am a doctor. my name is thoss.
on my own discord movie channel, I'm showing some movies, as i do each wednesday,

figured I would mention it since I'm going to be showing a BotW winner Don't Panic!


or maybe it didn't win, i don't remember. it had a rad theme song and a grown man running around on a child's dinosaur pajamas.

i'm starting with Witchboard at 8:00 est, which is basically right now, but Don't Panic is actually going to be he second movie and will start around 9:30.

https://discord.gg/D3AceFsb

edit: it did, and jay trashed the room in dinosaur pajamas of his own. i don't know how i forgot that

Dr. Thoss fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Apr 7, 2022

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