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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lib and let die posted:

Drake No: Commander Riker

Drake Yes: Commando Roker

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Lib and let die posted:

Drake No: Commander Riker

Drake Yes: Commando Roker

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
everyone’s thrown out a pair of underwear in a bathroom that wasn’t their own

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

indigi posted:

everyone’s thrown out a pair of underwear in a bathroom that wasn’t their own

uh no. i've only ever poo poo my pants at home

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
one time at a NOFX show I vomited into a cheap hoodie i had and then sneakily dropped it on the ground and slipped back into the crowd...

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

indigi posted:

everyone’s thrown out a pair of underwear in a bathroom that wasn’t their own

Oh you're the guy that shat my pants

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

paul_soccer12 posted:

one time at a NOFX show I vomited into a cheap hoodie i had and then sneakily dropped it on the ground and slipped back into the crowd...

hehehe hell yeah

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

paul_soccer12 posted:

one time at a NOFX show I vomited into a cheap hoodie i had and then sneakily dropped it on the ground and slipped back into the crowd...

They weren't that bad

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
underwear is expensive, shaking my head at those who don't wash the poo poo out in the sink and dry it under the air dryer

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Lib and let die posted:

Oh you're the guy that shat my pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

uh no. i've only ever poo poo my pants at home

noob

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

ed buck running a den of sex and drugs in his house, killing at least 2 black men with overdoses of injected meth 2 years apart, getting away with the first one and still loving doing it





not funny like "lol" but funny like "what the gently caress"






now that i think of it wasn't there some other politician caught leaving a hotel where there was drug-fueled gay sex going on or something?
edit: it was andrew gillum. fun fact: i now have "corey booker meth sex" in my google search history.

ben shapino has issued a correction as of 05:33 on Apr 7, 2022

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
That guy who's name escapes me going on tucker carlson and being like 'tucker you remember we had dinner together with this underage girl I allegedly sex trafficked' and tucker having to be like 'UHH uhh I do NOT recall that actually'

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


the sex ghost posted:

That guy who's name escapes me going on tucker carlson and being like 'tucker you remember we had dinner together with this underage girl I allegedly sex trafficked' and tucker having to be like 'UHH uhh I do NOT recall that actually'

Matt Gaetz. A sitting congressperson for whom this scandal has been more than 1 year old.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Maxwells Demon posted:

Matt Gaetz. A sitting congressperson for whom this scandal has been more than 1 year old.

speaking of, I'm partial to the aesthetic of this tweet

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1295876814926155776

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006


I can't believe Bethesda is still using Gamebyro.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

It's like they specifically picked the font to match their Addam's Family aesthetic

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

I can't believe Bethesda is still using Gamebyro.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

I feel like this picture really needs an accompanying audio, like the failure noise from The Price Is Right.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Remembering Hillary refusing (or not being allowed) to leave her room on election night. lol

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
Hillary in the woods

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWHjKzQUWNQ

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's like something from a john waters movie

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
i miss when people would just post this, then the tweet, and no other words

it was truly a magical time

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

I can't believe Bethesda is still using Gamebyro.

lol

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

the sex ghost posted:

Remembering Hillary refusing (or not being allowed) to leave her room on election night. lol

Scuttlebutt is that she was completely trashed and throwing-poo poo-at-the-walls angry

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Fortaleza posted:

Scuttlebutt is that she was completely trashed and throwing-poo poo-at-the-walls angry

I mean she was just revealed as one of the most inept politicians in american history via losing to a game show host so I’d be more surprised if she wasn’t pounding grey goose and smashing poo poo

red19fire
May 26, 2010

And then disappeared into the woods for a month out of sheer embarrassment.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
And then emerged with no apparent self reflection over anything

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Kitfox88 posted:

I mean she was just revealed as one of the most inept politicians in american history via losing to a game show host so I’d be more surprised if she wasn’t pounding grey goose and smashing poo poo

Imagine knowing Donald Trump, tv game show host and general national embarrassment, is gonna be president, and its because you, personally, are an unlikeable failure. Lol. Lmao even.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Imagine knowing Donald Trump, tv game show host and general national embarrassment, is gonna be president, and its because you, personally, are an unlikeable failure. Lol. Lmao even.

and worse yet, you actually helped to elevate him as your opponent because you thought it would be an easy layup.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
it's funny that the news was certain that the big oaf powered completely by the id part of his brain was definitely gonna stop the charade and become presidential once he was in office

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
oh yeah and also he never divested from his companies and then made the secret service stay at his golf course at inflated rates lol

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

until the year two-thousand-and-twenty anno domini, the state of rhode island's formal name was "the state of rhode island and providence plantations"

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Lib and let die posted:

until the year two-thousand-and-twenty anno domini, the state of rhode island's formal name was "the state of rhode island and providence plantations"

Sheldon Whitehouse defending his whites only beach club as part of a cherished and storied traditional Rhode Island culture outsiders just couldn't understand

That there is a senator named Sheldon loving Whitehouse

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Lib and let die posted:

until the year two-thousand-and-twenty anno domini, the state of rhode island's formal name was "the state of rhode island and providence plantations"

didn't realize they changed it

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Private Cumshoe posted:

That there is a senator named Sheldon loving Whitehouse
one time Blunt, Crapo, and Boozman cosponsored a bill, Whitehouse isn't even that far off the norm

don't forget about Chris C**ns

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

and worse yet, you actually helped to elevate him as your opponent because you thought it would be an easy layup.

Tbf I'm convinced she would have lost to anyone in the R primary except Fiorina, JEB!, and maaaybe Friend Ben.

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