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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Goon Boots posted:

know that crabs have 5 pairs of legs! 1 pair of chelipeds, commonly known as claws (yes, claws are legs in crab town!) and 4 pairs of pereiopods, with the last pair often being flattened to help with swimming (commonly called swimming legs)



DO NOT under any circumstance, confuse a false crab, which includes crustaceans like hermit crabs and porcelain crabs, for a true crab. false crabs have only 3 pairs of pereiopods instead of 4

know the difference; it could save your life!

Hermit crabs aren’t just true crabs, they’re the best crabs. <:mad:>

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Xenomrph posted:

Hermit crabs aren’t just true crabs, they’re the best crabs. <:mad:>

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

lol i love this. needs hurdles and a third competitor, a bullet shrimp. the bullet shrimp completely annihilates the first hurdle.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Can we change the thread title to the simple and elegant “Time for crab”?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Apr 7, 2022

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Goon Boots posted:

know that crabs have 5 pairs of legs! 1 pair of chelipeds, commonly known as claws (yes, claws are legs in crab town!) and 4 pairs of pereiopods, with the last pair often being flattened to help with swimming (commonly called swimming legs)



DO NOT under any circumstance, confuse a false crab, which includes crustaceans like hermit crabs and porcelain crabs, for a true crab. false crabs have only 3 pairs of pereiopods instead of 4

know the difference; it could save your life!

:hai:

naem
May 29, 2011


my claws look like this

so her hands can look like this

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

mouth field

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CcB0UzHMH79/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

🥺

https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1512107835399757840

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cartoon Man posted:

Can we change the thread title to the simple and elegant “Time for crab”?

Seconded

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



good heavens, there are zoeas reading this thread!

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

should be the other way around imo

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Cartoon Man posted:

Can we change the thread title to the simple and elegant “Time for crab”?

agreed, it is time for the thread to molt.

it is also time for crab.

:yeeclaw:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
General Bullshit › CRABS ONLY!!!:Touch my time, get the crab (CLAW & ORDER)

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Goon Boots posted:

know that crabs have 5 pairs of legs! 1 pair of chelipeds, commonly known as claws (yes, claws are legs in crab town!) and 4 pairs of pereiopods, with the last pair often being flattened to help with swimming (commonly called swimming legs)



DO NOT under any circumstance, confuse a false crab, which includes crustaceans like hermit crabs and porcelain crabs, for a true crab. false crabs have only 3 pairs of pereiopods instead of 4

know the difference; it could save your life!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nataliereed84/status/1512172866053103616

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Now is time for crab

yesterday was time for crab

tomorrow will be time for crab

it is the age of crab

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Time for Crab.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
there's even a crab in Elden Ring that will blow sleep bubbles at you and lovingly cuddle you with its claws, over and over, until it is sure you will not wake up

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

:yeeclaw: Time for crab :yeeclaw:

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



wow there was no wind-up on that at all

i did not know elden ring favored crabs so much

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Elden Ring doesnt.

That's a dark souls 3 bigcreb. The best game and best kreb

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


the duality of crab


Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
⏰️4️⃣🦀

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


No crab is an island entire of itself; every crab
is a piece of the continent, a part of the pile;
if a claw be washed away by the sea, they might
regrow it, but sometimes they eat frozen gas, we do not judge any manner of crebs or crustaceans with
snip snops; any crab's death diminishes me,
because I am involved in crabkind.

And therefore never send to know for whom
the bell tolls; it tolls for crab.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I woke up this morning and once again it’s time for crab.

:yeeclaw:

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



holy poo poo is this true

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slaan posted:

⏰️4️⃣🦀

:hmmyes:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

:same:

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Yee-haw

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Trees are carcinized plants.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


prune my tree top, get the branch drop

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Let me know when trees start evolving snoppers and I'll care :colbert:

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Get snopped :crab:

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