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King Vidiot posted:Well, Alexander Skarsgard played Eric Northman on True Blood, so if you'd known that you'd know the name of the movie! Does this mean The Northman is a stealth True Blood prequel?
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Waffleman_ posted:How many goddamn posters did they make for this thing It got delayed approximately one hundred times so they had plenty of time to gently caress around.
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Waffleman_ posted:How many goddamn posters did they make for this thing 
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That's a dumb tagline because he never actually does anything villainous in the actual movie. He kills some mercenaries when he first turns but they're also trying to kill him and it comes across more like he has no control over what's happening.
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That's so hilariously hosed up. "HE'S A *VAMPIRE*, oh no but you see he's one of the good ones so..." Like imagine making a Harvey Milk picture calling hom something "pervert. Horror. Hero"
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FilthyImp posted:That's so hilariously hosed up. "HE'S A *VAMPIRE*, oh no but you see he's one of the good ones so..." vampires are murderous blood-drinking monsters
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muscles like this! posted:That's a dumb tagline because he never actually does anything villainous in the actual movie. He kills some mercenaries when he first turns but they're also trying to kill him and it comes across more like he has no control over what's happening. If only there were something to draw inspiration from, like some old comic book movies where the hero uses his vampiric abilities for good but has to fight the monster inside who threatens innocent people and those he cares for.
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Gripweed posted:vampires are murderous blood-drinking monsters Hemocriticals deserve the same kind of respect that Lycanyhropes and Mummians regularly get. Oh but you'll all jump on the Shimmery Irish Fae "vampire" bandwagon when it's convenient. 
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muscles like this! posted:That's a dumb tagline because he never actually does anything villainous in the actual movie. He kills some mercenaries when he first turns but they're also trying to kill him and it comes across more like he has no control over what's happening. Which makes the stinger scene even more confusing beyond the fact he doesn't know who or what a spider man is.
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Gripweed posted:vampires are murderous blood-drinking monsters Morbius is a living vampire though.
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Waffleman_ posted:Morbius is a living vampire though. Yeah exactly. That's what breaks the line.
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Bela Lugosi's alive
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RBA Starblade posted:Bela Lugosi's alive no he's not
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See, this almost makes the movie make colorful and interesting. Which, outside of the opening and closing credits and maybe the buildup to the big final action sequence when Morbius and Matt Smith are running around outside at night amongst the neon signage of
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I love all the disembodied heads staring out at the viewer like "Can you believe we're starring in this poo poo?".
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Lobok posted:If only there were something to draw inspiration from, like some old comic book movies where the hero uses his vampiric abilities for good but has to fight the monster inside who threatens innocent people and those he cares for. The movie completely short circuits that second part because he has easy access to fake blood that works just as well. There's some hand waving about it not being effective over time but it is so underdeveloped that it doesn't add a ticking clock or anything like that.
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FilthyImp posted:That's so hilariously hosed up. "HE'S A *VAMPIRE*, oh no but you see he's one of the good ones so..."
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muscles like this! posted:The movie completely short circuits that second part because he has easy access to fake blood that works just as well. There's some hand waving about it not being effective over time but it is so underdeveloped that it doesn't add a ticking clock or anything like that. Maybe it used to be in the script but "guy who needs to fight and repress his dangerous urges" became too on the nose after Leto was cast.
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This is a fun one https://twitter.com/drewstruzan/status/1512118188074586118
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Lobok posted:Maybe it used to be in the script but "guy who needs to fight and repress his dangerous urges" became too on the nose after Leto was cast. It was more that they knew it'd be unbelievable to have Leto being able to not act on them.
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Gonna feel dumb when Leto’s playing a graphic designer in his next film and all these posters are just method preparation
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Class3KillStorm posted:See, this almost makes the movie make colorful and interesting. Which, outside of the opening and closing credits and maybe the buildup to the big final action sequence when Morbius and Matt Smith are running around outside at night amongst the neon signage of This isn't, uh, true, really? Aside from the exceptions you mention, he looks like he's doing a drat color run every time he vamps out. I mean yeah, it's at night, but he turns into streaks of orange/purple constantly. His morbvision paints the world in big flashing clouds of color. The bit at the end where his girlfriend is lying on that red/green skylight literally pulsing color stands out as well.
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RBA Starblade posted:Bela Lugosi's alive
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Shanty posted:This isn't, uh, true, really? Aside from the exceptions you mention, he looks like he's doing a drat color run every time he vamps out. I mean yeah, it's at night, but he turns into streaks of orange/purple constantly. His morbvision paints the world in big flashing clouds of color. The bit at the end where his girlfriend is lying on that red/green skylight literally pulsing color stands out as well. I'm including the bit with the girlfriend among the whole "rush to the end fight scene" bit from my first comment. You're right about the color cloud stuff, though. I did totally forget about that thing. Which is indicative of the experience of watching Morbius on the whole, really.
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muscles like this! posted:That's a dumb tagline because he never actually does anything villainous in the actual movie. He kills some mercenaries when he first turns but they're also trying to kill him and it comes across more like he has no control over what's happening. lmao get a load of this guy who actually watched Morbius
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People of all ages love Morbius. The McDonalds Morbius Happy Meal Toy promotion put Teenie Beanies to shame.
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Lisa Rinna is currently promoting her line of Morbius themed adult diapers on Home Shopping Network. They've announced that they're their top seller ever.
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So are people taking bets yet on what's the next comic book character Leto's going to suck at? Hoping it's one of liefeld early 90's abomination! Seeing him covering and himself in pouches and never showing his feet on screen to preserve the "authenticity of the character" would be great.
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dr_rat posted:So are people taking bets yet on what's the next comic book character Leto's going to suck at? Leto is going to play himself in the Youngblood movie.
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Waffleman_ posted:Spawn He will be the blue guy though.
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dr_rat posted:So are people taking bets yet on what's the next comic book character Leto's going to suck at? Keep Leto away from my beautiful boys in X-FORCE
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Comic book movies finally have a raison d’etre if it means keeping Leto busy and away from movies I would care about.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Comic book movies finally have a raison d’etre if it means keeping Leto busy and away from movies I would care about. He showed up in BR2049 and managed to be the worst part of that though so this strategy isn't working for me
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