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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Post 1: goatse
Post 2: the forbidden meme
Post 3: the mods realize it was a terrible idea, gas thread, ban op, etc

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

Now I wanna go troll the pornstar thread

I wonder what I would post

Amateurs?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Dryer sheets are for fools and losers. REAL MEN use dryer balls.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Philippe posted:

Post goatse

ban op

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Desert Bus posted:

Dryer sheets are for fools and losers. REAL MEN use dryer balls.

my doctor said that's a fungal infection

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Socialist Uber driver sucked me off?!?!?!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

where the gently caress do I sign up for socialism?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Karate Bastard posted:

Now I wanna go troll the pornstar thread

I wonder what I would post

Really nice astronomy photos

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

LifeSunDeath posted:

where the gently caress do I sign up for socialism?

Right here bb :biglips:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Karate Bastard posted:

Now I wanna go troll the pornstar thread

I wonder what I would post

start posting your own balls in pictures of porn

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Takes balls to Wayne Gretzky the pornstar thread

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Desert Bus posted:

Dryer sheets are for fools and losers. REAL MEN use dryer balls.

those poor dryers :smith:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Socialist's sucked me dry?!?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Desert Bus posted:

Dryer sheets are for fools and losers. REAL MEN use dryer balls.

I use Gold Bond for that.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
If happiness is a cranked hog, would crankiness be a chapped hog?

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

RFC2324 posted:

Amateurs?

Would be really funny.

Not as in "amateur porn", but as in people who are just really loving bad at it, like comically bad, like they have no loving idea, and no loving idea how ridiculous all their attempts look, like reeeally bad.

Like the camera guy is filming the wrong part of the action. The lights guy only brought an electric arc welder and some sunscreen. The gaffer keeps forgetting who wore what between shots, and the guy with the thing wears it the wrong way around because he never actually used one before and MAN does it show.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/olivetodie/status/1359251738881097734?s=20&t=8ccdsyrKv8WP43vRyqdR5Q

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

Would be really funny.

Not as in "amateur porn", but as in people who are just really loving bad at it, like comically bad, like they have no loving idea, and no loving idea how ridiculous all their attempts look, like reeeally bad.

Like the camera guy is filming the wrong part of the action. The lights guy only brought an electric arc welder and some sunscreen. The gaffer keeps forgetting who wore what between shots, and the guy with the thing wears it the wrong way around because he never actually used one before and MAN does it show.

this would be amazing. Just the least skilled every part of the drat process

maybe make it so clumsy it no longer even qualifies as porn

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Desert Bus posted:

Dryer sheets are for fools and losers. REAL MEN use dryer balls.

Dryer than what?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Paladinus posted:

Dryer than what?

with the amount of sex the goons in this thread gets, the only balls dryer are Ben Shapiros

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'll have you know my balls are extraordinarily clammy

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Can't ruin a song I've never heard before :smug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiLfTnrC40
I'd never heard this one before either

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hey ekuNNN I think you meant to post this here right?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I don't get all this fuss

The first un-cheetoed page is where I'm at

Bada bing bada boom

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I always snack on cucumbers, kitchen, what the hell is your problem?

(it should be 'return with an uneaten cucumber from your room')

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



(and put it back in the fridge)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This is the real reason you should wash vegetables.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Karate Bastard posted:

This is the real reason you should wash vegetables.

cauliflower should ok tho right?

Right?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


What about a hand of ginger?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Karate Bastard posted:

I don't get all this fuss

The first un-cheetoed page is where I'm at

Bada bing bada boom

And you can tell by looking at the side, like a sketchbook

Parrot Doctor
Aug 28, 2004

rydiafan posted:

What about a hand of ginger?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Welp I learned something new today.

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pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Anime Store Adventure posted:

People aren't using dryer sheets what the gently caress????

Liquid fabric softener is superior. :colbert:

FreudianSlippers posted:

Americans use lube to crank the proverbial hog because their ritualistic removal of the foreskin removes the pump functionality of the dong meaning that lubeless cranking can cause uncomfortable friction.



Mods please change my name to Uncomfortable Friction.

Paladinus posted:

Sunflower oil or olive oil?

Extra Virgin :smith:

Desert Bus posted:

Dryer sheets are for fools and losers. REAL MEN use dryer balls.

My balls are always WET.
Because I live in the SWAMP.
With a HOOK.
:dukedoge:














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