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Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

Winklebottom posted:

https://twitter.com/wokeglobaltimes/status/1510768591012085768

# ? Apr 7, 2022 23:29

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 15:03

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Davethulhu posted:

https://twitter.com/wokeglobaltimes/status/1510768591012085768

Anyone not buying the media rights to this to make the reality show POOP HOUSE is a fool

# ? Apr 7, 2022 23:39

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Kenning posted:

I desperately want to give this man either a wet willy or some sort of commemorative award for analog trolling.

Trolling science and academia can really be an art form:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb4VyIJ4-mY

# ? Apr 7, 2022 23:54

Quackles: Aug 11, 2018; Pixels of Light.

Nenonen posted:

OSHA IV: cause of his own downfall and all of the resulting woe to his left testicle

# ? Apr 8, 2022 01:02

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

I wouldn't mind $7350 but I don't think that's enough to have to SHARE a bathroom with another person who has dysentery.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 01:20

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Why the wide price range, do they pay more if you're making GBS threads with a masters?

# ? Apr 8, 2022 01:24

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Azhais posted:

Why the wide price range, do they pay more if you're making GBS threads with a masters?

I'm guessing you get the 7k if you have to do the 12 days thing, and 3k if you don't.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 02:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/WhyMenLiveShort/status/1510587560111722502

The elevator duo survived with minor injuries and the fate of continuing to live with Chinese infrastructure.

The ChaBu Duo.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 04:04

EvenWorseOpinions: Jun 10, 2017

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Someone got paid thousands of dollars to write that.

I'd have penned that for free

# ? Apr 8, 2022 15:13

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS2w5hR4Ghk

# ? Apr 8, 2022 15:19

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

I figured an athlete working out counts:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1511134657294700546

# ? Apr 8, 2022 15:39

StormDrain: May 22, 2003; Thirteen Letter

Davethulhu posted:

https://twitter.com/wokeglobaltimes/status/1510768591012085768

I hope we cure this so I can safely travel to Oregon.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 15:52

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

StormDrain posted:

I hope we cure this so I can safely travel to Oregon.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 15:59

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

ChesterJT posted:

I figured an athlete working out counts:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1511134657294700546

# ? Apr 8, 2022 16:52

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

ChesterJT posted:

I figured an athlete working out counts:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1511134657294700546

To get good at this you have to practice it, I assume, but how do you survive the failed attempts?

# ? Apr 8, 2022 16:56

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

He's carrying a total of 65lbs there and once he gets it up, the bar is almost not moving.

Which makes it even more impressive, but it's not like he was ripping tendons out here.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 16:57

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

I can do backflips, so I suspect that once you get the energy built up the bar actually helps you rotate around. Still very impressive, but also very stupid as they payoff isn't worth the risk when you rely on having an elite athlete's body to pay the bills.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 17:08

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

Nocheez posted:

I can do backflips, so I suspect that once you get the energy built up the bar actually helps you rotate around. Still very impressive, but also very stupid as they payoff isn't worth the risk when you rely on having an elite athlete's body to pay the bills.

yeh, it's insanely dumb because if it somehow gets behind you and you fall on it then you got a pretty good chance of never walking again. just don't gently caress around with weights on a big metal stick.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 17:13

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

howed he train his kneecaps

# ? Apr 8, 2022 17:20

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Surely those are 10 kg plates not 10 lbs? I assume CFL means Canadian football. Idk maybe my freeweights are weird but my 10 lb plates are much smaller.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 18:22

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Nocheez posted:

to pay the bills.

You're clearly not familiar with the CFL pay scale.

Waste of Breath posted:

Surely those are 10 kg plates not 10 lbs? I assume CFL means Canadian football. Idk maybe my freeweights are weird but my 10 lb plates are much smaller.

All the gym I've been to here have plates in lbs.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 18:25

insta: Jan 28, 2009

Waste of Breath posted:

Surely those are 10 kg plates not 10 lbs? I assume CFL means Canadian football. Idk maybe my freeweights are weird but my 10 lb plates are much smaller.

Those are 10lb bumperplates designed specifically for loving around in the gym like this. They're made of rubber.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 18:25

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Nocheez posted:

I can do backflips, so I suspect that once you get the energy built up the bar actually helps you rotate around. Still very impressive, but also very stupid as they payoff isn't worth the risk when you rely on having an elite athlete's body to pay the bills.

In college athletics this is known as "getting you a gazillion MORE dollars during the draft because you were picked sooner because some fat old white guy owner of a football team saw this highlight on espn a hundred times." I assume this gets you similar attention when you want to bust out of the CFL and make NFL money.

It worked for Jason Pierre-Paul*:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4-1e6Faglw

*Don't gently caress around with fireworks, folks.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 8, 2022

# ? Apr 8, 2022 18:30

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Jonny Nox posted:

You're clearly not familiar with the CFL pay scale.

I didn't say "fully paying them" :laffo:

# ? Apr 8, 2022 19:00

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Saw this just now, shuffling along the window ledge as he scrubs.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 19:18

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Dick Trauma posted:

Saw this just now, shuffling along the window ledge as he scrubs.

Looks like a NES platformer.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 19:21

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

BasicLich posted:

Hobart products are industrial in nature, you probably wouldn't find this outside of a coffee ground supplier for diners etc

e: They're still in business, your grocery store probably has a bunch of Hobart stuff. Those meat scales they use are probably Hobart

Nearby donut shop has a floor standing mixer, tall as a man.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 19:25

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I never considered the falling hazard in Burgertime.

# ? Apr 8, 2022 19:25

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Dick Trauma posted:

Saw this just now, shuffling along the window ledge as he scrubs.

Fix-it Felix Jr. fallen on hard times, cleaning windows instead of being a handyman :sigh:

# ? Apr 8, 2022 19:39

Doll House Ghost: Jun 18, 2011

ekuNNN posted:

Was just discussing this with a friend, and how growing up devouring old Reader's Digest magazines made both of us incredibly paranoid about getting trapped in a grain silo and/or being attacked by a shark. Reader's Digest made those two seem like a daily occurance.