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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
There are quite a few dogs in there I might make a bet or 2.

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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I was just thinking that those Burns odds are crazy. Some places have him as a bigger dog than Sterling.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

leftist heap posted:

I was just thinking that those Burns odds are crazy. Some places have him as a bigger dog than Sterling.

ya i mean, he almost knocked out Usman, he's a gi and no-gi world champ, he's a ADCC bronze medalist, and he's explosive as gently caress. Chimaev looks nasty and I think it would be cool if the hype train continued and we got to see him vs Usman. but...I have a hard time putting Burns as that big of a dog against anyone in the division until he ages out a little bit.

sterling, despite being goofy, has shown pretty steady improvement after his losses. the first fight was pretty close until the end, although Yan was pulling away. I think those odds discount that Aljo might make adjustments.

and volk is very very good but again, I think +525 is kinda nuts for TKZ. i'm admittedly a homer for him but still.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

$25 on tkz cuz im an unabashed homer. khamzat has looked like superman in his fights and gilbert is a different kind of cat but i dunno if i want to follow suit and bet on burns yet. look at me stressing out on whether or not to bet 10 bux after jase's six figure heater lol

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

taking 100 on chimaev/yan/volkanovski. im sorry.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
took $10 on each and $30 parley Burns/Sterling/TKZ

So I'm sorry? lol

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
$5 each on Sterling/TKZ/Burns and a $10 parlay on all of them here.

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!

leftist heap posted:

$5 each on Sterling/TKZ/Burns and a $10 parlay on all of them here.

lol what's the payout on that parlay, like $1600?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Spokes posted:

lol what's the payout on that parlay, like $1600?

$990. it was free money from the betting website. the only one i like really is burns

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


I could see sterling or burns but tkz absolutely shouldn't even be getting the shot at volkanovski and is going to be waxed barring something crazy happening. a dog is always live in mma i guess but

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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leftist heap posted:

$990. it was free money from the betting website. the only one i like really is burns

yeah definitely gonna bet this. I Believe

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe



psst...Jase...

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

yeah definitely gonna bet this. I Believe

My 30 turns into 3,726 so like why the hell not.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


if this hits you have to buy me a maybach

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

online betting was just legalized here in arkansas last month. the first casino in the game didn't manage to get their platform out in time, a second casino did get a betly skin out, and the third company decided to chill and wait for the others to fail.

i signed up for betly and it was a hot mess. i had to first go through the casino's third party money handling system called play+. they didn't seem to have any real uniform web presence but i got it figured out. it might have been easier if i just went to the casino but i wanted to try the full online thing. once i got some money in there, i tried to bet on the last fight night with my phone. decided to put some money up on alexa grasso and it threw an error stating that online betting is not allowed in my area.

after that i jumped on a windows machine, installed their geolocation software, tried to bet again and got the same error. hopped over to a mac, did the same thing and then got a message that there was a problem with my account. contacted support and they said i had to use an approved device. listed my devices and they said they were approved devices but i have to use an approved device.

went to take my money off the platform, so i transferred it to play+ and then realized there's no account that i could access and no real website to set one up, it was just tied to my betly account. harassed the ai chat bot until it told me i could get a debit card mailed to me so i asked it to do that. a week later, the debit card shows up and i set up the account with an obfuscated url, pulled my money out of an atm, and gave them $4 for the privilege.

so that's the state of online betting in arkansas. would like to get in on 273 but it looks like i'll just have to make my picks and pat myself on the back when i'm wrong. i think things will improve here, though.

EDIT - i forgot my favorite part! when i moved my money from betly back to play+ i got a "congrats on your winnings" email. i'm sure it was just a default mailer of somekind but :wtc:

knuthgrush fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Apr 9, 2022

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
fuckin' Billy McFarland-rear end bet slip

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

knuthgrush posted:

online betting was just legalized here in arkansas last month. the first casino in the game didn't manage to get their platform out in time, a second casino did get a betly skin out, and the third company decided to chill and wait for the others to fail.

i signed up for betly and it was a hot mess. i had to first go through the casino's third party money handling system called play+. they didn't seem to have any real uniform web presence but i got it figured out. it might have been easier if i just went to the casino but i wanted to try the full online thing. once i got some money in there, i tried to bet on the last fight night with my phone. decided to put some money up on alexa grasso and it threw an error stating that online betting is not allowed in my area.

after that i jumped on a windows machine, installed their geolocation software, tried to bet again and got the same error. hopped over to a mac, did the same thing and then got a message that there was a problem with my account. contacted support and they said i had to use an approved device. listed my devices and they said they were approved devices but i have to use an approved device.

went to take my money off the platform, so i transferred it to play+ and then realized there's no account that i could access and no real website to set one up, it was just tied to my betly account. harassed the ai chat bot until it told me i could get a debit card mailed to me so i asked it to do that. a week later, the debit card shows up and i set up the account with an obfuscated url, pulled my money out of an atm, and gave them $4 for the privilege.

so that's the state of online betting in arkansas. would like to get in on 273 but it looks like i'll just have to make my picks and pat myself on the back when i'm wrong. i think things will improve here, though.

EDIT - i forgot my favorite part! when i moved my money from betly back to play+ i got a "congrats on your winnings" email. i'm sure it was just a default mailer of somekind but :wtc:

just drive over to tunica

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Shumagorath posted:

fuckin' Billy McFarland-rear end bet slip

this parlay is gonna be Fyre



Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Wishing all you degenerates well this fight night.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



good luck to everyone on the righteous side of tkz

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Southpaugh posted:

Wishing all you degenerates well this fight night.

"well if just one of these hits i get my money back" his mind says as the other part of his mind says "you absolute idiot. you dunce."

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

"well if just one of these hits i get my money back" his mind says as the other part of his mind says "you absolute idiot. you dunce."

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Done!

If I win I am buying my wife a UFC fighter.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

jase1 posted:

Done!

If I win I am buying my wife a UFC fighter.

Lol and lmao if that hits

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Well I guess I'm buying the PPV now :lol:

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
gently caress it I'm in, $5 on each and $5 on all 3.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

jase1 posted:

Done!

If I win I am buying my wife a UFC fighter.

God drat KING

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








amazing as always

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Edit:Nm

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

Done!

If I win I am buying my wife a UFC fighter.

i.....you are the world's greatest man

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

fantastic

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

Done!

If I win I am buying my wife a UFC fighter.

nothing out of the bargain bin, please. contender or better

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

joining the underdog train. 20 each on
TKZ+500
Sterling+315
Burns+385
torres+100
madsen-105

and 5 bux for the bonfire parlaying all 5

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

I feel like a lot of people are going to be betting the top three fight underdog parlay. Including me :rms:

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
How much do you think Jeff will charge to run SA for the day? It would be fun to donate a poo poo load of money to SA and then piss everyone off by banning people

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

buy SA, then wager SA itself in a bet

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Buy it just to close CSPAM.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

someone else is swimming in dangerous waters

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1512929821134893061?t=OTMZ6BVKUp_-iz4jscD_bA&s=19

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
loving Ariel can’t keep his mouth shut.

Edit! I always wonder what his source is. The actual bettor or does he know a bookmaker

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Oh poo poo my bookie said someone else made that exact same parlay and asked if I know who it was. So which one of you goons use my bookie?

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