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GATOS Y VATOS posted:lmao get a load of this guy who actually watched Morbius I mostly went out of morbid curiosity.
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The Final Chapter, if you don't count the TV series that also starred Bo Svenson.
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muscles like this! posted:The Final Chapter, if you don't count the TV series that also starred Bo Svenson. Well it appears that he is wandering in a snowstorm with only a crude baseball bat and light summer clothes. The TV show was obviously a prequel for the idiot.
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dr_rat posted:Well it appears that he is wandering in a snowstorm with only a crude baseball bat and light summer clothes. If he's in a snowstorm why does he have such a clearly defined shadow you buffoon.
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No Joe Don Baker, no sale.   That tagline is some Dewey Cox poo poo.
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Gripweed posted:If he's in a snowstorm why does he have such a clearly defined shadow you buffoon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thundersnow
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This summer Durnald Tremp is.... THUNDERSNOW
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I seem to remember that Walking Tall rules, but it's been a while. It's hixploitation.
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lol pusser
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caligulamprey posted:No Joe Don Baker, no sale. He walks! He's tall! He's...
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If you're walking at all you should be..
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muscles like this! posted:I mostly went out of morbi Surely that's what you meant.
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I prefer Talking Wall
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Mister Chief posted:Judging by this thread, Morbius is the most popular piece of entertainment ever produced. Accurate! https://twitter.com/Djhassall196/st...ingawful.com%2F https://twitter.com/10_to_the_7th/status/1510876436013457412?s=20&t=xcwO5wWLBo4KzHJmjnvZiw One More Fat Nerd fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Apr 8, 2022 |
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Apr 8, 2022 14:01
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The people demand Morebius.
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I hear Sony's releasing an extended cut this week. They're calling it Morbius: The Bat Man.
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I actually did go to a theater to see Morbius and the girl working there told me it was sold out for the next 4 months
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You misunderstood. She was a 30 Seconds to Mars fan who had realized "for months" that Jared Leto sold out.
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Leto is going to play Leto in God Emperor of Dune. I would actually pay to see him be a giant dickless worm/human abomination who is super annoying but you can't stop him from doing horrible things, like getting cast in films
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oldpainless posted:I actually did go to a theater to see Morbius and the girl working there told me it was sold out for the next 4 months All the theaters in my city stopped playing it because Morbius fever was causing too many orgasms and incidental deaths.
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kiimo posted:Leto is going to play Leto in God Emperor of Dune. You joke but there's a not-insignificant chance he's going to play Shaddam IV.
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FilthyImp posted:I hear Sony's releasing an extended cut this week. They're calling it Morbius: The Bat Man. They’re calling it More-bius
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More like Mobius, which is where my good friend Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is from
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Baron von Eevl posted:You joke but there's a not-insignificant chance he's going to play Shaddam IV. JFC kill me
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Jared Leto is too busy counting all his money, which he made from starring in that recent Wendy’s commercial with the CGI skeletons and the biblically accurate angels.
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FilthyImp posted:I hear Sony's releasing an extended cut this week. They're calling it Morbius: The Bat Man. Pope Corky the IX posted:The people demand Morebius. FilthyImp posted:I hear Sony's releasing an extended cut this week. They're calling it Morebius.
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If you're able to see in on film, they tape the ends together to form an endless movie called the Morbius Strip.
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Might have made more money if they had Morbius strip.
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If you watch it at the Alamo Drafthouse, you can get Morbiers.
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Morbiussy
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https://twitter.com/SonyPictures/status/1512143168132698117?s=20&t=lRyp-Ml-58CQs0ocd7bx5g Guys, it's the #1 movie in the world, surely there won't be any other movies released the day after this tweet was made.
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Look at Morbius Michael! 
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Hopefully the Academy can get Michael Morbius to host the Oscars next spring. Just make the whole telecast Morbius themed.
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MorbiMania is sweeping the nation. It's the USA's most popular summer film, in spring. Its box office will surely eclipse the Avengers, Titanic, Avatar frenzies that boosted ticket sales to the stratosphere. And it'll be the #1 Song of the Summer!
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Sony announced today that, going forward, all Sony products will receive Morbius-brand fonts. "It's like the world famous synergy of PS3 and Spider-Man 3" says hobo.
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Meet the Dapper, well-spoken Vamp who's making the undead hip again!
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