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Shear Modulus posted:uploading your resume and then also typing all of it into form boxes is a universal thing. All so your resume can be scanned and automatically rejected because they didn't find any of the keywords they wanted.
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tokin opposition posted:Asking my professional development teacher how to put posting online since 2003 on my resume desktop monitor inspection and maintenance technician
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tokin opposition posted:Asking my professional development teacher how to put posting online since 2003 on my resume Over a decade of experience in Brand Management and promoting a presence in social media.
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Nearly 20 years of experience of social media content creation
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Remember if you write in size 1 font with white ink at the bottom your resume you never worked for Google, Microsoft, Facebook, or enter whatever big-name here you will get more calls.
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Remember if you write in size 1 font with white ink at the bottom your resume you never worked for Google, Microsoft, Facebook, or enter whatever big-name here you will get more calls. You can just put on your linkedin that you worked there but be honest on your resume, it works the same. Probably better tbh.
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:the only thing worse than having a job is trying to get one
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:All so your resume can be scanned and automatically rejected because they didn't find any of the keywords they wanted. I assure you, I manually reject all the resumes that come in. I don't need a machine to do it.
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Spazzle posted:I assure you, I manually reject all the resumes that come in. I don't need a machine to do it. https://i.imgur.com/N4H5pcH.mp4
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Shear Modulus posted:uploading your resume and then also typing all of it into form boxes is a universal thing. it's stupid and sucks i assume its because some rear end in a top hat in upper management thinks that if you dont have the can-do attitude to type in your resume twice, then you don't have what it takes to work here at [Shithole Corp. LLC]
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You're suppose to copypaste but preface it with a "as per my last response," Straight to upper management
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if you're applying through the general corporate HR portal, you're kinda hosed to begin with you'll be behind employee referrals, direct HR contacts etc. i think in many cases, you're better off applying for the same role through the linkedin (or equivalent) job listing
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"Inflation is because of government spending, CEOs can't possibly influence the price of goods and services!" https://twitter.com/PolicemanMeme/status/1512485710435020801?t=dVPVhlyUqEylRqe0INOnkw&s=19
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Panfilo posted:"Inflation is because of government spending, CEOs can't possibly influence the price of goods and services!" Why does this account keep getting posted? Man puts in like hours and hours of work for like max 20 likes. Some of them might even be ironic from here!
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apatheticman posted:Why does this account keep getting posted? He also posts them on Facebook and Parler, which I imagine get far more engagement. It's just easier for me to embed tweets.
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apatheticman posted:Why does this account keep getting posted?
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Panfilo posted:He also posts them on Facebook and Parler, which I imagine get far more engagement. It's just easier for me to embed tweets. what about Truth Social
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:All so your resume can be scanned and automatically rejected because they didn't find any of the keywords they wanted. I wonder if you could just put every imaginable keyword in white font on a white background on like an extra page
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Panfilo posted:He also posts them on Facebook and Parler, which I imagine get far more engagement. It's just easier for me to embed tweets. It'd be even easier for you to not post them at all since they're a dumb nobody idiot that's just getting off on the hatereading anyway
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The The Meme Policeman Policeman
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Shame Boy posted:I wonder if you could just put every imaginable keyword in white font on a white background on like an extra page This did work yea. I think the systems are a bit smarter but it’s definitely a tactic I’ve heard before.
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Ruffian Price posted:The The Meme Policeman Policeman Meme Internal Affairs
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Shame Boy posted:I wonder if you could just put every imaginable keyword in white font on a white background on like an extra page Not a bad idea, actually...
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Zvahl posted:special posting unit 
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Not a bad idea, actually... Apparently there's countermeasures for that now
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/PolicemanMeme/status/1512485710435020801?t=dVPVhlyUqEylRqe0INOnkw&s=19 If 4 companies control 60% of a market, that means 4 golf buddies control 60% of a market.
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Panfilo posted:"Inflation is because of government spending, CEOs can't possibly influence the price of goods and services!" what's a collusive oligopoly precious?
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Animal-Mother posted:If 4 companies control 60% of a market, that means 4 golf buddies control 60% of a market. Someone should 9/11 their next round at the country club.
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The Nastier Nate posted:my boss, who makes $200,000 a year, once told me "don't worry Nate when it comes time to send your kids to college, you'll find a way to pay for it" I think he volunteered to be poisoned so that you could take his position
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indigi posted:you can’t really put “bought an a/c” on your file and think anyone will be impressed, but “led a multidisciplined denicotinization task force that refurbished and repaired devalued essential infrastructure in order to improve visitor satisfaction” might get you an extra few percent at bonus time or or get this just lie, nobody is going to verify any of your past projects
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my manager at my old job was concerned he wouldn't fit in with this brothers-in-law at some fancy rear end wedding (lawyers and poo poo) so I told him he manages logistics for a fortune 500 company (player/coach of the unload team at a hardware store). we could probably have a thread of people posting their resumes and goons making them sound way the gently caress fancier
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I am an applied physicist, specializing in complex thermodynamic phase change systems! i fix air conditioners
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there's a cottage industry of resume fixers (there's one here on SA who posted banner ads for a while) i don't think faking up bullet points really helps the main benefit people get from re-doing their CV is usually from just having it look "normal" with proper formatting, no typos etc
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shrike82 posted:there's a cottage industry of resume fixers (there's one here on SA who posted banner ads for a while) I got a lot more hits on mine when I made it more achievement-oriented rather than skill-oriented (AskAManager has some really great advice on this).
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shrike82 posted:there's a cottage industry of resume fixers (there's one here on SA who posted banner ads for a while) 1) polishing bullet points actually does help. it shows that you're smart enough to do the dance and that you have soft skills that don't show up in a resume otherwise 2) i liken interviewing to dating and both have multi-billion dollar industries centered around "please be normal". saying "make your resume normal and you'll get a job" is a degree or two away from "make a bunch of money by investing well" without someone to tell you exactly what "normal" is
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Business Gorillas posted:1) polishing bullet points actually does help. it shows that you're smart enough to do the dance and that you have soft skills that don't show up in a resume otherwise Don't put a bunch of zelda pictures on it no matter how cool you think zelda is. There, you've just bested the worst interviewee I've ever had to interview so you're already a step up.
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