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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61053927 Ronaldo broke a kid's phone after the Everton game lmao
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Frankston posted:https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61053927 https://twitter.com/B24PT/status/1512905101526110216
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Apr 10, 2022 10:04
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Double owning that kid by giving him pooshited tickets instead of just paying for a new phone
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That kid looks 20 years old.
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Tortilla Maker posted:That kid looks 20 years old. I hope that defense holds up in court OP
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Tortilla Maker posted:That kid looks 20 years old. I apologise, the article I posted before I saw that video mentioned a "young fan" so I assumed it meant a child.
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Apr 10, 2022 14:22
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The kid's mum seems to be angling for the payday to end all paydays with pictures of a severely bruised hand that seem disproportionate with the video, not that I want to defend Rapenaldo.
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Tortilla Maker posted:That kid looks 20 years old. British people are repugnant
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I bet Ronaldo slaps his kid's bottle out of its hands, too
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Cristiano the professional football.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:The kid's mum seems to be angling for the payday to end all paydays with pictures of a severely bruised hand that seem disproportionate with the video, not that I want to defend Rapenaldo.
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Crazy Ted posted:That's a severely bruised hand? Oh you work from home, op?
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Rascar Capac posted:Oh you work from home, op?
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I hope famous football Cristiano Ronaldo gets taken to the cleaners by the world's oldest child
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the sex ghost posted:I hope famous football Cristiano Ronaldo gets taken to the cleaners by the world's oldest child You're taking Ronaldo to court?
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i do like the head turn of “hey can he do that?!”
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CyberPingu posted:You're taking Ronaldo to court? I'd drop the case on the condition that he let me save a penalty against him. He would be physically unable to do it and I'd take all his money in the resulting massive settlement
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What if the kid gets to slap Ronaldo real hard one time
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:What if the kid gets to slap Ronaldo real hard one time https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-87swLQbD-j_9luMgs5299BZCUnvTzxZ
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Probably smashed it with a bit of wood after to try and get money. You're not getting a bruise like that from a single slap.
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Cristiano getting perfect contact on the slap, giving the kid first degree burns, and doing the celebration
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Probably smashed it with a bit of wood after to try and get money. You're not getting a bruise like that from a single slap. 
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Probably smashed it with a bit of wood after to try and get money. You're not getting a bruise like that from a single slap. You think big ron is just going to half-rear end a slap like that? Negative, that hand slap was perfectly arced to connect at maximum momentum. It’s a miracle the kid is alive
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the everton crowd missed a chance to shout "suuuuuuuue!" when big ron did that
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Ronaldo's a perfectionist. He won't rest until he holds the all-time record for most children assaulted by a professional footballer.
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Ronald is already the football record holder for Las Vegas hostess assaults and weird surrogate mother arrangements.
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everyone showing their age that they don’t know you can karate kick a fan
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Or hoof a ball boy
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Or do the ol' vinnie jones groin strangle
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Probably smashed it with a bit of wood after to try and get money. You're not getting a bruise like that from a single slap. is Der Spiegel reporting this?
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Der Spiegel will report that right before Man Us next big game to throw them off and maximise clicks
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Crazy Ted posted:If he'd done that after a game at Real Madrid Marca would have come out with a photoshopped front page the next day making it look like the kid lost three of his fingers. would've been a bodybag and a picture of his tearful mother
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