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That's a loving lie, Zelda is the GIRL, I put LINK on the resume
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The most important step in fixing your resume is to make sure your name is sufficiently white. Don't be called Muhammad, your name should be John or Dave or something if you want a job.
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Apr 10, 2022 08:46
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I have Linq on my resume too
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Shame Boy posted:Don't put a bunch of zelda pictures on it no matter how cool you think zelda is. The Legend of Employment: A Link to the CV By Jason, age 24
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Apr 10, 2022 11:20
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Zvahl posted:The Legend of Employment: A Link to the CV Lol no way a 24 year old knows about a link to the past. We're so old lmao
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Apr 10, 2022 12:05
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lol im old Employment of the Wild
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Apr 10, 2022 12:27
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The Ocarina of PTO
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LinkedIn to the Past
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Can you explain this 7 year gap in your resume? "..." I see, and during this time you pierced your ear?
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IAMKOREA posted:Lol no way a 24 year old knows about a link to the past. We're so old lmao they could have played the remake version on game boy advance
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Casey Finnigan posted:they could have played the remake version on game boy advance GBA came out 75 years ago.
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RandomBlue posted:GBA came out 75 years ago. I was too old for the GBA on 9/11 lol
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Shame Boy posted:Don't put a bunch of zelda pictures on it no matter how cool you think zelda is. My worst interviewee showed up 14 minutes late as I was packing myself up, congratulated himself on showing up at all, then started asking me what it would take to get fired from the position Don't ask that during an interview!!!
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shrike82 posted:the analogy with dating is true in that there's a weird bubble of self-help pseudo-science on how you'll be able to improve your profile or CV by doing X Here's like 90% of my resume help condensed into one post: 1) use a free template online. your resume needs to look like it was made this decade 2) have an active verb be the first word of each of your bullet points 3) use as many numbers as possible 4) show, don't tell 5) you don't give a poo poo about what you did more than 3 years ago, so why should anyone else? Edit: special one: don't tell me you have a great attention to detail then misspell words/have grammatical errors on your resume Business Gorillas has issued a correction as of 18:58 on Apr 10, 2022 |
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Apr 10, 2022 18:56
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Business Gorillas posted:4) show, don't tell how do you show on a resume, do you mean including animated gifs
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Apr 10, 2022 19:00
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the non formatting stuff you mention is the vague subjective BS I’m talking about it might work for you but there are other hiring managers who’d give the exact opposite advice
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Apr 10, 2022 19:03
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Anyone who has hiring duties is management and is my sworn enemy, tricking them into paying me is communism
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Apr 10, 2022 19:06
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indigi posted:how do you show on a resume, do you mean including animated gifs It depends but a good example would be instead of saying "I'm good at my job" on your resume, you should say "I exceeded X Y & Z metrics". The latter tells me you were good at your job without you explicitly saying it Same with the attention to detail thing. Don't tell me you have it, show it by having a really slick resume that you cared enough to run through spellcheck
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Business Gorillas posted:Edit: special one: don't tell me you have a great attention to detail then misspell words/have grammatical errors on your resume DO correct the mistakes of the people hiring you
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Apr 10, 2022 19:09
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indigi posted:how do you show on a resume, do you mean including animated gifs portfolio
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Apr 10, 2022 19:10
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Flipbook resume
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Apr 10, 2022 19:12
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shrike82 posted:the non formatting stuff you mention is the vague subjective BS I’m talking about The interview : dating metaphor holds up here too because asking a hiring manager for resume advice is about as useful as asking them for relationship advice (and by that I mean should do both in an interview)
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Milo and POTUS posted:DO correct the mistakes of the people hiring you Sometimes unironically, though. It depends. You've got to be pretty good with people to guess which ones respect pedantry
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tokin opposition posted:Anyone who has hiring duties is management and is my sworn enemy, tricking them into paying me is communism I don't get to hire people I just have to sit in on interviews and tell management if the person is an idiot or not because management can't tell, can we still be friends
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Apr 10, 2022 19:21
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Shame Boy posted:I don't get to hire people I just have to sit in on interviews and tell management if the person is an idiot or not because management can't tell, can we still be friends Honestly this is even worse
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Apr 10, 2022 19:26
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Shame Boy posted:I don't get to hire people I just have to sit in on interviews and tell management if the person is an idiot or not because management can't tell, can we still be friends Gulag
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Shame Boy posted:I don't get to hire people I just have to sit in on interviews and tell management if the person is an idiot or not because management can't tell, can we still be friends kapo
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I have a theoretical degree in physics
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anyone who is giving real resume advice is boug and is going to the work camps
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Apr 10, 2022 19:38
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spending hours tweaking my resume to contain the optimal amount of numbers and action verbs to wow HR. only for it to be filtered out and thrown away instantly for reasons unclear
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Apr 10, 2022 19:51
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Kuvo posted:I have Linq on my resume too I imported it onto my resume too
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Apr 10, 2022 21:07
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Not every DSM has anti social personality disorder listed on every page
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Apr 10, 2022 21:20
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Help, I've got a case of clinical diversity.
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Apr 10, 2022 21:23
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Like, in a cell?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Like, in a cell? In a cell, in a uniform. Same dif.
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"you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps! lol"
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The inmates are running the asylum
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I assumed they meant they locked up everyone with a mental illness
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Shear Modulus posted:I assumed they meant they locked up everyone with a mental illness If they accidently get a sane one they just induce PTSD with extended stays in solitary.
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