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Who will win the federal Election
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Labor Majority 48 42.48%
Labor Minority 29 25.66%
Liberal Majority 3 2.65%
Liberal Minority 12 10.62%
UAP Majoirty 21 18.58%
Total: 113 votes
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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Senor Tron posted:

If Labor hadn't looked like a shoe in at the last election there's a chance they might have actually won. When it looks like a landslide there are some people who won't vote for them to try and keep balance.

Didn't this happen in QLD, where a bunch of people assumed Campbell Newman would win, so they voted Labor. Even though they wanted the Libs to win.

And then were upset when Libs lost.

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Senor Tron posted:

If Labor hadn't looked like a shoe in at the last election there's a chance they might have actually won. When it looks like a landslide there are some people who won't vote for them to try and keep balance.

I think this is related to the deranged mutants that vote Labor lower house Liberal upper house or the reverse

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Solemn Sloth posted:

I think this is related to the deranged mutants that vote Labor lower house Liberal upper house or the reverse

Some kind of brain broken committment to "the middle" with no understanding of what that actually means.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



scott morrison posted:

“I love this country and I love Australians.”

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

GoldStandardConure posted:

Didn't this happen in QLD, where a bunch of people assumed Campbell Newman would win, so they voted Labor. Even though they wanted the Libs to win.

And then were upset when Libs lost.

Well now they can vote for Newman again!

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.

GoldStandardConure posted:

Didn't this happen in QLD, where a bunch of people assumed Campbell Newman would win, so they voted Labor. Even though they wanted the Libs to win.

And then were upset when Libs lost.
i mean that might have been the psychology behind some people's votes, but it's not like all indications were that the liberals were overwhelming favourites, or even favoured as much as labor were in 2019. polls generally indicated that the liberals were slightly favoured but that things were pretty close and that newman was very personally unpopular and likely to lose his seat.

it also didn't look like it was going to be a landslide to labor in 2019 either - that's on the table for this election but it never really was for last election. what the polls indicated was likely then was a small labor majority only.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/Superchair14/status/1512914553603969026

I almost hope this happens just because it would drive the drips (more) insane

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
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A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"
Morrison's pitch at re-election being just "You know I'm poo poo and I didn't do anything to prevent obvious disasters BUT with Albo you don't know how poo poo he's going to be!" is the type of thing that got him kicked out of marketing.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

A Perfect Twist posted:

Morrison's pitch at re-election being just "You know I'm poo poo and I didn't do anything to prevent obvious disasters BUT with Albo you don't know how poo poo he's going to be!" is the type of thing that got him kicked out of marketing.

"How good's that?"

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

A Perfect Twist posted:

Morrison's pitch at re-election being just "You know I'm poo poo and I didn't do anything to prevent obvious disasters BUT with Albo you don't know how poo poo he's going to be!" is the type of thing that got him kicked out of marketing.

Wheel out Lara BingleWorthington

"Where the bloody hell's Albo?"

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
My optimism is bleeding away into pessimism.

Considering interest rates are going to rise faster than expected, how hosed are Labor if Labor is elected?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Gentleman Baller posted:

My optimism is bleeding away into pessimism.

Considering interest rates are going to rise faster than expected, how hosed are Labor if Labor is elected?

I think the more poignant question is "how hosed are you if they're not?"

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

There's quite a few things in here that make me cringe, but they're not wrong on "employer groups talk about ‘skills shortages’ when all of them are essentially inward facing and have no identifiable skills shortage that couldn’t be addressed with more training". In a lot of cases, what employers say is a skills shortage is actually a pay and conditions shortage, or a shortage of industries paying to train and develop workers.

That and I hear the skilled occupation list is a political football when it should really be more of a dynamic thing set by an independent authority.

hooman posted:

Some kind of brain broken committment to "the middle" with no understanding of what that actually means.

Most peoples starting point is that their personal viewpoint is the middle without ever critically assessing whether that's true or accurate, or whether their rendition of 'the middle' is actually a desirable one or if their ideal changes to the world would actually have the impact that they'd like to see.

E.g. If you hate people on welfare and describe them all as being 'dole bludgers' who are merely 'wanting to stay home and do nothing', odds are you aren't going to realise that if that were true (i.e. they really were all faking being unable to find employment), it may be desirable for us as a society to collectively pay them off so the have-nots don't start stealing from the haves.

(The dole needs to be raised, bleh, I'm so over talking about it :smith: )

A Perfect Twist posted:

Morrison's pitch at re-election being just "You know I'm poo poo and I didn't do anything to prevent obvious disasters BUT with Albo you don't know how poo poo he's going to be!" is the type of thing that got him kicked out of marketing.

Appealing to peoples fear of the unknown isn't a bad strategy when you've got literally nothing else going for you.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

froglet posted:

There's quite a few things in here that make me cringe, but they're not wrong on "employer groups talk about ‘skills shortages’ when all of them are essentially inward facing and have no identifiable skills shortage that couldn’t be addressed with more training". In a lot of cases, what employers say is a skills shortage is actually a pay and conditions shortage, or a shortage of industries paying to train and develop workers.

This is a good point. In the land before time (pre neo-con ideals of the 80s and 90s) the Commonwealth and state governments had massive apprenticeship and internship programs across a whole range of fields. You could be a mechanic working on government motor pools, or constructing public housing, or learning electronics and telecommunications as a Telecom apprentice, or do HVAC for government buildings. My uncle got his boilermaker's ticket working for Department of Territories in the A.C.T. It wasn't that long ago you could sit the APS entrance exam and get in as basic clerical.

Then of course everything that could possibly be done by a donor's company got sold off long ago. "Private sector is more efficient" is the mantra, without any evidence to back it up.

There are still graduate programs in the APS but it's not the same as vocational skill training in technical and trades. You can join the Defence Force and get skilled that way, but it's not attractive to everyone.

We could address homelessness with a massive construction program that was also a skills program, or have NBNCo skill up technicians and not use labour hire for delivery. There'd have to be some consideration of companies already working in these spaces, but they can adjust to not having super profits.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.

Don Dongington posted:

I think the more poignant question is "how hosed are you if they're not?"

it does feel like a real danger that labor have heavily constrained themselves by trying to be everything to everyone - "pro-business and pro-employer" AND promising full employment and real wages growth, lots of good spending initiatives AND no new taxes and committing to "spend responsibly" to reduce debt. it would be hard to make that all work in more stable times but when we're facing so many ongoing crises and labor are also established gigantic cowards, it's very easy to see them completely bungle things trying to avoid breaking their more conservative promises, either just through incompetence constrained by their existing promises or something like deciding to suddenly pivot to serious austerity to "responsibly" handle inflation etc.

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
While I think its pretty clear any negative impacts from rampant inflation and unexpected huge interest rate hikes aren't something Labor can avoid, I also am really scared that they can't pull off, "It's yet another recession Australia had to have."

Sons and daughters of people who lost their homes under Labor in the 90s are going to do it again here and I'm dooming pretty hard about it.


I don't know anything about Labor's treasurer, Dr. Jim Charlmers. Is he good? Any reason to think he will come off well when Peta Credlin has him on and demands he flagellate himself over the destruction of Australia's white children?

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

Capt.Whorebags posted:

This is a good point. In the land before time (pre neo-con ideals of the 80s and 90s) the Commonwealth and state governments had massive apprenticeship and internship programs across a whole range of fields. You could be a mechanic working on government motor pools, or constructing public housing, or learning electronics and telecommunications as a Telecom apprentice, or do HVAC for government buildings. My uncle got his boilermaker's ticket working for Department of Territories in the A.C.T. It wasn't that long ago you could sit the APS entrance exam and get in as basic clerical.

Then of course everything that could possibly be done by a donor's company got sold off long ago. "Private sector is more efficient" is the mantra, without any evidence to back it up.

There are still graduate programs in the APS but it's not the same as vocational skill training in technical and trades. You can join the Defence Force and get skilled that way, but it's not attractive to everyone.

We could address homelessness with a massive construction program that was also a skills program, or have NBNCo skill up technicians and not use labour hire for delivery. There'd have to be some consideration of companies already working in these spaces, but they can adjust to not having super profits.

Ironically, I did do a telco apprenticeship through my employer at the very start of the NBN rollout program, my work was given some sort of kickback for doing it.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Capt.Whorebags posted:

This is a good point. In the land before time (pre neo-con ideals of the 80s and 90s) the Commonwealth and state governments had massive apprenticeship and internship programs across a whole range of fields.

I thought it was neoliberalism. Reagan, Thatcher, Hawkie/Keating, Clinton, Blair. New liberalism is about privatization, deregulation, free trade, let the private sector provide government services etc. Did you mean something else happened starting in the 80s?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
The neo-con thing was more used to describe the Bush 1/2 era hawkish Americans who were more concerned with pumping money into the military industrial complex while persuing global hegemony via a series of asymmetrical conflicts, (which in reality isn't that far removed from Nixon era Republicans).

But the Reagan admin that famously embodied neoliberalism was more concerned with domestic economic policy, and this carried on through Clinton and then Obama after a brief diversion. Reagan ramped up military spending to untold heights, but this was more about bankrupting the Soviet union and killing socialism than the outright warmongering for profit you saw out of the Bushes.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

freebooter posted:

https://twitter.com/Superchair14/status/1512914553603969026

I almost hope this happens just because it would drive the drips (more) insane

"socially progressive, fiscally conservative"

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/AlboMP/status/1513003656584388618

powerful aura from this

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I keep having to check to make sure my monitor is on whenever I see it

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010


That's the most personally relatable picture I've ever seen of a politician and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Just one poll, but still lol:

"Voters deserting Coalition in Queensland and WA: Resolve survey"

https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/voters-deserting-coalition-in-queensland-and-wa-resolve-survey-20220410-p5acdx.html

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

freebooter posted:

Just one poll, but still lol:

"Voters deserting Coalition in Queensland and WA: Resolve survey"

https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/voters-deserting-coalition-in-queensland-and-wa-resolve-survey-20220410-p5acdx.html

This feels like last time, where we ended up having a swing towards the LNP though. Remember folks, the only survey worth a drat is the one on the 21st of May.

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


Is it possible for an american shitlib like myself to understand what nick xenophon is and why it makes aussies explode into emoji when he/it comes up, or is it like trying to explain four dimensional math to a bar napkin?

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Ranter posted:

I thought it was neoliberalism. Reagan, Thatcher, Hawkie/Keating, Clinton, Blair. New liberalism is about privatization, deregulation, free trade, let the private sector provide government services etc. Did you mean something else happened starting in the 80s?

No, you're right, that's it.

You could hardly call Keating a conservative but he was sure happy to flog off assets.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.

xarph posted:

Is it possible for an american shitlib like myself to understand what nick xenophon is and why it makes aussies explode into emoji when he/it comes up, or is it like trying to explain four dimensional math to a bar napkin?

idk what you mean by 'explode into emoji', can't think of anything about xenophon that would lead to that sort of reaction

he was a long-time independent senator from south australia who is attempting a political comeback at this election. he established a name for himself as an independent in the south australian parliament on a 'no pokies' (slot machines) platform before moving to the federal senate in 2007. he formed a party and was successful enough to have two more senators elected under his ticket in elections since (this is very, very successful for an independent in australian politics, it's very difficult for even a single independent to be elected to the senate), but then quit the senate in 2017 to run for the south australian parliament in 2018 (this time in the lower house, he was aiming to become premier) but that campaign was very unsuccessful. he then retired from politics and the remains of his party have had no success without him around. he's attempting to be elected to the senate again in the upcoming election as an independent once more and probably has a good chance, but it's not certain or anything.

he's generally fairly centrist & an opportunist focused mostly on getting funding for south australia. known for campaign stunts and a sort of 'anti-politician' image

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

lih posted:

idk what you mean by 'explode into emoji', can't think of anything about xenophon that would lead to that sort of reaction

he was a long-time independent senator from south australia who is attempting a political comeback at this election. he established a name for himself as an independent in the south australian parliament on a 'no pokies' (slot machines) platform before moving to the federal senate in 2007. he formed a party and was successful enough to have two more senators elected under his ticket in elections since (this is very, very successful for an independent in australian politics, it's very difficult for even a single independent to be elected to the senate), but then quit the senate in 2017 to run for the south australian parliament in 2018 (this time in the lower house, he was aiming to become premier) but that campaign was very unsuccessful. he then retired from politics and the remains of his party have had no success without him around. he's attempting to be elected to the senate again in the upcoming election as an independent once more and probably has a good chance, but it's not certain or anything.

he's generally fairly centrist & an opportunist focused mostly on getting funding for south australia. known for campaign stunts and a sort of 'anti-politician' image

He's also very, very willing to lie down with complete nutbars like Bob Katter when campaigning and is likely hollow.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
don't think being willing to campaign alongside katter for issues they agree on really says much, katter is not someone like hanson or palmer that no one should be willing to touch at all.

but he is an opportunist, yes.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
The real risk with Katter is that you could be doing a joint presser about an issue that you both feel particularly passionate enough, and he'll just start ranting about crocodiles.

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

i'd vote for albo's mum

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Hughiehogan/status/1512214726427623426

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



a roundabout way of saying the new premier of tasmania is the big spud in sassafras

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

I would make this man PM in a heartbeat. I relate to this man. Still going to put Greens first though, because he's not in my seat.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



ah wonderful. just go for the transphobe vote. loving election season.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Answering the dumb economic gotcha questions should be the first thing you prepare for if you’re labor lol

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:



ah wonderful. just go for the transphobe vote. loving election season.

It’s been a poo poo day for them both, everyone’s already running with Albo not knowing the cash rate and employment rate rather than PM backing transphobia and unaware of Miller’s 500k payout as well as Tudge being or not being a cabinet member… who knows?!

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Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Centusin posted:

Answering the dumb economic gotcha questions should be the first thing you prepare for if you’re labor lol

Nah, Labor should start spouting the line that the unemployment rate isn't a great mechanism of tracking workforce participation, and that underemployment remains high with many Australian's working multiple jobs to get by. Twist their dumbarse questions into an actual useful line, and an attack on the government. And heck, the dipshit Aussie media.

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