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Wait, is the shocker here that Biden is making a joke about MTG's Jewish Space Laser thing?
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Oh I doubt he even knows about MTGs Jewish space lasers. He's just making a stale politician joke "heh everyone blames me for everything, even the weather - that's ridiculous it's this guys fault heh", he's not even making a connection between Jews and weather control machines. Speaking of further GOP hypocrisy https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1512836940441260048 Sinatra to Ruskies: "Knock off that commie bunk or it's ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos"
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Apr 11, 2022 21:52
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I think he meant to say "priests" and misspoke. Honest mistake.
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Apr 11, 2022 23:01
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Just started Treasons Harbor. I think this is my 4th read through?
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zoux posted:Oh I doubt he even knows about MTGs Jewish space lasers. He's just making a stale politician joke "heh everyone blames me for everything, even the weather - that's ridiculous it's this guys fault heh", he's not even making a connection between Jews and weather control machines. Her husband groomed her.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:This will teach you that all your problems can be solved by going out and capturing a valuable enough ship that you can sell to pay off your debts. 
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:This will teach you that all your problems can be solved by going out and capturing a valuable enough ship that you can sell to pay off your debts. If you can't manage that, you can stay in special hotels where the bill collectors aren't allowed to go.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/Art0fLife_/status/1513110918288355330 I like the addition of Siddhartha sitting on the side there - a book about a guy that briefly tries the rise and grind lifestyle, decides it is pointless and stupid, then goes to live in a hut down by the river.
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Apr 12, 2022 01:31
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https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/1513684329964183553
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Never Split the Difference is an entertaining read involving lots of real hostage situations idk about the rest
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Apr 12, 2022 04:36
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Stop thinking you can't do it. You can. Get your rear end out of bed. Get your rear end on the ship. Stop thinking about your "safe space". Your safe space is here, on the quarterdeck. Make sure your sails are knotted correctly. Make sure you've got lots of gunpowder and salt pork. Rise and grind, stay focused. Out there on the high seas is a big French frigate that will solve all your money problems. No more second and third notices. All your bills are going to be set on autopay. All you gotta do is get out there, fire your guns at the exact right angle that lops off their mainmast, and board them with you pistols out and your cutlass raised. It's simple. Then you can say goodbye to your various debts. Just get out, and get it done. Pump the bilges of your depression. Don't think about it, be about it.
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Apr 12, 2022 04:55
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First comes the ship's biscuit, then comes the gunpowder stench, then say goodbye to those student loans. Make it happen, post captain!
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https://twitter.com/ass_dentata/status/1513618678377496576 Is there literally no one better in that district
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Apr 12, 2022 16:16
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 And you landed on Israel?
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Apr 12, 2022 16:40
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Just play Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag. At least you'll learn some awesome sea shanties.
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Apr 12, 2022 17:22
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https://twitter.com/MehdiHasanShow/status/1514047313018298370 Why, this woman has had no impact on American politics prior to 2016!
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https://twitter.com/MandelaFace/status/1514559764969111556
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https://twitter.com/VoteGloriaJ/status/1514442354811416581 It's true, Hitler was Time's man of the year. https://twitter.com/b_judah/status/1514379169769086987 
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All senators are brainless puppets so don't worry about the one with advanced dementia. https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1514666028973838339
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let them fight https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1514691845938626560 Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Apr 14, 2022 |
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Apr 14, 2022 20:48
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 Pretty weird of him to just outright support slavery like that, huh?
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fires up bone saw "What was your question again?"
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Kelly's new cartoon has outclassed anything by Garrison.
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JMBosch posted:
You can hold the view that slavery is bad and that the emancipation proclamation likely overstepped constitutional authority at the same time. Which also doesn’t make it a dictatorship. The whole thread is dumb. Edit: Lincoln was probably one of the foremost experts on the constitution of the era (see the Lincoln Douglas debates) and I expect he had a solid legal basis for the proclamation and its constitutionality. So I don’t think internet assertions of its illegality should be given a lot of weight. “He told a general in July that “I think it is valid in law, and will be so held by the courts.” ” By which I mean anyone arguing that the proclamation was illegal is probably arguing pre-textually. Murgos fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Apr 15, 2022 |
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If you’re going to argue against Lincoln, you’d probably be better sticking to what he did in say Maryland to keep it in the union, but then again if you knew the first thing about Lincoln you’d know what a loving squish he was over abolition and know he advocated colonization to of all people, free black people in the north. It was only the valor of black union soldiers that eventually changed Lincoln’s mind. If you want to honor the great emancipator, build a statue to a black private wearing blue.
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Yeah the Maryland stuff is the most dictatory Lincoln ever got. All the fun stuff like having a judge dragged off his bench and beaten while the judge was holding court. Having Francis Scott Key's grandson thrown in Fort McHenry's dungeon without charges for the crime of criticizing the practice of throwing people in dungeons without charges.
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I'm the guy grilling his balls. https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442
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I think South Park did the microwaving your balls thing already
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I could not think of a group less influential in foreign policy decisions but sure.
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Apr 17, 2022 18:35
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1515820039345164297
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I'm pretty sure blocking the entrance of Disneyworld would get you the fastest tow in all of history. You'd be lucky if they didn't fire a rocket at your car. The mouse takes it's money seriously.
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Jaxyon posted:I'm pretty sure blocking the entrance of Disneyworld would get you the fastest tow in all of history. The main entrance to Disneyworld is literally a highway where they have accidents because people slow down or stop to take pictures of the sign. There's also a lot of entrances to Disney property so it's pretty much impossible to close it off like that. They're at one of the intersections that leads to Disney Springs, a big outdoor mall, and some non-Disney owned hotels. Most the chuds have been protesting around that area, which is all restaurants and strip malls, because it's the closest they can get, while barely touching Disney owned property. Coincidentally, the Reedy Creek Improvement District office is on that road.  They're at the red circle and pretty much everything to the west of that is Disney Property.
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