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Who will win the federal Election This poll is closed. |
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48 | 42.48% |
| Labor Minority |
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29 | 25.66% |
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3 | 2.65% |
| Liberal Minority |
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12 | 10.62% |
| UAP Majoirty |
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21 | 18.58% |
| Total: | 113 votes | ||
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put them all in jail imo
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Recoome posted:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-12/strawberry-farmer-loses-200k-as-pickers-go-into-covid-isolation/100977738 All 40 staff tested positive in the same week. That's impressive.
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Apr 12, 2022 04:19
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Capt.Whorebags posted:That's awesome, Chicken Parmi. bowmore posted:Mate you're so talented Thaaaaank yooooooou
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Apr 12, 2022 04:52
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I can't believe that complete joker Albanese couldn't remember the... what was it? The bloody... cash... amount. Mate, you want to be prime minister, and you can't even remember the bloody cash amount? Scoff dot bloody gif, mate.
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Apr 12, 2022 04:57
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Albo can't remember the RBA cash rate. Scomo can't remember the 500,000$ of taxpayers money he paid to settle a complaint from the woman one of his ministers sexually assaulted. Guess which one made the front page
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Apr 12, 2022 05:07
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There's a front page?
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Apr 12, 2022 05:08
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Glad that Scomo openly supporting candidates pushing transphobic policies is all but completely shielded from scrutiny because Albo FORGOT MONEY NUMBER!!!
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Apr 12, 2022 05:17
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Holy gently caress I'm anxious
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Apr 12, 2022 05:21
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Paingod556 posted:I'm sure someone explained this back when the Senate changes came down, but whats the deal with exhaustion - is it better to put in votes for parties you do not want at all, or exhaust before you reach them? -there's at least some reasonable chance the party will win a seat -you ultimately prefer it over other bad parties that also have some reasonable chance of winning a seat like if you think palmer is horrible but ultimately him getting a seat is a better outcome than one nation winning a seat then you can give palmer your last preference before exhausting to help achieve that outcome but if you don't give a poo poo either way then it's fine to exhaust
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Apr 12, 2022 05:24
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eventually you make yourself such a small target they start bringing bigger guns and that's what this Numbah Blundah situation seems like to me Just a few weeks ago scomo nearly blinded himself pretending to be a blue collar worker lmao
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Apr 12, 2022 05:24
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Anidav posted:Holy gently caress I'm anxious Six weeks.
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Apr 12, 2022 05:27
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Wheezle posted:Six weeks. Yeah hopefully what we're seeing is our slow news cycle where this was the very co-incidentally chosen political story to drop - never mind the 500k tax paid hush money for Tudge's extramarital affair with a staffer Morrison says he knows nothing about, or the straight up transphobic women's sport ban. Just know Morrison hosed up in the past and will gently caress up again. Edit: Forgot to mention nobody knows Tudge's status... is he still a cabinet member? Who knows. woofbro fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Apr 12, 2022 |
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Apr 12, 2022 05:33
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abigserve posted:eventually you make yourself such a small target they start bringing bigger guns and that's what this Numbah Blundah situation seems like to me https://www.news.com.au/entertainme...bb18337d523fe1c quote:Renowned ABC host Leigh Sales has deleted her Twitter account a week after interviewing Prime Minister Scott Morrison. https://twitter.com/bairdjulia/status/1513706772430979075
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Apr 12, 2022 05:38
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ALP actually made a policy announcement todayquote:Labor has not committed to an additional increase to the jobseeker payment and has dropped plans for a review into the rate, the shadow assistant minister for the treasury, Andrew Leigh, has said. Cool!
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Apr 12, 2022 05:38
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Mode 7 posted:Glad that Scomo openly supporting candidates pushing transphobic policies is all but completely shielded from scrutiny because Albo FORGOT MONEY NUMBER!!!
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Apr 12, 2022 05:38
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:gonna combo it into asking albanese if he disavows his radical misogynist online fanbase Crosses name off list
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Apr 12, 2022 05:41
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Seemlar posted:ALP actually made a policy announcement today Labour party continue with it's core belief that you can't win an election if you run on having actual policies. God the next weeks few weeks are going to be a slog to get through.
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Apr 12, 2022 06:01
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Nat MP David Gillespie’s views on why elderly people should be forced on to the Indue card. “It is for their own good , for their safety”. “ Much safer for the elderly instead of cash“. The even nastier sting in the tail,”It isn’t your money it’s taxpayers money.”
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Apr 12, 2022 06:07
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So put all MPs on indue then.
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Apr 12, 2022 06:29
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Scott Morrison accuses Anthony Albanese of only seeking photo ops and being unable to answer hard questions.
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Apr 12, 2022 06:30
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Scott Morrison accuses Anthony Albanese of making GBS threads himself at the Engadine Maccas.
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Apr 12, 2022 06:35
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You can't rape and rob someone at gunpoint for their Indue card, you can only rape them at gunpoint. Based on a true story, which was frankly horrific. Tudge is still in cabinet, but doesn't have a portfolio, though no one has replaced him as Education Minister, except someone was filling him for him - who was a total idiot, except now apparently he was never the new Education Minister. Also, the investigated themselves and found Tudge did nothing wrong, though it's hard to say that with certainty as his ex-staffer wouldn't participate in the investigation as she didn't think they would investigate fairly. And even though they decided they did nothing wrong, they're paying her out half a million of tax payer money. If the LNP win with a scandal this big it's just a joke. A huge loving joke. I'll start dressing as a medieval knight and running under the gently caress Me Party, with the only policy being that they're already loving us anyway, so if you vote me in I'll just gently caress myself.
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Apr 12, 2022 06:35
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Capt.Whorebags posted:That's awesome, Chicken Parma. ftfy
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Apr 12, 2022 06:53
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Konomex posted:If the LNP win with a scandal this big it's just a joke. They got through brittany higgins, they will get through this. Australians are loving stupid and have shithouse memories. I mean, the beetrooter is the deputy PM.
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Apr 12, 2022 07:06
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The Murdoch media is going to do what they do, and the ALP is still thoroughly cowed. The LNP might manage to lose, but it's despite those efforts.
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Apr 12, 2022 07:07
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Going to be one of the least satisfying "I told you so" moments when scomo coasts through to another election victory, but at least I put my money where my mouth is this time so the Australian media are going to indirectly finance a new stereo for me  Christ I hope I'm wrong though
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Apr 12, 2022 07:13
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RE: Gotcha questions. Does anyone remember a few elections ago when the Labor leader was asked how much a litre of milk was, and couldn't answer. There was a big kerfuffle about how "out of touch with ordinary Australians" he was. The then Lib leader, (I want to say Howard), was asked the same question a few days later and gave an overly specific answer, (like $1.17 for example) supposedly to prove he was a down to earth battler who still bought his own milk, and not to show that he had a staffer rush out and tell him the exact price from the nearest supermarket.
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Apr 12, 2022 07:15
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aejix posted:Christ I hope I'm wrong though Same. I’m hoping Labor manage to not gently caress up this time, but we live in the dumbest timeline where every event must play out to the stupidest possible conclusion, so, we’ll see. At least I’ll put money on it this time.
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Apr 12, 2022 07:22
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BrigadierSensible posted:RE: Gotcha questions. https://junkee.com/scott-morrison-national-press-club-bread-milk-price/320790
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Apr 12, 2022 07:25
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Bargearse posted:ftfy I swear "parmie" has been the most annoying thing moving from Melbourne to
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Apr 12, 2022 08:09
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Waleed Aly UNLEASHES on Anthony Albanese in damning interview where he blasts his 'lack of competence' - as he clashes with Labor MP over '$300billion' spending bonanza Mr Albanese referred to his lack of knowledge as 'a mistake' 15 times on Tuesday Waleed Aly asked if it was 'not an error, but might reveal a lack of competence?' Shadow Treasurer said government doesn't want to talk about the cost of living PUBLISHED: 21:11 AEST, 12 April 2022 Waleed Aly has again unleashed on Labor leader Anthony Albanese for not knowing Australia's unemployment or cash rates, blasting his 'lack of competence'. It was the second night running that the Project Host ripped into a Labor Shadow Minister over Mr Albanese's shocking gaffe on Monday. Mr Albanese referred to his lack of knowledge as 'a mistake' 15 times during a press conference on Tuesday. Aly asked Shadow Treasurer Jim Chalmers if he could see that Mr Albanese's gaffe might be 'not an error or a failure of memory, but it might reveal a lack of competence?'
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Apr 12, 2022 12:31
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gently caress the media. It amazes me how the project, abc and maybe seven west will attack the libs, right up until the election date is called and then do this massive almost robotic switch to ignoring the faults of the LNP and just sledging on the opposition from all angles. There are angles to critique Labor and it shouldn't involve making it blatent that your donors or media mongul bosses have switched your programming. But anything for a pay check Waleed.
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Apr 12, 2022 12:35
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BrigadierSensible posted:RE: Gotcha questions. John Howard made a point of having a list of current grocery staples and their prices on him at all times. His politics may have been awful but he was a good politician in a way we haven’t seen from the Liberal party at least since.
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Apr 12, 2022 12:50
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It's chattering classes level poo poo / media desperately trying to convince itself it's relevant that barely anyone is listening to anymore. Albo's "gaffe" aint changing anyone's minds.
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Apr 12, 2022 12:50
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who stabs someone at the easter show i mean seriously.
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Apr 12, 2022 12:55
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Wasn't it just this Feb that Scott was in trouble for "not knowing the price of living" because his wife did the shopping?
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Apr 12, 2022 13:09
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The Lord Bude posted:John Howard made a point of having a list of current grocery staples and their prices on him at all times. His politics may have been awful but he was a good politician in a way we haven’t seen from the Liberal party at least since. Obligatory preface: Howard was a piece of poo poo as a man and a politician. But he was absolutely clued in on all the stuff he might need to know to maintain his image as a friendly old granddad. He'd get up around 5am and read through every major newspaper, go on his little jog and then do a whole bunch of TV and radio spots to constantly 'touch base' with his supporters. He had the whole thing down to a fine loving art and it kept him in the PM's office for 11 years. And may we never see his loving like again.
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Apr 12, 2022 13:21
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Hey does anyone else remember people taking the piss out of Howard because he lived at home till his 30s or some poo poo
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Apr 12, 2022 14:40
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Anidav posted:gently caress the media. Lol tv entertainers are all rich as gently caress, of course they all want the libs to win. This is probably the biggest blind spot in Western culture - the notion that entertainers, who are all sufficiently loaded that they and their extended families could probably never work again and still expect a higher standard of living than 99.9% of the population, aren't the moneyed elite, and aren't gonna do everything they can to make sure the party least likely to touch their money gets in. I'm sure Aly will have something to say when the hard right eventually stop fumbling around and actually get a knife in Morrison, and which point anyone darker than a sheet of A4 Reflex is going to become public enemy #1 - but for all we know he's bought the compound next door to Peter Thiel's over the Tasman.
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Apr 12, 2022 14:45
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Rogue former Queensland LNP MP George Christensen has abandoned his plan to retire from parliament at the May 21 election and will run instead as a One Nation candidate. Which seat is not yet announced (he was in Dawson).
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Apr 12, 2022 14:59
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