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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Excelzior posted:

you need to push the truck to get the last psalm

Do the Pokerap next

Uncle Wemus posted:

Superintendent Psalmers



:cry:

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





Oh gently caress you’re going to make me Song of Solomon.

Your stature is like a palm tree;
your breasts are clusters of fruit.
I said, “I will climb the palm tree
and take hold of its fruit.”

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
[quote="Uncle Wemus" post="522742320"]


You know how you never think a meme is going to sock you right in the higher processing plexus? Well this one got me. It got me real bad.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009






Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

But will he be stirred? You think David would have kept that possibility in mind.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Prurient Squid posted:

I read the parable of the Unrighteous Judge and the Widow. I think it's highly possible that the Psalms were writting to nag and guilt trip God into being nice.
Given all the rules lawyering God that Judaism does, that doesn't sound too far off base.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
d'oh lord why have you forsaken me?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

frankenfreak posted:

Given all the rules lawyering God that Judaism does, that doesn't sound too far off base.

It's a bit hard to understand given we all grew up with religion designed to glorify bootlicking, but Judaism especially in actual old testament days was explicitly a contractual religion.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, post psalms!

Alpenglow
Mar 12, 2007

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


lol

er, uh I mean :hmmyes: selah

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDsJkfiLys

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.






MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

(annoyed grunt) lord why have you forsaken me?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:dudsmile:

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Genius.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
When Homer asks if you're Batman, you say YES!

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

When Homer asks if you're Batman, you say YES!

Pssst, I think he’s talking to you

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009






TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Lol, we haven't even had any long ones yet.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Sirachposting when?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

d'oh lord why have you forsaken me?

That's a waffle Bart threw up there

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

i am screaming laughing at this

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

I like stories

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009








Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
People are right. The monologue in Atlas Shrugged really is stupidly long.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009





















Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Excellent pacing in the first few panels.

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

lol

It would be perfect if only it had a clock on the wall with the time set at 4:30.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Wait why is Willie there??

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

He's being a creep and recording people from the bushes banister.

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