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Two weeks straight of people posting about nothing but Final Fantasy games is the proof that the Nintendo Switch has no good games and is dead.
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would you rather have no good games, or no games
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Apr 13, 2022 16:08
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my favorite part about the switch is all of the old rear end games you can buy to play on the toilet
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Apr 13, 2022 16:09
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old rear end games to empty your old rear end to
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Apr 13, 2022 16:12
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I play the games on my bed, which is comfortable and has blankets
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Apr 13, 2022 16:13
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Best way to play is laying on the couch a few feet away from the TV.
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Apr 13, 2022 16:29
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I'm not sure why people are suggesting pooping on the couch or bed, but that's the beauty of the Switch: it caters to all types of toilets.
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Apr 13, 2022 16:46
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Senator Drinksalot posted:Yeah it's pretty straightforward and the ability system isn't really that deep. Unless you are trying to fight Ozma Ask me about finding out I'd broken the quest chain to actually hit Ozma with regular attacks after putting in the hours to do literally every other thing in the game.  To beat it I had to Boost all my summons, so I could auto-regen in the time it took for the animation to play out, and could only practically damage it when Trances came up. Took nearly an hour, and every elixer in the game, but that fat orb went down. 
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Apr 13, 2022 17:11
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American McGay posted:Two weeks straight of people posting about nothing but Final Fantasy games is the proof that the Nintendo Switch has no good games and is dead. Ok, but tomorrow, we'll all be talking about Mario Golf 64. And then 2 days after that, back to FF talk. But until then...
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Apr 13, 2022 17:19
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Senator Drinksalot posted:Yeah it's pretty straightforward and the ability system isn't really that deep. Unless you are trying to fight Ozma Yeah that's the problem. There's an unquestionable "best" ability and you just spam that. FF9 is a nice game but I have trouble calling it great. Everything about it is better than I expected but somehow every other FF from 6-10 was more memorable. Zulily Zoetrope posted:I'm still making my way through the Switch drip of old-rear end video games everyone's mentioned but I never really knew. Somehow no one ever told me the thing that happens like mid-way through Chrono Cross and I got to be floored by it 20 years later.  it's the best thing about the Switch. I would never have thought I could talk about these games, now that the console wars are dead we can all enjoy everything that's playable and it's lovely.
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Apr 13, 2022 17:25
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Waffle! posted:This right here is exactly why I don't like certain RPGs. How are you supposed to know any of that without a strategy guide you have to keep checking instead of just enjoying the game? For tips on how to play the game without a strategy guide, visit PlayOnline.
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Apr 13, 2022 17:33
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok, but tomorrow, we'll all be talking about Mario Golf 64. I will not be talking about Mario Golf 64. I will be talking about Legend of Valkyrie and trying to convince you all to play it when it gets rereleased tomorrow, because it's wonderful https://twitter.com/dantemendes/status/1418266543213907968
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Apr 13, 2022 17:47
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Willo567 posted:I will not be talking about Mario Golf 64. A shmup guy I know keeps talking this game up; I might have to check it out.
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Apr 13, 2022 18:11
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xedo posted:For tips on how to play the game without a strategy guide, visit PlayOnline. You actually needed both, the guide had all the codes you needed to search for, I think it was Square's first tentative step into grifting the hell out of their customers
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Apr 13, 2022 18:11
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I will never shut up about Mario Golf 64 Brace yourselves
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Apr 13, 2022 18:34
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I will never shut up about Mario Golf 64 Please save us from final final fantasy chat
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Apr 13, 2022 18:41
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did you know that final fantasy characters have appeared in mario sports games
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Apr 13, 2022 18:44
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Will Square ever let Nintendo add Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest to SNESflix?
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Apr 13, 2022 18:47
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Trump Card posted:Will Square ever let Nintendo add Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest to SNESflix? they probably think they don't need to, since they already released Mystic Quest for the Gameboy in their Mana Collection
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Apr 13, 2022 18:52
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Is this to be our final conversation on the subject?
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Apr 13, 2022 18:54
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100YrsofAttitude posted:Is this to be our final conversation on the subject? No that's just a fantasy.
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Apr 13, 2022 18:58
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It's a shame that Fina Fantasy Origin: Stranger of Paradise isn't on the Switch but considering the optimization issues it has I can't even begin to imagine how much work it'd take to make it run, let alone be playable.
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Apr 13, 2022 19:09
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It looks real ugly on the Series X and it stutters constantly I’m not sure what they did
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Apr 13, 2022 19:10
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https://twitter.com/SlainUnikorn/status/1514059826011295747?s=20&t=mL32UVTqfV51JQRkPmjIbQ
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Apr 13, 2022 19:14
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Libluini posted:they probably think they don't need to, since they already released Mystic Quest for the Gameboy in their Mana Collection Why did Square have to use that name on two unrelated games? I just want my game about dumb boy Benjamin going on a quest because an old guy on a cloud told him to 
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Apr 13, 2022 19:30
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JaneError posted:https://twitter.com/SlainUnikorn/status/1514059826011295747?s=20&t=mL32UVTqfV51JQRkPmjIbQ wow when did elden ring get ported to the switch!?!? also, lmao
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Apr 13, 2022 19:41
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Trump Card posted:Why did Square have to use that name on two unrelated games? I just want my game about dumb boy Benjamin going on a quest because an old guy on a cloud told him to If I remember the story right, it's because they didn't think the two game series would sell well enough without the FF name stuck to them to give it brand recognition. This was Final Fantasy Adventure (Mana 1) and Final Fantasy Legends 1-3 (SaGa), both GB games, and while successful, was a bit of a double edged sword for those coming into the games expecting it to be an FF game. Mystic Quest has always been an intentional Final Fantasy spin-off though. It was made to be an "easier and faster RPG" for the USA to serve as a method of getting more people into the mainline FF series. It's even called Final Fantasy USA: Mystic Quest in Japan. Edit: Confusingly, Final Fantasy Adventure (Mana 1) was localized as Mystic Quest in PAL regions. I have no explanation for this confusing decision. Left 4 Bread fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Apr 13, 2022 |
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Apr 13, 2022 20:01
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Americans needed easier RPGs because we were used to baby mode series like *checks notes* ...Ultima, Bard's Tale, and Wizardry. 
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Apr 13, 2022 20:23
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Still waiting on might and magics and heros of might and magic
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Apr 13, 2022 20:31
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Evil Fluffy posted:Americans needed easier RPGs because we were used to baby mode series like *checks notes* ...Ultima, Bard's Tale, and Wizardry. I always found this assumption weird because yeah, the games they modeled Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy were rooted from western PC dungeon crawlers. Not to mention D&D which it all comes from being an American invention. There's also the fact that Square shot themselves in the foot with the various circumstances leading to Final Fantasy VII being the fourth mainline game released in the west.
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Apr 13, 2022 20:38
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Yo, Kirby Flash Fishing in the Forgotten Lands is going to be my new go to. As I was making 30 coins at a time, I thought 'This is how I pay for my in-game gacha habit'. Then I got a fish worth 500g. 
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Apr 13, 2022 20:59
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talking about final fantasy is good, because final fantasy is good
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Apr 13, 2022 21:54
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i have beaten elden ring and breath of the wild
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Apr 13, 2022 23:45
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I gave up on elden ring because I got good enough to realize I'd never "git gud"
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Apr 14, 2022 01:15
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I’m playing FF9 on my Switch and I’m having fun. Once I finish it I will begin playing FF8 on my Switch and I anticipate having fun with it too. Am I doing this right?
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Apr 14, 2022 02:00
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Wildtortilla posted:I’m playing FF9 on my Switch and I’m having fun. Once I finish it I will begin playing FF8 on my Switch and I anticipate having fun with it too. Tell us about it. More. Until your post invokes a scroll bar. Then you've reached Minimum Postage. 
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Apr 14, 2022 02:06
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You don't need a reason to help people.
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Apr 14, 2022 02:26
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I’d like to play a FF game on Switch but I’ll be playing Dragon Quest XI for the rest of my life
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Apr 14, 2022 02:55
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Tall Tale Teller posted:I gave up on elden ring because I got good enough to realize I'd never "git gud" you don’t need to “git gud” to beat elden ring
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Beat Broken Sword 5. If you're a fan of classic adventure games like Monkey Island or King's Quest then this one is worth a look.
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