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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Just a few days ago I was thinking “hey it would be nice if they made a beast wars movie”

I’m so sorry everyone.

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Imagine directing 7 movies in the same commercial franchise, that's psycho poo poo
lol


I wonder what sort of man David Yates is

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Cowcaster posted:

did anyone see the mspaint i did making the poster say "the jortman"

Buddy, we care about you.

Don't so this to yourself.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Boogie Nights is way overrated and I say that as a huge Magnolia lover.

People poo poo all over Forrest Gump for being 1960-90s nostalgia porn, but BN somehow gets a pass despite being little more than 1977-83 nostalgia porn.

"Check out these wacky clothes! Remember when cars looked like this! Heya, old technology! Who could forget these golden radio hits!!"

Veev
Oct 21, 2010

K is for kid.
A guy or gal just like you.
Dont be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do.
There's nothing funny about jorts.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ProperCoochie posted:

Boogie Nights is way overrated and I say that as a huge Magnolia lover.

People poo poo all over Forrest Gump for being 1960-90s nostalgia porn, but BN somehow gets a pass despite being little more than 1977-83 nostalgia porn.

"Check out these wacky clothes! Remember when cars looked like this! Heya, old technology! Who could forget these golden radio hits!!"

What are you talking about? Nobody shits on Forest Gump because of "nostalgia porn", they poo poo on it because it sucks. And Boogie Nights never calls overt attention to the fact that it takes place in the 70's and 80's, so no one is giving it a pass.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
FG is pretty much nostalgia porn and it's a huge part of why it sucks though

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Also, aside from that, it's dumb and bad.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Forrest Gump was a huge nostalgia handjob to boomers

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
making jokes about forrest gump is wrong guys you need to stop

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
also boogie nights literally was '70s and '80s nostalgia porn, literally, are we not allowed to make exaggerated period pieces now

lifetime supply of Pocky
Aug 19, 2003

i’ve never seen magnolia

is it like gen x’s donnie darko?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
no a 13 year old from any generation would be bored to death by magnolia and really into donnie darko

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
gently caress calling boogie nights porn nostalgia would have been the way better joke. it's just too late now :(

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
hahaha moonfall had 140 million budget? I saw the thumbnail and thought was an old direct to dvd thing they watched

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
Are they serious about the plot? Theyre not just making up the "moon is a dyson sphere around a miniature white dwarf and full of AI nanobots from ancient humans in a galaxy far far away"?

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Vim Fuego posted:

Are they serious about the plot? Theyre not just making up the "moon is a dyson sphere around a miniature white dwarf and full of AI nanobots from ancient humans in a galaxy far far away"?

It is and I think the white dwarf Dyson spheres are neat. The rest is rehashed trash, really tired sci-fi material.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cubone posted:



I wonder what sort of man David Yates is

Ned Flanders

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Boogie Nights is cool because it isn't afraid to make everything and everyone look appropriately ugly. And obviously Wahlberg is great at playing a dumbshit.

Also it's a great movie.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

Are they serious about the plot? Theyre not just making up the "moon is a dyson sphere around a miniature white dwarf and full of AI nanobots from ancient humans in a galaxy far far away"?

yeah, I watched it. it is indeed as bad as you suspect.

watching the latest Picard here and, oh boy...

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Gutcruncher posted:

Just a few days ago I was thinking “hey it would be nice if they made a beast wars movie”

I’m so sorry everyone.

the netflix transformers show was dogshit. everything sucks!!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

it's a bit like the TNG episode "shades of grey" except instead of flashbacks from previous episodes, they used footage of burning garbage instead

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Ti West's X is out now in the usual places

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
holy poo poo. thanks

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
kinda a hard one to search for tho isn't it. x 2022? yeah probably

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

yeah haha my first search threw up some interesting results

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVX7df79BNo

:sickos:

Yes!!!!

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Cowcaster posted:

did anyone see the mspaint i did making the poster say "the jortman"

i saw it and i thought it was very funny!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cowcaster posted:

did anyone see the mspaint i did making the poster say "the jortman"

you should have put Kevin Smith's face on all the characters

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I'll probably still go see Northman next week. that or Everything Everywhere All At Once will be the first movie I see in theaters since Endgame

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Return of the King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Z7-Cvfk3I

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀

looks goofy

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



Lol :hmmyes:

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




grimdark Shrek reboot

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

bitterandtwisted posted:

grimdark Shrek reboot


I bet he's a good listener.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

bitterandtwisted posted:

grimdark Shrek reboot


wish some posters would follow this example

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Holy poo poo, are movies back?!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





a sequel to eXistenZ

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Holy poo poo, are movies back?!

no

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Tokyo Vice continues to own.


Moon Knight continues to be decent but then total poo poo once Moon Knight actually shows up. The CG costume is so loving bad.

edit: Picard continues to be Picard.

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