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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
I saw a video of some people removing poop stored in an elephant's butt and you can't get larger than that

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Cavauro posted:

Poop is not stored in the butt, whatsoever.

Okay but pee is stored in the balls right?

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

left ball pee, right ball poop

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/5Deuce4Tre7/status/1238069724124196865

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


Sticky Nate posted:

left ball pee, right ball poop

Cro plop

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Noted tourist attraction, Stamford, CT.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Somebody tell that guy wwe already has an entire universe

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Lamuella posted:

casual wear was like, one of the things this segment got right even as other stuff potentially hosed up. Nothing looks better than a monster in street clothes just killing people.

Putting a monster in a suit let's you do the shot of the victim cowering in fear while they take off their cufflinks and roll up their shirt sleeves methodically.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010




They should definitely try this because it would be very funny

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


cagliostr0 posted:

Putting a monster in a suit let's you do the shot of the victim cowering in fear while they take off their cufflinks and roll up their shirt sleeves methodically.

Let's all remember the moment at which we all first fell in love with Wardlow

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1167947876527304707

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Lamuella posted:

Let's all remember the moment at which we all first fell in love with Wardlow

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1167947876527304707

He was dating Anna Jay and got mugged by Alan Angels, Lee Johnson and uhhh.... is that Lee Moriarty too?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I loved that period where MJF was producing weird short films for his hirelings.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


also what was up with the weirdly huge shoulder injury?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Incredible run of Deuce posting.

https://twitter.com/5Deuce4Tre7/status/1514603389069377539

Seeing that match (where Punk worked an injury that fooled a bunch of people) and coming to the conclusion that Punk needs to learn to work around his limitations... it might be crazier than thinking WWE needs a company town.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Love to use "Terry Funk in ECW" in the opposite way from literally every other time it has been used.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
imagine hating cm punk doing a loving lucha arm drag but instead of the arm drag he did an 80s style hip toss

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





bebaloorpabopalo posted:

lucha arm drag

It's an arm drag! Americans do arm drags!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

And in those cities Wrestlers should be paid in WWE Bucks that can only be spent on WWE stores.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Gonzo McFee posted:

And in those cities Wrestlers should be paid in WWE Bucks that can only be spent on WWE stores.

And if NXT wrestlers want to build rockets with their friends you should begrudgingly support them

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Also Kayfabe must be respected at all hours while within the city limits of WWEopolis

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Oh who are we kidding, WWE City would fail upwards yet again and somehow make a trillion dollars

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
in WWE City all the cops are rookie wrestlers so laws don't mean anything.

And every granny is a stunt granny.

Atillo
Jan 9, 2007


A city seems a bit much, maybe a compound

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

your friend wicka posted:

And if NXT wrestlers want to build rockets with their friends you should begrudgingly support them

October Sky is an anagram of Rocket Boys

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

Lid posted:

October Sky is an anagram of Rocket Boys

I love that Elton John song

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Lid posted:

October Sky is an anagram of Rocket Boys

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You might read this and think "that's fair he's talking about the overrun.

https://twitter.com/AllNewDom/status/1514777923638636553

But lol no he's talking about the Team Taz vs Swerve and Keith tag match that the crowd was red hot for and everyone loved.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The crowd didn't really like them. They were only hometown hero over, chant over, song over, highspot over, great wrestling over, charisma over, character over, and high entertainment value over.

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
Tyra Banks tried to launch this place called Model Landnd that was derailed by covid yet insists is still coming soon. I think WWE Land would run thr same way.

https://www.model-land.com/

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Dr. Baker posted:

Tyra Banks tried to launch this place called Model Landnd that was derailed by covid yet insists is still coming soon. I think WWE Land would run thr same way.

https://www.model-land.com/

Excited for the ride where she shaves all your hair off, gets mad at you for crying about it then kicks you out of the theme park

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Dr. Baker posted:

Tyra Banks tried to launch this place called Model Landnd that was derailed by covid yet insists is still coming soon. I think WWE Land would run thr same way.

https://www.model-land.com/

I remember listening to a bad books podcast covering a book she wrote under the same name that was basically like, Harry Potter but with models instead of wizards??? and it was just batshit insane on every level.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Rarity posted:

Excited for the ride where she shaves all your hair off, gets mad at you for crying about it then kicks you out of the theme park

There's a story here I'm not familiar with.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

There's a story here I'm not familiar with.

It's just one of the many ways she treated women like poo poo on America's Next Top Model

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
https://twitter.com/ringthebelleds/status/1514663317968769032

"NOOOO AEW 'fan' I totally didn't make up to keep pushing my bad faith narrative, don't tell me women don't draw. No Mr.Aewsexual NOOOOOOOO!!!"

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
there's lots of people who say that and that probably includes a lot of AEW fans

on the other hand

https://twitter.com/tallawah12/status/1514760341904834563

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

IIRC only Dexter Lumis, a man, has a drawing gimmick at the moment

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Rarity posted:

It's just one of the many ways she treated women like poo poo on America's Next Top Model

Ah, thanks Rarity

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Finally everyone can live under WWE city law

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Drakkel posted:

I remember listening to a bad books podcast covering a book she wrote under the same name that was basically like, Harry Potter but with models instead of wizards??? and it was just batshit insane on every level.

I think that was 372 pages podcast and yes, the book was so insane

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long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

I am putting you all in T-Mail Jail

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