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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I vaguely remembered a song my mum used to sing bits of, something like "riding along on your pushbike, honey". I looked it up last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpiyv6RszTM

It turns out it's turbo horny.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Apr 3, 2022

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Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Just needs a few more little old bald men getting bopped on the head to be full Benny Hill.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Mungo Jerry gives some pretty bad advice - "Have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find", and "If her Daddy's poor, just do what you feel"

:ohno:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Yeah, I also just found out that's originally by them, too.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Mungo Jerry gives some pretty bad advice - "Have a drink have a drive, go out and see what you can find", and "If her Daddy's poor, just do what you feel"

:ohno:

https://youtu.be/f5ma_Xv7rGM

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Yeah I think anyone of my generation from RoI/UK this is their first point of reference for that song, left a big impression as a kid. Also the road safety ad where the car flips over a hedge and wipes out a back garden birthday party lol

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Hyperlynx posted:

I vaguely remembered a song my mum used to sing bits of, something like "riding along on your pushbike, honey". I looked it up last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpiyv6RszTM

It turns out it's turbo horny.



Jesus Christ.

I just learned two things from the Funny Pictures thread:

According to Urban Dictionary, a "bussy" is:

quote:

Slang term used by gay men to connote Boy-Pussy. In reference to their anus.

And this led me to learn that this rapper that my neighbor has been telling me is a "close personal friend" of his is not named "Little Bussy" as I've been hearing it for the last decade, but "Lil Boosie."

"You should listen to Little Pussy, he's a close personal friend of mine."
"Little Pussy?"
"Yeah."
"Pussy?"
"No, Bussy."
"Pussy?"
"Bussy"
"Your friend is named Little Bussy?"
"Yeah, Little Pussy."
"Are we saying pussy or bussy?"
"Little Bussy, he's a close personal friend of mine."

We were saying neither.

credburn has a new favorite as of 20:07 on Apr 3, 2022

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bussy can also mean back/butt pussy for people who don't have a frussy but aren't boys

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
frussy sounds like some old timey nutritional deficiency

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

credburn posted:



Jesus Christ.

I just learned two things from the Funny Pictures thread:

According to Urban Dictionary, a "bussy" is:

And this led me to learn that this rapper that my neighbor has been telling me is a "close personal friend" of his is not named "Little Bussy" as I've been hearing it for the last decade, but "Lil Boosie."

"You should listen to Little Pussy, he's a close personal friend of mine."
"Little Pussy?"
"Yeah."
"Pussy?"
"No, Bussy."
"Pussy?"
"Bussy"
"Your friend is named Little Bussy?"
"Yeah, Little Pussy."
"Are we saying pussy or bussy?"
"Little Bussy, he's a close personal friend of mine."

We were saying neither.

He goes by Bussy Bad rear end now

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Milo and POTUS posted:

He goes by Bussy Bad rear end now
Pig Bussy Pompensaro

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

credburn posted:



Jesus Christ.

I just learned two things from the Funny Pictures thread:

According to Urban Dictionary, a "bussy" is:

And this led me to learn that this rapper that my neighbor has been telling me is a "close personal friend" of his is not named "Little Bussy" as I've been hearing it for the last decade, but "Lil Boosie."

"You should listen to Little Pussy, he's a close personal friend of mine."
"Little Pussy?"
"Yeah."
"Pussy?"
"No, Bussy."
"Pussy?"
"Bussy"
"Your friend is named Little Bussy?"
"Yeah, Little Pussy."
"Are we saying pussy or bussy?"
"Little Bussy, he's a close personal friend of mine."

We were saying neither.

Well if you see him bring some codeine

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Pig Bussy Pompensaro

Pro rear end username

wezmon
Dec 31, 2007

credburn posted:



Jesus Christ.



Did you realise the man in that picture is Paul Hogan a.k.a. Crocodile Dundee?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

wezmon posted:

Did you realise the man in that picture is Paul Hogan a.k.a. Crocodile Dundee?

Also it's a sketch from Hogan's TV show, it's not the official Mungo Jerry music video. 1970s Australian TV was pretty bad.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Apart from Prisoner Cell Block H.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also it's a sketch from Hogan's TV show, it's not the official Mungo Jerry music video. 1970s Australian TV was pretty bad.

Oh! Huh!

Well, that's what I get for just taking the first YouTube result.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also it's a sketch from Hogan's TV show, it's not the official Mungo Jerry music video. 1970s Australian TV was pretty bad.

Protip

Australian TV has always been pretty bad and still is

Except for whatever Micallef is doing at any given time

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Bluey's pretty great though.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
The French city of Nice is derived from Nicaea and there are many towns and cities that are derived from the same root. Nike is from the same source. The original name refers to the Greek goddess of victory.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Nice: We're FTW

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Yes, for the workers!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



noice

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Muskoxen are more closely related to goats than cattle

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
"Thar she blows" is for whales, not the wind

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


"Wind direction" is the direction the wind originates from, not the direction the wind is going.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





That I could cover up scratches on a marble fireplace with a chapstick and a tissue.
It worked perfectly!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Until someone moves the tissue!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I will defend the tissue forever!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Dip Viscous posted:

"Wind direction" is the direction the wind originates from, not the direction the wind is going.

Yeah, I feel like I'm a sentence people would usually say like "a strong breeze from the northeast" and that makes it clear.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, I feel like I'm a sentence

Yeah so do we; cruel and unusual punishment!

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, I feel like I'm a sentence people would usually say like "a strong breeze from the northeast" and that makes it clear.

Yeah but sometimes people say "we've got an easterly wind today" and then I have to think :(

Edit: by people i mean the king of red Lions in wind waker

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Phosphine posted:

Yeah but sometimes people say "we've got an easterly wind today" and then I have to think :(

Edit: by people i mean the king of red Lions in wind waker

:hai:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I have a letter somewhere, in which my great grandfather writes that his brother's ischias is bothered by the northerly winds. So that's how I remember.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Phosphine posted:

Yeah but sometimes people say "we've got an easterly wind today" and then I have to think :(

Edit: by people i mean the king of red Lions in wind waker

Easterly is blowing east to west, Eastward is blowing west to east.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


It's usually clear in speech, but I've been reading weather forecasts backwards for my entire life (National Weather Service will just say "W 9 G 17 mph" or whatever).

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

In Southern California its just wind or Santa Ana winds and fuuuuuck Santa Ana wind. Means dust and fire.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Carthag Tuek posted:

I have a letter somewhere, in which my great grandfather writes that his brother's ischias is bothered by the northerly winds. So that's how I remember.

It’s easy to remember because who gives a poo poo about where the wind is going after it’s through here? That’s someone else’s problem.

I do care where the wind is coming from, because it’s going to carry moisture, heat, and pollution from that place.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
The line "Hey, handsome. Want to dunk the clown" from the Simpsons episode where he meets his half brother is a double entendre.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Platystemon posted:

It’s easy to remember because who gives a poo poo about where the wind is going after it’s through here? That’s someone else’s problem.

That's how I think of it too.

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