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some bust on that guy posted:Are you not familiar with Gilbert? Literally my knowledge of Gilbert is "guy who voiced Iago on Aladdin who was a regular on Howard Stern". Not exactly deep. edit: why did that have to be a snipe 
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mcmagic posted:He didn't address banning Gilbert from the show? A caller asked about it and of course Howard tapdanced around it and said for the guy to call back next week and ask  They're probably on vacation next week and even if they're not that guy's number is possibly blacklisted now.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Literally my knowledge of Gilbert is "guy who voiced Iago on Aladdin who was a regular on Howard Stern". Not exactly deep. Look up his stand up or at least his roasts. He was unabashedly offensive as in he pushes it so far over the line he pretty much laps it and you can't take him seriously, which makes it pretty drat funny. Out of context, super offensive, but in context he was loving hilarious.
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some bust on that guy posted:or a child molester for wanting to sleep with 8 year old Bindi Irwin. Did he really want to sleep with her or was he just making jokes because gilbert is gilbert, and he doesn't give a gently caress?
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Apr 14, 2022 11:36
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wesleywillis posted:Did he really want to sleep with her or was he just making jokes because gilbert is gilbert, and he doesn't give a gently caress? It's the latter. With everything he did. I thought it was pretty obvious??
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mcmagic posted:Banned or stopped being invited, same difference. Howard generally doesn't truly "ban" people, he goes the ultra passive aggressive route and pretends they don't exist and which ultimately leads to incredibly awkward situations (like the aforementioned incident of ignoring Gilbert in a hallway at SXM despite them having history going back 30 years). Gary could never handle anything like that and so now Marci gets to play the heavy and does all the dirty work on Howard's behalf. When he and Artie ran into each other visiting Robin in the hospital and got along well, Artie got the idea that the door had been opened for him to return to the show and so he began trying to reach out to Howard, but never had his phone calls returned. He then went the heel route and started attacking Howard ("daddy pay attention to me!") until Howard finally responded. Another example is Howard's former best celebrity friend from the 80s, who was the template for his rock star altar ego for the 90s, Dee Snider. Dee had the gall to take a radio job that competed with Howard, and Howard decided that Dee was dead to him. Unfortunately for Howard, the team at "AGT" had no idea that Dee had been given that treatment, and booked him for a surprise segment on "AGT" where Howard had to pretend that they were best friends again, but thereafter he went back to pretending that Dee was dead. And oh, the irony of having Amy Schumer on for an interview the day after Gilbert died, when Gilbert was dismissed forever from the show after being told they no longer have comedians on...
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Apr 14, 2022 13:46
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never forget that bob saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 
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wesleywillis posted:Did he really want to sleep with her or was he just making jokes because gilbert is gilbert, and he doesn't give a gently caress? He also came on to Amy Heckerling's daughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCoqIMEbMLU
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This is great. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ENMDVEbjGaQ
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barnold posted:never forget that bob saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 How rude!
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This is an underrated one when Howard and Gilbert meet a bunch of German broadcasters from 1989 or 1990. Nonstop holocaust jokes Go to 37:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTjKwlufEQ
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I loved Gilbert. R.i.p. you funny bastard. Now speaking of jackhammering, do any of y'all think Brent and his wife are back going to metal concerts and orgies? Is she getting jackhammered by the jackhammer?
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wesleywillis posted:Now speaking of jackhammering, do any of y'all think Brent and his wife are back going to metal concerts and orgies? I don't think they ever stopped.
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Some wonderful anecdotes in this brief story: https://pagesix.com/2022/04/14/gilb...8731.1649933331
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Sand Monster posted:Some wonderful anecdotes in this brief story: Solid stories from his wife. Good stuff.
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Hey, its Ronnie Da Limo DRYVA with an Easter SEX TIP. This Easter, when yer fuckin' ya goil put some bunny ears on her, and then give it to her from behind. It'll be like yer fuckin the Easter Bunny HEH HEH HEH!! Anutha thing you can do, is put some easter eggs up'er twat and wait till they start to melt, then ya eat her pussy and it tastes like chocolate and she'll CUM LIKE THE MOON!! wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Apr 15, 2022 |
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, its Ronnie Da Limo DRYVA with an Easter SEX TIP. I love these.
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Glad you enjoyed it:)
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Was relistening to some Fight Week stuff and Pat Cooper is definitely up there on the list of stone cold lunatics. His son called in and at one point, Pat goes "Ah well I love you". His kid fires back with "Pff, never heard that growing up." Pat: "WELL THEN YOU'LL NEVER HEAR IT AGAIN!!!!" Also Pat's heyday was like, before we even landed on the Moon and he still expects comedians who were born in the 80s to treat him like some sort of living god. haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Apr 16, 2022 |
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haljordan posted:Was relistening to some Fight Week stuff and Pat Cooper is definitely up there on the list of stone cold lunatics. His son called in and at one point, Pat goes "Ah well I love you". His kid fires back with "Pff, never heard that growing up." Pat: "WELL THEN YOU'LL NEVER HEAR IT AGAIN!!!!" I'm only familiar with him from replays of his appearances and could never tell how much of that persona is an act. I feel like a lot of it is exaggerated, but the conflicts with his kids would suggest otherwise.
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Sand Monster posted:I'm only familiar with him from replays of his appearances and could never tell how much of that persona is an act. I feel like a lot of it is exaggerated, but the conflicts with his kids would suggest otherwise. Yeah I have a very strong suspicion that he's like that 24/7.
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, its Ronnie Da Limo DRYVA with an Easter SEX TIP. The phrase “CUM LIKE THE MOON” makes me laugh every single time. Excellent.
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I liked when Richard was talking about recording the Ronnie sex tips and cracking up because he got so close to the mic trying to talk sexy that his mustache kept brushing against it.
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Am I the only one who thinks Fred is a thin skinned nutjob? I'd say he's taken less poo poo than practically everyone else on the show but anytime someone makes even an offhand dig at him, he flips out and gets really pissed off. I dunno if he's mellowed out lately, but back in the day he had serious anger issues.
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haljordan posted:Am I the only one who thinks Fred is a thin skinned nutjob? Not even close.
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Gilbert's coffin is so Gilbert.  https://www.legacycelebrated.com/gilbert-gottfried/ Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Apr 17, 2022 |
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Grant DaNasty posted:Gilbert's coffin is so Gilbert. I hope that, inside that extremely inexpensive pine box, they arranged around his body an assortment of hotel soaps, muffins, and other free poo poo that he glommed from buffets, etc. Like a Viking king of old.
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Grant DaNasty posted:Gilbert's coffin is so Gilbert. Well, as Bigfoot might say, "it is what it is, it is".
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It's traditional for Jewish caskets to be as simple as possible. I think his wife took care of the plans and went the traditional route.
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It's actually just very "Judaism." It's customary to bury the deceased in a coffin made of wood with no metal or nails. Haven't you guys ever met a Jewish family or anything? Sheeeeeeeit
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I know that I want the cheapest, easiest thing done for me (cremation). gently caress pouring money into the bullshit funeral industry. The person you loved is gone. Nothing you do after that changes anything to do with that, and you know it. If they can 'hear you' talking to them at their gravesite, they can hear you talking to them from your house. Edit: goons, I have yet to draw up a will (I know, I know), so if there's ever a "RIP Rupert Buttermilk" thread in GBS, point them to this post, unless my wife has updated wishes from me. I love you all. Baba booey. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Apr 17, 2022 |
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When my grandmother died they tried to shame my mother into buying a casket that was going to be burned during the cremation. Knowing my grandmother was as cheap as Gilbert, I made sure they used the cardboard box.
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The funeral industry it no joke. About a decade ago by dad dropped dead and since he was such an rear end in a top hat to everyone and I'm the only family he had, I had to plan all this in 24 hours. He had a 50k life insurance policy which the funeral home was happy to settle. See, they take ownership of this and then start talking funeral options. They take their cost off the top and then have the insurance company send you the balance. I suppose its psychological because you don't have 50k in your hands so you're probably not thinking about it when they give you a final total. There's even "value deal" type packages where they throw in the a few options for you to pick. So much crap left over too. Prayer cards, guest books, etc. You'd have thought someone was running for political office with all the printed material. But do go get a will, Goons. Friends and family get really strange when there's money involved. My Dad had a fiance who was stringing him along for years, and her daughters burned through cash on all sorts of dumb things. Thankfully he had a will and once it was obvious I wasn't giving anyone anything, they disappeared practically over night. I had "old friends" call me to see how I was doing and in the same breath say things like, "Yeah so my car broke down and I can't work and my rent is late so I was wondering could I just have your dad's car since its already paid off?" There's little effort to get one. Just pick a local estate lawyer from Google and tell them you want a will. All you have to do them is sign the papers and pay the fee.
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Bonzo posted:The funeral industry it no joke. About a decade ago by dad dropped dead and since he was such an rear end in a top hat to everyone and I'm the only family he had, I had to plan all this in 24 hours. He had a 50k life insurance policy which the funeral home was happy to settle. See, they take ownership of this and then start talking funeral options. They take their cost off the top and then have the insurance company send you the balance. I suppose its psychological because you don't have 50k in your hands so you're probably not thinking about it when they give you a final total. There's even "value deal" type packages where they throw in the a few options for you to pick. So much crap left over too. Prayer cards, guest books, etc. You'd have thought someone was running for political office with all the printed material. Thanks for sharing this. I haven't had to deal with an immediate family members death yet, but I know it's coming soon. When I was like 6 years old, I remember my relatives fighting over scraps after one of my grand parents passed. It left an impression that I remember to this day (it's been 40 years now). I'm imagining the change in people when it comes to death, and "inheritance" is similar to the pandemic - people you used to respect and care about doing extremely selfish things that make you shake your head and wonder what good you saw in them in the first place. Not looking forward to encountering that when it happens, as my mind already won't be in a good place, but you sharing experiences like this help us prepare for when it does happen, so thank you for that. Artie loses it over Kathy Jones Porn "Oh yeah!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQs3nY6e4E
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So, I'm not a lawyer, and my dad only used to be one but, at least in Canada, you writing down what you want can stand as an impromptu will. Don't fully rely on it, get a real will, but I was surprised to learn that. Edit: oh, it's actually better than I thought. Edit 2: well, that didn't take long. Showed up in my feed on that hellsite. 
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Bonzo posted:The funeral industry it no joke. About a decade ago by dad dropped dead and since he was such an rear end in a top hat to everyone and I'm the only family he had, I had to plan all this in 24 hours. He had a 50k life insurance policy which the funeral home was happy to settle. See, they take ownership of this and then start talking funeral options. They take their cost off the top and then have the insurance company send you the balance. I suppose its psychological because you don't have 50k in your hands so you're probably not thinking about it when they give you a final total. There's even "value deal" type packages where they throw in the a few options for you to pick. So much crap left over too. Prayer cards, guest books, etc. You'd have thought someone was running for political office with all the printed material. It's funny, you could die and leave an estate consisting of a lovely, worthless lamp and some people will fight to the death over ownership of that stupid thing.
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