Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

I wonder what game this is aping.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 04:28

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# ? May 14, 2024 02:26

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

it seems so stupid and absurd to ape an AAA game with such a shambling graphical production, even though this is absolutely gonna get some people without functioning eyes/brains buying it. the emperor's new clothing line that's just a bunch of empty racks is fantastic I guess

# ? Feb 24, 2022 07:51

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

SirSamVimes posted:

I wonder what game this is aping.

Based on the cheese I'm going to say Skyrim

# ? Feb 24, 2022 09:23

FishMcCool: Apr 9, 2021; lolcats are still funny; Fallen Rib

The Lone Badger posted:

Based on the cheese I'm going to say Skyrim

Lol, that was my first thought before seeing the name/description.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 09:34

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

FishMcCool posted:

Lol, that was my first thought before seeing the name/description.

Yeah, my thought process went "Ha, cheese, funny skyrim joek- wait, the UI looks more like- :doh:

# ? Feb 24, 2022 09:38

BeckySucrose: Mar 1, 2022

Foo Diddley posted:

from the developers of cuckold simulator

i mean i know steam has no quality control but come the gently caress on

It's not even a new game. It's a mini-game from Cuckold Simulator released as a separate product. They're hoping their fans will buy the same thing twice to pwn the libs.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 07:59

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Now this showed up in my discovery queue even with adult content off, so technically not a steam porn game.

Foot Odor Girl - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1889100/Foot_Odor_Girl/

quote:

ABOUT THIS GAME
The heroine is a girl who likes sports. However, what is troubling is that after exercise, the stockings on her feet will be wet by sweat, giving out a unique smell.
� There are some exercise machines in her room and the player needs to control her movement.
� After sports, stockings on girls' feet will become smelly.
� Players can make stockings with different smells by combining different sports, shoes and stockings.
� Smelly stockings can be reclaimed for money.
� Smelly feet can be washed in the bathtub after exercise.
� Fatigue can be recovered through massage props.
MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

� Female characters in games may expose their thighs, backs, and stomachs.
� The game is not suitable for teenagers.

# ? Mar 14, 2022 03:48

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Zil posted:

quote:
The developers describe the content like this:

· Female characters in games may expose their thighs, backs, and stomachs.

# ? Mar 14, 2022 03:53

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

It's nice that they specify the game is not suitable for teenagers. Six year olds, though? Yeah it's fine.

# ? Mar 14, 2022 12:53

Commander Keene: Dec 21, 2016; Faster than the others

Captain Hygiene posted:

Scandalous. Absolutely scandalous. Corrupting America's youth, they are! And I, here in the year of our Lord nineteen-twenty-two, will not stand for it! :rant:

# ? Mar 14, 2022 13:01

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Terrible Awful Games: The game is not suitable for teenagers

# ? Mar 14, 2022 14:38

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Kennel posted:

Terrible Awful Games: The game is not suitable for teenagers

# ? Mar 14, 2022 14:55

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Nenonen posted:

It's nice that they specify the game is not suitable for teenagers. Six year olds, though? Yeah it's fine.

Six year olds might love a stinky feet game.

# ? Mar 14, 2022 19:55

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Zil posted:

Now this showed up in my discovery queue even with adult content off, so technically not a steam porn game.

Foot Odor Girl - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1889100/Foot_Odor_Girl/

lmao

# ? Mar 14, 2022 23:52

ErrEff: Feb 13, 2012

quote:

PLEASE BE ADVISED
WARNING

Hi Please Be Warn if Your Interested in Playing This Game My Computer Had a
Bad Windows Update and I Lost the files for
this project So If Theres a Bug I Cannot Fix It i
Contacted Steam And the Game Will Be Taken Down Shortly
Im Sorry Blame Windows

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1653790/Sisters_of_Silent_Liberty_Online_Multiplayer_Shooter_REBRANDED/

ErrEff fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Apr 13, 2022

# ? Apr 13, 2022 16:07

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

How do you lose the files to an asset flip?

# ? Apr 13, 2022 16:18

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

Use version control... please... :negative:

# ? Apr 13, 2022 19:47

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Use version control... please...

I think this game was an acceptable loss to learn that valuable life lesson

# ? Apr 13, 2022 19:51

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think this game was an acceptable loss to learn that valuable life lesson

also, having it fail in the dumbest way possible provides far more entertainment than the alternative

# ? Apr 13, 2022 19:53

AG3: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.; Oven Wrangler

Sounds a lot like the excuses I'd pull with my highschool teachers when I hadn't done my homework that was due.

# ? Apr 13, 2022 20:43

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

SirSamVimes posted:

I wonder what game this is aping.

Come on, how you gonna go and diss Honored.

# ? Apr 14, 2022 14:43

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Be My Girlfriends

quote:

"Be My Girlfriends" is a beauty girl + magic obstacle dodging game + GALGAME combined game. You need to control the chickens, dodge all kinds of obstacles, avoid enemies, and girlfriends together to reach the love gate, so as to trigger the plot level ...

https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256877140/movie480_vp9.webm

# ? Apr 14, 2022 18:30

Glagha: Oct 13, 2008; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Those visual novel bits are really goodbad

# ? Apr 14, 2022 21:07

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/hentai-uni-switch

Nintendo making sure only the most kid friendly games are on their store

quote:

Hentai Uni - a puzzle game that can be played with one hand

# ? Apr 14, 2022 21:49

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

ImpAtom posted:

https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/hentai-uni-switch

Nintendo making sure only the most kid friendly games are on their store

I know Nintendo's swung back to allowing more mature games with the Switch, but I would've expected they'd still block something with "hentai" in the name on principle

# ? Apr 14, 2022 22:10

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

the switch store looks identical to the steam store nowadays

# ? Apr 14, 2022 22:58

NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

I wonder what this is about?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1943760/Furry_Cyberfucker/

# ? Apr 14, 2022 22:59

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

ok cool as soon as i clicked that link i instantly saw an animated dog cock the size of my entire screen

# ? Apr 14, 2022 23:12

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

ok cool as soon as i clicked that link i instantly saw an animated dog cock the size of my entire screen

I am fairly sure you knew what you were getting in to.

# ? Apr 14, 2022 23:13

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.