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more like a bank waddle
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Boxturret posted:coin
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Apr 15, 2022 16:32
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Just a little bank run. As a treat
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Apr 15, 2022 16:41
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SubG posted:more like a bank waddle
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Apr 15, 2022 16:52
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:someones gonna get crimed arent they always
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Apr 15, 2022 17:03
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always be criming
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Apr 15, 2022 17:06
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haveblue posted:always be criming my friend has a "be gay, do crime" t-shirt. looking at it now, there seem to be other variants, also. i remember seeing the skeleton from the original infofile as a gang tag, here, so just thought someone might be interested in these.
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Apr 15, 2022 17:14
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haveblue posted:always be criming no trace, no case.
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Apr 15, 2022 18:09
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Crime on a Dime posted:no trace, no case. 
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Apr 15, 2022 18:26
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:isnt monero the preferred crime coin Monero is indeed a good privacycoin and yes, if you need to do a little cybercrime, get your payment in monero or cash out through monero the bottleneck is liquidity. when your victim buys monero, others will be cashing that out just as hard and fast
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Apr 15, 2022 19:35
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type #crime to do a quick little bit of cybercrime
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Apr 15, 2022 19:42
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Potato Salad posted:Monero is indeed a good privacycoin and yes, if you need to do a little cybercrime, get your payment in monero or cash out through monero Liquidity is less of an issue with Monero, though, as it is the one cryptocurrency that has actual economic activity behind it. Sure, the $1 million in USD that your victim had to pay to buy Monero to get their hospital system's data unencrypted will be swooped up by other people cashing out, but when you are ready to sell your Monero to get USD, there will be hundreds of people putting USD into the Monero ecosystem to buy their heroin and methamphetamine.
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Apr 15, 2022 20:05
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I think some bitcoin maxis do this annually as a "proof of keys celebration" and unfortunately it never crashes the ecosystem like I would hope
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Apr 15, 2022 20:19
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I hope this guy names their kid Nonce, then they have to go to the UK for work
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Apr 16, 2022 04:23
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that baby foot is freaking me out
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Apr 16, 2022 05:01
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Satoshi (nicknames: Sat, To, Shi)
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Apr 16, 2022 15:19
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a boy's name a word not conventionally used as a name nerd poo poo actually a girl's name, I guess nerd poo poo and completely inappropriate as a name a word not conventionally used as a name; nerd poo poo nerd poo poo and completely inappropriate as a name disastrously bad idea; at best, nerd poo poo was that list intended as a joke or was the guy serious. i would really like to know.
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Apr 16, 2022 15:51
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i like how once you have kids you basically have one foot in the grave
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Apr 16, 2022 19:09
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people who collect fine art often have to yell about how much they paid for it as it's never sold on famous auction houses that do press releases for them that let them brag without appearing tacky.
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Armitag3 posted:young shilldon
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Apr 16, 2022 20:40
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Blotto_Otter posted:just when I think I've seen all of the comedy that crpytos have to offer, along come a bunch of brain geniuses announcing a bank run in advance. crypto really is for innovators, huh and before the people who know they should get the money out before the scheduled bank run
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quote:Some have claimed that exchanges including Binance and Huobi have frozen withdrawals of Monero in anticipation of the mass-withdrawal, in an effort to prevent their lack of reserves from being discovered. Indeed, Huobi suspended XMR deposits and withdrawals 10 days ago and has yet to restore the functionality, which they say is due to a wallet upgrade. Binance also shows "withdrawal suspended" on its status page as of April 14.
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Apr 16, 2022 21:14
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can someone please get these goobers to organize an 'auditing' bank run on coinbase for a specific date oh my god this is too much
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comedyblissoption posted:can someone please get these goobers to organize an 'auditing' bank run on coinbase for a specific date oh my god this is too much it's basically impossible to do an auditing bankrun for a bitcoin exchange in a reasonable amount of time because of the pathetically low 7 tx/second. plus the insane transaction fees.
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i assume if these exchanges keep withdrawals disabled for the planned bank run the bitcoiners (monerocoiners?) will just grumble a bit and carry on using the exchanges as they always have
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Apr 16, 2022 21:28
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for a trustless economy there seems to be both a lot of trust and a lot of forgiveness when that trust is repeatedly betrayed
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Apr 16, 2022 21:39
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it turns out once you hand over all control of your money-like substance you start feeling a really strong need to trust the people holding it
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Apr 16, 2022 21:41
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after all, if you start being rude and suggesting that they'll run off with all the money they might get so offended that they'll run off with all the money
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Apr 16, 2022 21:41
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"you can't trust those central bankers because they'll inflate your money away!!!" exchange stops withdrawals and puts a 404 page up "having lost my life savings over the course of a week, here's why crypto will eventually destroy fiat (1/343)"
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Boxturret posted:it turns out once you hand over all control of your money-like substance you start feeling a really strong need to trust the people holding it more importantly, when the price of your money-like substance is entirely based on speculation and hype, you can't afford to publicly distrust the ecosystem or you risk popping the bubble and sending the price back to its fair-market value (zero)
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if you make uncivil or doubting remarks about an already-failed exchange, rudeness is such a powerful force that it can even travel back in time to be the cause of that exchange's failure (roko's basilisk works the same way)
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great https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/1515375487819911174
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Apr 16, 2022 23:18
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poo poo, can't allow withdrawals, wallet inspectors are here
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Apr 17, 2022 00:31
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so i guess that means the bank run was a success, but they're learning why organizing a bank run on a bank that currently has your money is a bad idea?
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Monero hodlers storming a French castle thought to be the last known address of Binance when the FBI hits their flank and the camera cuts to black
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Plorkyeran posted:so i guess that means the bank run was a success, but they're learning why organizing a bank run on a bank that currently has your money is a bad idea? they're highly experienced in following bad ideas
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Shumagorath posted:Monero hodlers storming a French castle thought to be the last known address of Binance when the FBI hits their flank and the camera cuts to black if this is a monty python reference, i am happy to say that i got it
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https://twitter.com/rodeorambler/status/1511208853261541387 lol
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Don't buy NFTs. 2/🧵
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wtf 
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