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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Cthulu Carl posted:

Wow, fourth quarter of Wisconsin games got Kosher

for those who are not familiar


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFgWxMbW2w0

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

It's photoshopped.

Original:




If you were working the cables over the water, it looked like this:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dokmo posted:

I love this one from Born To Fight

https://imgur.com/bKsvZjB.mp4

That movie is amazingly good. Fun fact is it uses a lot of the Thai Olympic Team instead of stuntpeople

This sequence is kinda of a sizzle reel for some of them to show off their sporting skills:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoW6EMVHy8

Also here have something I never knew was a thing, mixed with the first thing my dumb brain would try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr39f5t_Mdc

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It's photoshopped.

Original:




I wouldn't say it's photoshopped, just (clearly, to an extent where it need no disclaimer or explanation) colorized.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Mozi posted:

I wouldn't say it's photoshopped, just (clearly, to an extent where it need no disclaimer or explanation) colorized.

The picture has been heavily edited to make him look like he's standing over nothing.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Mozi posted:

I wouldn't say it's photoshopped, just (clearly, to an extent where it need no disclaimer or explanation) colorized.

They literally removed the concrete structure underneath his feet and replaced it with more water.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Oh >_< didn't see that, thought it was just cropped a bit more closely.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

It was photoshopped to look like he's untethered, standing on cables a few hundred feet above the water instead of the reality of him being untethered, standing on cables a few hundred feet above the water but over a small platform with no handrails or anything to arrest a fall of hundreds of feet.

IT's a small difference, but an important one.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/news38555/status/1515013472567939078?s=21

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:pcgaming:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

https://www.ornl.gov/blog/ornl-reporter/amphibian-assault


neat

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy
Best line: "Joe Culver, now a retired resident of Monkey's Eyebrow, Ky...."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Verdugo posted:

Best line: "Joe Culver, now a retired resident of Monkey's Eyebrow, Ky...."

That's up there with Toad Suck, Arkansas

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That's up there with Toad Suck, Arkansas

And Possum Grape, Arkansas.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

I'm the ominous feeling quotes around "hop".

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



wilderthanmild posted:

I'm the ominous feeling quotes around "hop".

I had the same thought. Like, is that a frog appearing where there was no frog a moment ago?

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

TotalLossBrain posted:

I recently started working in the semiconductor industry. Wafer fabrication equipment, specifically. The amount of dangerous substances in our large clean room lab is eye-opening. Stuff like pyrophoric silane is bad enough, but we also use a surprising amount of HF. Every eye wash station has little pucks of calcium glucanate. The internal lessons learned database is full of HF exposures.

I used to work at a company that was run by idiots and that routinely had manufacturing accidents involving various chemicals. I was thinking about leaving anyway, and when they started talking about a new process using HF, I noped the gently caress out of that place. You don't screw around with HF, and they were going to screw around with HF the way they screwed around with everything else.

Sakara123
Dec 10, 2019

The Big Chungus

Bacon Taco posted:

I used to work at a company that was run by idiots and that routinely had manufacturing accidents involving various chemicals. I was thinking about leaving anyway, and when they started talking about a new process using HF, I noped the gently caress out of that place. You don't screw around with HF, and they were going to screw around with HF the way they screwed around with everything else.

Probably the right call. I used to work as a medical responder for remote northern sites and the few HF burns we responded to were absolutely grizzly. You could always get some idea of how it was going to be when you pulled into the site and it was a clown show.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Marking this :nms:, not because anything bad happens but because it was a (thwarted) suicide attempt

https://i.imgur.com/HSW0lhS.mp4

That man's poor shoulders

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Humphreys posted:

Also here have something I never knew was a thing, mixed with the first thing my dumb brain would try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr39f5t_Mdc

What in the drat gently caress is that?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


That reminds me of the "mutant" frogs with extra legs and stuff that was in the news years ago, did they ever figure out what was happening to the frogs and is it still happening? I haven't heard about it in a long time.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Ok I went and looked it up and these things are great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zPNFFiM-pQ

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What in the drat gently caress is that?

For scaring birds maybe?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What in the drat gently caress is that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail_cannon

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


withak posted:

For scaring birds maybe?

For disrupting storm clouds so that they don't produce hail is what I read.

I want one now so I can see Nextdoor.com light up in my neighborhood.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bacon Taco posted:

I used to work at a company that was run by idiots and that routinely had manufacturing accidents involving various chemicals. I was thinking about leaving anyway, and when they started talking about a new process using HF, I noped the gently caress out of that place. You don't screw around with HF, and they were going to screw around with HF the way they screwed around with everything else.

What the poo poo is hf? Hydrofluoric acid? Or were they going to start selling harbor freight grade power tools?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

wesleywillis posted:

What the poo poo is hf? Hydrofluoric acid? Or were they going to start selling harbor freight grade power tools?

Yeah, hydrofluoric acid. The one that has an intense desire to devour every calcium ion in sight.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




wesleywillis posted:

What the poo poo is hf? Hydrofluoric acid? Or were they going to start selling harbor freight grade power tools?

HF is technically Hydrogen Flouride. It doesn’t become acids until water is introduced.

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Jonny Nox posted:

HF is technically Hydrogen Flouride. It doesn’t become acids until water is introduced.

gently caress, I'm actually 80% water, this is highly inconvenient.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Jonny Nox posted:

HF is technically Hydrogen Flouride. It doesn’t become acids until water is introduced.

The "A" for Acid is added for free when everyone who knows what HF is and what it does starts screaming.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Alkydere posted:

The "A" for Acid is added for free when everyone who knows what HF is and what it does starts screaming.

I wish I cross-stitched so I could make this post into a sampler.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Shifty Nipples posted:

That reminds me of the "mutant" frogs with extra legs and stuff that was in the news years ago, did they ever figure out what was happening to the frogs and is it still happening? I haven't heard about it in a long time.

Its almost always just genetic flukes.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


If you get bit by a radioactive frog what superpowers do you get?

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Easier to list which ones ya don't get

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What about the chickens with 6 legs and 4 wings that Colonel Sanders and Monsanto bred

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Shifty Nipples posted:

That reminds me of the "mutant" frogs with extra legs and stuff that was in the news years ago, did they ever figure out what was happening to the frogs and is it still happening? I haven't heard about it in a long time.

Nitrogen and phosphorus fertilizer from farm runoff ended up massively increasing the population of a parasitic fluke, Ribeiroia ondatrae, which causes frogs it parasitizes to grow extra limbs.


This is due to the Snail -> Frog -> Bird -> Snail life cycle the parasite has, basically more fertilizer means more algae which means more snails means more flukes.

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Apr 15, 2022

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

GD_American posted:

lol goddamn that's funny

sorree

It's also a generally good idea. It's bad for society for there to be legal and financial incentives to never apologize.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004


They're turning the frogs gray

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

What about the chickens with 6 legs and 4 wings that Colonel Sanders and Monsanto bred

They were delicious.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Curieous amphibians

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