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Squidster: Oct 7, 2008; ✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤

Kenning posted:

a) Jesus
b) How did you find a tweet with 1 retweet and 14 likes from an account with fewer than 400 followers?

I play Dungeons and Dragons with them. They're a sweet and kind person; none of this is fair.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 08:07

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:22

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Rainbow Knight posted:

I mean.... how dark are we going with this joke here?

Compromised. To a permanent end.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 08:08

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Squidster posted:

I play Dungeons and Dragons with them. They're a sweet and kind person; none of this is fair.

Please pass the word that I find their black humor bracing and compelling.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 08:13

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/502556515459674113

# ? Apr 15, 2022 10:51

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 4 days!

Foxfire_ posted:

Stolas, the Great Prince of Hell

"Bro why do you look like that. You can be any shape you want"

# ? Apr 15, 2022 10:53

moonmazed: Dec 27, 2021; by VideoGames

Philippe posted:

Compromised. To a permanent end.

his appointment to FEMA will be finalized within the week

# ? Apr 15, 2022 11:03

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

moonmazed posted:

his appointment to FEMA will be finalized within the week

Oh yes!

# ? Apr 15, 2022 11:30

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Philippe posted:

Oh yes!

It's like I can hear the exact cadence and tone. :golfclap:

# ? Apr 15, 2022 13:04

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

Cleretic posted:

which would really gently caress some systems up.

Listen, I get why you might think this, but I can tell you from personal experience that it will really not be that big of a deal when it happens.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 13:47

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Breetai posted:

It's like I can hear the exact cadence and tone.

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. Number one: That's terror. Number two: That's terror.

Deus Ex: The Recut is brain tape for me since forever

# ? Apr 15, 2022 14:12

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/hexsharpe/status/1514512804773961732?s=21&t=LDu2R4yOrIK5soXyYpw28w

# ? Apr 15, 2022 14:12

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Kenning posted:

a) Jesus
b) How did you find a tweet with 1 retweet and 14 likes from an account with fewer than 400 followers?

I've been getting random rear end Twitter recs lately from accounts like that

# ? Apr 15, 2022 15:27

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Foxfire_ posted:

Back in the late 60s, an early computertoucher named Ken Thompson made an offering to Stolas, the Great Prince of Hell who teaches astronomy*, so that computers would be able to keep track of time.

His offering was only sufficient to appease the demon through 2038 (Thompson reasoned he'd be dead from old age by then), after which the gift of timekeeping will end and computers will no longer have clocks.

*also knowledge of herbs and precious stones. That is how online banking and buying weed over the internet works

Wanna pop in and say I really appreciate this Prince Stolas and the Lesser Key of Solomon reference :respek:

# ? Apr 15, 2022 15:34

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1514735248197750787?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 17:12 on Apr 15, 2022

# ? Apr 15, 2022 16:24

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1514735248197750787?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

I hope this finally immanentizes the eschaton

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:09

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1514735248197750787?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

it's a vampire

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:14

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Philippe posted:

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. Number one: That's terror. Number two: That's terror.

Deus Ex: The Recut is brain tape for me since forever

Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod. Just in case though, we're police.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:24

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Mr. Lobe posted:

Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod. Just in case though, we're police.

Gimme the GEP gun.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:28

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/Eupholie_/status/1514967359336898566

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:40

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/kellkyy/status/1514979446222209039

# ? Apr 15, 2022 18:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1514735248197750787?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

Sure why the hell not this world is poo poo anyway

Open the mysterious lead coffin. Release what's inside. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:52

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/earthagae/status/1514970161584881666

# ? Apr 15, 2022 19:56

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

https://twitter.com/hardmaru/status/1515007393264205825

# ? Apr 15, 2022 20:09

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1514735248197750787?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

Why is it so snug?

# ? Apr 15, 2022 20:11

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

learnincurve posted:

Why is it so snug?

It had to be perfectly molded to the Dark Lord's slumbering figure, lest their grim power emanate forth and eat away at the protective seals.

# ? Apr 15, 2022 20:18

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1515033935280967688

# ? Apr 15, 2022 21:09

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1405927138403000321?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

# ? Apr 15, 2022 21:46

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1405927138403000321?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1514879787764006920

Eels on land! Snakes growing hair! What's this world coming to!?

# ? Apr 15, 2022 22:28

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/status/1405927138403000321?s=20&t=6dvaLKFxvm-TB0zwE6h1bQ

Wheeeeeeen your jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside

# ? Apr 15, 2022 23:09

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Beeswax posted:

Wheeeeeeen your jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside

https://twitter.com/albzsfc/status/1279553544543186947

# ? Apr 16, 2022 00:02

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1514774656074412032

# ? Apr 16, 2022 00:04

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/bleakfest/status/1513910166319734791?s=21&t=ISruvaRM7pndq9B-an_jQA

# ? Apr 16, 2022 00:10

Ramie: Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/DomRomArt/status/1515045683396591620
https://mobile.twitter.com/hardmaru/status/1515007393264205825
https://mobile.twitter.com/weesterner/status/1504214179527409666
https://mobile.twitter.com/yurirando/status/1514682739475169285

# ? Apr 16, 2022 01:21

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/hardmaru/status/1515007393264205825

# ? Apr 16, 2022 03:45

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

FFT posted:

https://twitter.com/albzsfc/status/1279553544543186947

bells

# ? Apr 16, 2022 05:41

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Kenning posted:

a) Jesus
b) How did you find a tweet with 1 retweet and 14 likes from an account with fewer than 400 followers?

Obviously searching for "killer rack", duh

# ? Apr 16, 2022 06:13

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Philippe posted:

bells

I'll fuckin post the album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IXFjqH7fHM

# ? Apr 16, 2022 08:21

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/earthagae/status/1514970161584881666

I have the same one!

# ? Apr 16, 2022 08:26

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Where do you buy them

# ? Apr 16, 2022 08:57

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:22

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I just assume they appear under your pillow when you transition.

# ? Apr 16, 2022 09:09

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